NationStates Jolt Archive

Hitlerreich, which recently gained independence, has announced it will start up a research programme to develop weapons of mass destruction. It is as yet unknown how much time it will take. Likeminded nations are called upon to help us with early research, payment can be negotiated.

ooc: Sorry, it's a unwritten (??) rule here that no nations younger then 2 months can have WMDs. Besides, I don't help nazis for both IC and OOC reasons

I didn't say we will ACTUALLY BUILD the WMD, I said we will engage in WMD research. I am quite sure the actual developing will take much longer. As of now, we have only a small regular army and an independent elite force answerable only to the party (the National Socialist party, the only one that is allowed).

====ENCRYPTED MESSAGE====

TO: HITLERREICH
FROM: PRIVATE LINE *********

"I can supply you with plutonium, enriched uranium, fuel cells used for that process...Schematics for building a fission nuclear power plan like the one in Tehran....

Although it depends how much you need.....

However I will be requiring an initial instalment of 200 million U.S.D

But the completion of the reactor and the amount of raw materials will further increase the overall price...

=====END===============

ooc: A new Nazi nation! Brillo!

ic: Momanguise disaproves of any nation holding WMD that does not have a responsible system of government. However we recognise also that it would be outside of her jurisdiction to intervene in the soveriegn affairs of the nation of Hitlerriech. However we warn said nation that should WMD's be used offensively against an innocent nation, we will not hesitate to remove the weapons with force.

====ENCRYPTED MESSAGE====

TO: HITLERREICH
FROM: PRIVATE LINE *********

"I can supply you with plutonium, enriched uranium, fuel cells used for that process...Schematics for building a fission nuclear power plan like the one in Tehran....

Although it depends how much you need.....

However I will be requiring an initial instalment of 200 million U.S.D

But the completion of the reactor and the amount of raw materials will further increase the overall price...

=====END===============

TO: ETERNAL DRAGON DPRK
FROM: HITLERREICH NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY HQ

RE: YOUR PROPOSAL

We can do business along these lines, an executive from our National Furniture Restoration Company will contact you for the exchange.

if i could i would support my brothers of hitlerreich
but all i can do is to say the dictatorship of Thomasien will stand at your side till the bitter End

Ein volk, ein reich, ein Führer

OOC: Shouldn't Volk and Reich be capitalized, like all German nouns?

IRL, Hitler wanted to purge foreign influences from the German language and make it 'pure;' if you're going to RP such scum, you may as well at least get your German right.

=====ENCRYPTEDMESSAGE========

TO:HITLERREICH LEADERS
FROM: PRIVATE LINE***********
"Fine.....Open up an account through the Swiss bank and post the 200 million there......In installments of course....

We will then send an operative to collect the money.....

As for the deal..

How much raw materials in Kgs do you need?"

====END===================

OOC: Shouldn't Volk and Reich be capitalized, like all German nouns?

IRL, Hitler wanted to purge foreign influences from the German language and make it 'pure;' if you're going to RP such scum, you may as well at least get your German right.

ic: Thank you for pointing out the obvious mistake in our motto, the person responsible for this mistake has been arrested and is being interrogated as we speak, we suspect he might be a Bolshevik spy.

ic: Thank you for pointing out the obvious mistake in our motto, the person responsible for this mistake has been arrested and is being interrogated as we speak, we suspect he might be a Bolshevik spy.

"We only ask that rather than executing this person, you deport him to Evil Woody Thoughts. We would hate to be responsible for someone's death."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Evil Empire of Evil Woody Thoughts

ooc: Goody, another target! Nazi's rock! So much fun, last one tried to invade me, being a Jewish nation and all. He went off in tears when my allies showed up and his allies were nowhere in sight. Guess those nazis must have bad timing. His ally showed up after he resigned:p

ic:
Nuclear weapons bad.... must be responsible... yada yada yada.... don't abuse them..... bla bla bla, you know the drill. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go rouse the Anti-Nazi Pact.

soon Thomasien will have a new type of tanks
and we would be proud if the dictator of hitlerreich would take some of them as a "gift".

greetings to the Government of Hitlerreich
Fieldmarshall of Thomasien

"We only ask that rather than executing this person, you deport him to Evil Woody Thoughts. We would hate to be responsible for someone's death."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Evil Empire of Evil Woody Thoughts

we regret to inform you that your request cannot be acceded to. The person in question has significant understanding of the workings of the inner sanctum of the State and the Party. For the time being however, he shall be incarcerated at the Black Elite Force headquarters.

ooc: Goody, another target! Nazi's rock! So much fun
ic:
Nuclear weapons bad.... must be responsible... yada yada yada.... don't abuse them..... bla bla bla, you know the drill. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go rouse the Anti-Nazi Pact.

OOC: Which is why I felt the compulsion to point out teh national slogan mistake... :D

IC: "In regards to foreign policy, we agree with Sanctaphrax."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Evil Empire of Evil Woody Thoughts

ooc: Goody, another target! Nazi's rock! So much fun, last one tried to invade me, being a Jewish nation and all. He went off in tears when my allies showed up and his allies were nowhere in sight. Guess those nazis must have bad timing. His ally showed up after he resigned:p

ic:
Nuclear weapons bad.... must be responsible... yada yada yada.... don't abuse them..... bla bla bla, you know the drill. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go rouse the Anti-Nazi Pact.

we condemn any attempt by the World Conspiracy to meddle in our affairs. We are a peaceful small nation seeking only to improve it's defensive capabilities. How about a non aggression pact?

ooc: A new Nazi nation! Brillo!

ic: Momanguise disaproves of any nation holding WMD that does not have a responsible system of government. However we recognise also that it would be outside of her jurisdiction to intervene in the soveriegn affairs of the nation of Hitlerriech. However we warn said nation that should WMD's be used offensively against an innocent nation, we will not hesitate to remove the weapons with force.
We stand by our ally, Momanguise, and re-iterate what he says: Though we disagree with your government holding such weapons, we cannot stop you. However, you are not to use it against innocent nations, or we will remove it from you forcefully.

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World ViZion Corp Message to Hitlerreich
We would be willing to sell you ICBM's, and build your silos, for a decent price. We wish to hear back from you shortly. Thank you!

soon Thomasien will have a new type of tanks
and we would be proud if the dictator of hitlerreich would take some of them as a "gift".

greetings to the Government of Hitlerreich
Fieldmarshall of Thomasien

we accept your gracious gift, most wise and munificent Fieldmarshall of Thomasien!

ooc: Sorry, it's a unwritten (??) rule here that no nations younger then 2 months can have WMDs. Besides, I don't help nazis for both IC and OOC reasons
OOC: ??? The only one I've heard quoted was 150,000,000 pop or 1 month. Really though I dont but much stock by these "rules". So long as you RP your WMDs well and dont go randomly nuking up everything you see, you should be alright Hitlerreich.

OOC: ??? The only one I've heard quoted was 150,000,000 pop or 1 month. Really though I dont but much stock by these "rules". So long as you RP your WMDs well and dont go randomly nuking up everything you see, you should be alright Hitlerreich.

well at this moment, we have no stockpile of any WMD, just a programme to conduct research with view to future construction.

We stand by our ally, Momanguise, and re-iterate what he says: Though we disagree with your government holding such weapons, we cannot stop you. However, you are not to use it against innocent nations, or we will remove it from you forcefully.

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World ViZion Corp Message to Hitlerreich
We would be willing to sell you ICBM's, and build your silos, for a decent price. We wish to hear back from you shortly. Thank you!

Please contact the Party headquarters via the encrypted line, details to be sent to you via diplomatic courier.

How about a non aggression pact?
*PM Pentephraxis's response upon hearing this*
"They what? NAP? With nazis? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no, but seriously? Tell them we'll sign a non aggression pact with them once we take over their country and send their fuhrer to a long, slow and painful death."
"Yes sir, I'll get right on it."

*Open message to hitlerreich*
NAP? You must be having a laugh, what was your crazy fuhrer on when he came up with that idea? We will only sign a NAP once your government has been sentenced for crimes against all non-aryans, and your fuhrer is rotting in his not early enough grave.

*PM Pentephraxis's response upon hearing this*
"They what? NAP? With nazis? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no, but seriously? Tell them we'll sign a non aggression pact with them once we take over their country and send their fuhrer to a long, slow and painful death."
"Yes sir, I'll get right on it."

*Open message to hitlerreich*
NAP? You must be having a laugh, what was your crazy fuhrer on when he came up with that idea? We will only sign a NAP once your government has been sentenced for crimes against all non-aryans, and your fuhrer is rotting in his not early enough grave.

Overheard in Führer headquarters: *if we had the capabilities we would invade, destroy and imprison, but we are a small nation with limited armament at the time being, so let's pretend to play nice*

Official Foreign Office Press release:
As can be seen by all nations, we are the victims of international aggression. Bigger nations picking on a small one. We appeal to the peaceful nations to help us preserve the peace. We have no interest in war.

Open Message to Hitlerreich:
The magnificent and most Holy cardinal Semerkhet would like nothing more than to give your 'nation' an intimate knowledge of ouor weapons of mass distruction.Should any nation be invaded by you, the 'Angels of Ankhmet' division shall crush you like the Fascist bug you are.

Cardinal Semerkhet,
Lord of the Church of Ra

Watch your step, my little Nazis.

- Froeign Office Department of Threatening Messages

Official Foreign Office Press release:
As can be seen by all nations, we are the victims of international aggression. Bigger nations picking on a small one. We appeal to the peaceful nations to help us preserve the peace. We have no interest in war.
*official reply*
I don't believe this, to think I'm so bored as to be sitting here and exchanging pleasantries with a nazi. I really should take up golf. And I recommend that you take up maths. Sanctaphrax is one nation, hence it should read "bigger nation" not nations. But I long tire of attempting to teach nazis, if I wanted a headache I'd bang my head against a wall.
Attempting to gain sympathy will not work on us, as we know just what treacherous, racist scum nazis are.

ooc: I'm sending you a TG hitlerreich.

The Empire of Cotland wish to assist the nation of Sanctaphrax in the invasion and destruction of the oppressive nazi regime of Hitlerreich. It is a well-known fact that we hate nazis and have long since exterminated and outlawed the nazi party in Cotland.

ooc: Really, I hate nazis. They invaded my country during WW2 and shot my great grandfather.

We condemn any nation that seeks to improve their relations with his clearly Nazi nation. Should Hitlerreich show any signs of producing weapons of mass destruction, chemical nuclear or biological, we will intervene and remove these weapons forcefully, if neccessary. We care not for Hitlerreich's sovereignty - if neccessary, as stated, we will violate it for the good of world peace.

We demand, at this moment, that Hitlerreich dissolve it's military or we will take action.
Soviet Autocrat, Josef Dorsal

SECRET IC
SEVENTH FLEET
Seventh Naval Group: 1 CVN, 2 AOE, 3 CA, 5 DDG, 2 FF, 3 SS, 1 SSBN, 2 MSO
NGV Respite: Indomitable Class Aircraft Carrier FLAGSHIP
192 Harrier GR3
6x Chinooks
4x Merlin ASW
4x Navy Lynx
NGV Package: Albion Class
NGV Stairway: Albion Class
NGV Endeavour: Belfast Class Cruiser
NGV Righteous: Belfast Class Cruiser
NGV In Amber Clad: Type 30 Air Defense Cruiser
NGV Engagement: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Striker: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Refferee: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Fortification: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Bulwark: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Evident: Type 26 Frigate
NGV Congress: Type 26 Frigate
KA 1: Swiftsure Class Submarine
KA 2 Swiftsure Class Submarine
KA 3: Swiftsure Class Submarine
DG7: Vanguard Class SSBN
NGV Impression: Sandown Class Minesweeper
NGV Balance: Sandown Class Minesweeper

The Seventh Fleet, operating off bases in Sanctaphrax under Anti-Nazi-Pact Defense Operations, set sail for the nation of Hitlerreich, a total of 1200 soldiers also aboard the NGV Package and NGV Stairway.

OOC: Can't abide them either. Nail them to walls, I say, but that's unimportant. Regarding this, meh, I'll do what the Pact orders.

OOC: I have my reasons for hating Nazi's, mainly for being the target of Racism.

OOC: Shouldn't Volk and Reich be capitalized, like all German nouns?

IRL, Hitler wanted to purge foreign influences from the German language and make it 'pure;' if you're going to RP such scum, you may as well at least get your German right.

OOC: Damn straight, Hitlerreich, you Nazi pig.

As soon as only one Enemy Armed Soldier takes one single step over the border lines of hitlerreich, Thomasien will declare war!!
We are sending three tank divisions with over 200 Tanks and nearly 2000 Soldiers to support our Brothers in Hitlerreich.
They are already marching to aid our brothers
Everyone who stands on our side shall send troops to defend Hitlerreich

Fieldmarshall of Thomasien

====ENCRYPTED MESSAGE====

TO: HITLERREICH
FROM: PRIVATE LINE *********

"I can supply you with plutonium, enriched uranium, fuel cells used for that process...Schematics for building a fission nuclear power plan like the one in Tehran....

Although it depends how much you need.....

However I will be requiring an initial instalment of 200 million U.S.D

But the completion of the reactor and the amount of raw materials will further increase the overall price...

=====END===============

OOC: Apart from the fact that a tiny, Nazi nation such as your unwashed self should not be able to have any sort of WMD, such a tiny nation as Eternal Dragon DPRK having weapons-grade plutonium and the facilities to enrich uranium is not just a stretch, in my opinion it is positively ludicrous.

As soon as only one Enemy Armed Soldier takes one single step over the border lines of hitlerreich, Thomasien will declare war!!
We are sending three tank divisions with over 200 Tanks and nearly 2000 Soldiers to support our Brothers in Hitlerreich.
They are already marching to aid our brothers
Everyone who stands on our side shall send troops to defend Hitlerreich

Fieldmarshall of Thomasien

Before you reach Hitlerreich we will already have a blockade imposed.. what do you intend to do? break it? HAHAHAHAH

OOC: Apart from the fact that a tiny, Nazi nation such as your unwashed self should not be able to have any sort of WMD, such a tiny nation as Eternal Dragon DPRK having weapons-grade plutonium and the facilities to enrich uranium is not just a stretch, in my opinion it is positively ludicrous.

OOC: Mate first I am operating as a extremist group operating mainly in N.Korea on earth III

But if you are really being complicated...I have a nation that is 800+million..

So no not realy considering in rp, North korea gave up its weapons programme, but excess plutonium etc was reported unaccounted for...

Also me being a nazi..........How about no...And considering the extremist group in RP!!! hates all capitalists and imperialistic nations...They will do anything to screw one over.....

So get your facts right please before making an assessment...

don't worry hogsweat we WILL break through, our tanks will crush your blockade

don't worry hogsweat we WILL break through, our tanks will crush your blockade
OOC: How do you plan to destroy Carrier Battlegroups with tanks?

don't worry hogsweat we WILL break through, our tanks will crush your blockade

Yes, how do you intend to destroy -naval- vessels with tanks?

Zinged with an impressive amount of fire.

Don't worry guys were coming from the countryside

Don't worry guys were coming from the countryside
OOC: *raises eyebrow* ok, let's be realistic here... fighting naval forces in the middle of (assuming an ocean, haven't been keeping up on this thread) with tanks just isn't gonna happen, unless you claim your tanks can swim, which would get you a big, fat ignore.

Word from the wise: Don't try to fight naval forces with tanks if you're gonna try to claim you win.

Suggestion: Gather allies, build up a naval force (or airforce would be even better), and strike their naval blockade that way... You'd be stupid to try to fight a naval battle from the shore... assuming they're basically at the shore, because it they're pretty far out, no tanks could reach them, but their ships could destroy your tanks.

Just tryin to help you out... remember, you need to be at least SOMEWHAT realistic, as this is modern-tech, meaning todays takes, aircrafts, ships, etc... :) ;)

ooc: lol i guess youre right...
mmhkay then i will send naval forces okay??? ;)

-= A Message to the anti Nazi pact =-

please break up youre blockade against hitlerreich or thomasien will have to send naval forces to forcefully break it up

Fieldmarshall of Thomasien

-= End of Transmission =-

*message to Thomasien*
As the initiator of this blockade, and head of this operation, I can safely tell you to go to hell. You won't even get near our blockade before you get sunk. We will outnumber you by 10-1. Back down now and we won't pursue you.

ooc: lol i guess youre right...
mmhkay then i will send naval forces okay??? ;)
OOC: Sounds good :)

Just tryin to help ya out so you can become a good RP'er... always feel free to ask me or other vets for help if ya need any, or if you got questions, k? ;)

The United Empire's advice: end this farce. If your intentions are to destroy Hitlerreich, then do so. However, we do like the concept of the blockade. Either way, Hitlerreich will be forced to meet your demands.

Regards,

Kircer Danton
Magistrate of Foreign Affairs

OOC: okay thanks

ic:
-= Incoming Transmission =-
you may sink our ships but we will support our brothers in hitlerreich as long as we breath and as long we have blood in our bodies

Fieldmarshall of Thomasien

-= End of Transmission =-