An addition to the Elect: Another Fabus is born.
VoteEarly
17-02-2005, 05:49
"This is William Fabus of the South African Commonwealth News Network. A few hours ago, my dear wife, Sylvia Katrina Fabus, gave birth to our first of what is hopefully to be many children, Mikhail Curtis Fabus, our son, has just recently been brought into the world, and he is doing great. He will be raised in the Dutch Reformed Church of South Africa and educated with the values of Afrikaner Calvinism. Thank you for listening to this message."
Congratulations Willian and Sylvia on the birth of Mikhail Curtis Fabus.
A Few Rich People
17-02-2005, 05:54
"Oddly similar to my name..."
-Mikial Zakrufs, Head of the Mikosolf Directorate
State Secretary Darren Temple of the Federal Republic of Canada spoke on behalf of the Wittrock Administration, "Congradulations, Mister William Fabus on the birth of your new child."
VoteEarly
18-02-2005, 16:32
State Secretary Darren Temple of the Federal Republic of Canada spoke on behalf of the Wittrock Administration, "Congradulations, Mister William Fabus on the birth of your new child."
"We thank you, and indeed all who sent letters, for their kind words."
William Fabus
The Merchant Guilds
18-02-2005, 16:36
Oh bloody hell not another one...
-Random Guild Diplomat
Congratulations.
Czar Sam Fabus
MassPwnage
18-02-2005, 23:01
"Congratulations on this amazing feat William, I'm wondering how you could get your dick up, considering how ugly that bitch of your wife is. If so, tell me the brand of paper bag you used."-The Great Leader Li.
Upper Xen
18-02-2005, 23:10
Congratulations for your blessings, though I do find your repeated boasting of the "elect" status you claim to be quite grating, no offense. The nations can only bear to hear so much of it.......
Gordon Lew
President
Demopublic of Upper Xen
OOC: Note: Totally IC, that statement was.
VoteEarly
19-02-2005, 00:33
"Congratulations on this amazing feat William, I'm wondering how you could get your dick up, considering how ugly that bitch of your wife is. If so, tell me the brand of paper bag you used."-The Great Leader Li.
"My wife is stunningly beautiful, how dare you say otherwise. Why don't you personally come to Pretoria and I will kill you myself, in a fair duel of course."
William Fabus
Unofficial Statement from Aemon Chaliny:
Hey, that's wonderful! 3 more Fabuses. I suppose you'll have to hire 30 more servants to clean up after them, dogs that they are. On no wait, you'll hire "coloreds". Maybe you can come to Detroit personally to recruit them. I'll help.
Official Statement:
I never siad that. Congratulations.
~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Government Appointed Military Governor of Yaforite North America.
The Island of Rose
19-02-2005, 00:41
Official Reply:
Wait, when did William take over? What happened to the other guy? Oh and congratulations and whatnot, have a fruit basket.
Department of Foreign Affairs
VoteEarly
19-02-2005, 00:44
Official Reply:
Wait, when did William take over? What happened to the other guy? Oh and congratulations and whatnot, have a fruit basket.
Department of Foreign Affairs
"What? I'm the governor-general of South Africa, Roger is the Czar. Why would you suggest otherwise?"
William Fabus
VoteEarly
19-02-2005, 00:45
Unofficial Statement from Aemon Chaliny:
Hey, that's wonderful! 3 more Fabuses. I suppose you'll have to hire 30 more servants to clean up after them, dogs that they are. On no wait, you'll hire "coloreds". Maybe you can come to Detroit personally to recruit them. I'll help.
Official Statement:
I never siad that. Congratulations.
~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Government Appointed Military Governor of Yaforite North America.
"We don't use non-white labor, there are no non-whites in our North American possessions. We use white peasants to do that menial labor, we don't trust non-whites in our lands here. Obviously you didn't know that but now you do."
Czar Roger Fabus
The Island of Rose
19-02-2005, 00:48
"What? I'm the governor-general of South Africa, Roger is the Czar. Why would you suggest otherwise?"
William Fabus
Official Reply:
Oops... we hope that Sergei doesn't find out about this...
Department of Foreign Affairs
"We don't use non-white labor, there are no non-whites in our North American possessions. We use white peasants to do that menial labor, we don't trust non-whites in our lands here. Obviously you didn't know that but now you do."
Czar Roger Fabus
Huh? What? I never said anything about that.
~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Government Appointed Military Governor of Yaforite North America.