NationStates Jolt Archive


The Empire of WPHD Germ Factory

WPHD
17-02-2005, 18:43
WNC

DATE=2/17/05

TYPE=CORRESPONDANT REPORT

NUMBER=2-326745

BYLINE=

DATELINE=
CONTENT=

VOICED AT:

HEADLINE: WPHD announces new virus created using evolution simulation software

INTRO: "WPHD creates new virus using entirely synthesized DNA."

TEXT: "(insert text that says basically: using evolution sim software WPHD scientist create tiny virus that doesn't kill for more than 14 days, the whole time it spreads from person to person, no simptoms apear at all until people die, sub 0.3 micron spores (minimum that HEPA can protect against), no known cure, spores as hardy as anthrax...anything I'm forgeting?)."

10 viles cost $500,000, just pop them into a bioreactor & boom you've got hundreds of kg worth (weaponize too, which means aresolizing spores & adding chemical additives)
Eternal Dragon DPRK
17-02-2005, 18:54
======ENCRYPTED MESSAGE=====

TO:WPHD
FROM: PRIVATE LINE 5234435

" I am interested.....Although I will require further proof that this actually works....Maybe a test subject or two..."

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WPHD
17-02-2005, 19:00
if you supply
Eternal Dragon DPRK
17-02-2005, 19:08
======ENCRYPTEDMESSAGE=========

TO: W.P.H.D.
FROM: PRIVATE LINE 5343345

"Will a japanese girl do.....?....Also send me advanced data and plans on this virus outlay......"


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WPHD
17-02-2005, 19:16
sure, & no way am I telling you anything more than I think you need to know, you could just synthesize it if I gave you the sequence (a.k.a. I'm not sure how to explain, which is why I have the evolution software)
Eternal Dragon DPRK
17-02-2005, 19:35
======ENCRYPTEDMESSAGE========

TO: W.P.H.D
FROM: LANDLINE 839211

"Listen....I am not in the mood for dealing with imbeciles...Unless I know this new virus works......Why should I invest money?......I am a busy man......

If you don't tell me anything about it........I'm sure I can find someone who will...

Good day"

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WPHD
17-02-2005, 19:36
fine, I'll send over documentation
Eternal Dragon DPRK
17-02-2005, 19:39
=====ENCRYPTEDMESSAGE========

TO: W.P.H.D
FROM: PRIVATE LINE 932145

"Fine..."

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WPHD
17-02-2005, 23:42
bump