Pacitalia
17-02-2005, 03:56
Pacitalian Institute for Democracy
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Recommendations of the Committee for Democracy in Roach-Busters
17 February 2005
The Candidates and Their Platforms
Sgt. Paul Remital, Patriot Party
Wishes to reimplement the JL policy system.
Sen. Seymour Schitt, Lefty Loosy Party
Wishes to introduce minimum wage laws, government-subsidised healthcare, compulsory and free public education, minor business regulations, Social Security, and legalisation of some illegal narcotics for the benefit of the people.
Sue Per Paneful, Warmonger Party
No experience in politics. She is the younger sister of Barry Paneful. If elected, she promises to cut government spending on everything except defense and law enforcement, whose expenditures she will increase by a thousand-fold. She will make military service compulsory for all citizens, gun ownership compulsory for all citizens, will make all law violations a capital crime, outlaw all other political parties, and get entangled in at least fifty-seven wars during her tenure.
Abby Burchett, Radical Revolutionary Party
Will immediately resign and establish an anarchy.
Congressman Morton Weldstan, Moderate Party
Will pursue only centrist policies, avoiding both conservative and liberal, Left and Right policies.
Nikolai Granzichev, RB Communist Party
Will make RB a virtual clone of Castro's Cuba.
Willy Nilly Gumshucks, Cringing Coward Party
Will abolish the military and law enforcement, pursue a pusillanimous, spineless foreign policy, and allow the nation to be bullied by the international community.
George Dole, Neoconservative Party
Will spout fiercely conservative rhetoric, which will be matched by liberal actions. Will talk, look, and speak like a right-winger, yet will pursue a hawkish foreign policy, a Keynesian economic policy, and increase government size sharply.
Father Theodore Caulfield, Christian Democratic Party
Will establish a Christian theocracy which will strictly interpret and implement all Biblical laws.
Adolf Hess, RB Nazi Party
Self-explanatory. Oppression, violence, persecution and uber-nationalism.
Michael Goldwater, Libertarian Party
Will reduce government to a miniscule size. Will be extremely libertarian in both social and economic issues, and pursue a non-interventionist foreign policy.
O.O.Y.T.D.S.R. Adbul-Mana Shoobus, Shooban People's Party
Will work hard for Shooban rights. His IQ remains below 40.
The Committee's Conclusions on Parties and their Candidates
Patriot Party and Sgt. Remital: The PID-CDRB recommends against the ability of this candidate to run in the general elections and strongly urges the occupying nations to disallow this party from existing in the nation of Roach-Busters. It is impossible for the occupying nations to allow this party to exist when they know just as well that allowing a candidate with similar beliefs to the man they just removed from power would not bade well in international eyes.
Lefty Loosy Party and Sen. Seymour Schitt: The PID-CDRB is in support of the permission of this candidate to run in the general RB elections. The party and candidate show moderate, pro-freedom and pro-populace qualities and a genuine interest in upholding democratic policy in Roach-Busters. The PID-CDRB determined that this party will most likely become the major socialist option in the formatted Roach-Busterian political arena (see below). As a group, the PID-CDRB also recommends a name change to either the "Socialist Party of Roach-Busters" or the "Leftist Alliance of Roach-Busters", or anything related to party policy and beliefs, yet attractive to the voting populace.
Warmonger Party and Sue Per Paneful: With no political experience and radical, foolish, undemocratic policies it is again the strong recommendation of the PID-CDRB that this party and its candidate be prohibited from running in the general elections.
Radical Revolutionary Party and Abby Burchett: The PID-CDRB appreciates the ultra-libertarian policies of this party and the pacifism of its leader and candidate for president. However, we do not recommend anarchy in Roach-Busters at this time, or ever, thus we frown upon the permission of this candidate to run.
Moderate Party and Morton Weldstan: The PID-CDRB is most impressed with the choice of the party for their leader. We find that Mr Weldstan is a powerful, wise and agreeable gentleman with policies meant to run Roach-Busters in the freest, most inoffensive way possible. At this time, the PID-CDRB strongly recommends that this party be allowed to run, and predicts it to be the major centrist organisation with a fielded candidate.
Communist Party and Nikolai Granzichev: The PID-CDRB does not have any major problems with such a party but feels that a rapid switch from an ultra-conservative government to one with ideologies on the complete opposite side of the spectrum would be a nuisance.
Cringing Coward Party and Willy Nilly Gumshucks: We approve of the pacifist ideologies of this party but do not feel that it would garner enough support to become a finalist party candidate.
Neoconservative Party and George Dole: We feel that this is the strongest pro-economy party and the occupying nations would be best off allowing this party to run as the right-wing option in the upcoming general elections.
Christian Democratic Party and Father Theodore Caulfield: Slightly too conservative to be considered moderate and freedom-giving.
RB Nazi Party and Adolf Hess: A unanimous no from the PID-CDRB.
Libertarian Party and Michael Goldwater: Too libertarian to be considerable for the elections.
Shooban People's Party and Mr. Shoobus: Intelligence is a necessary requirement to lead the nation especially after a time of warfare and humanitarian crises, but we respect the ambition of the leader and the party.
Recommendations of the PID-CDRB for Party Finalists
Recommendations for finalist parties for the general elections in Roach-Busters are selected on the basis of their political moderation, their willingness to cooperate with the international community and the minimum amount of freedoms they designate to the people living under their rule.
The PID-CDRB finds that three parties fit this description well and therefore we recommend that these three parties above all others be permitted to run as major parties in the upcoming elections.
Lefty Loosy Party
Moderate Party
Neoconservative Party
Through thorough investigation of each party and its full manifesto, these three parties all, to varying degrees, represent the valiant promotion of national and personal economic strength, social equality and available societal resources along with high levels of civil liberties and political freedoms. As well, they welcome the presence of small armed force contingents and the continuation of the law enforcement system in Roach-Busters.
Numeral Representation of the Formatted Roach-Busterian Political System
http://kfox.gamehorizons.net/Pacitalia/rbpolitics_2005.jpg
We suggest, as you can see by the red arrows, that the parties move their policies in the directions shown. The leftist party should move one space right economically, the centrist party should move one space left economically and the rightist party should move one space down socially (become more libertarian), to create an equal political balance. The blue circles suggest the general area of 75-100% support per person in graphed form. The closer into the centre of the circle means the personal support for the party is higher. The blue dots designate where the PID-CDRB has placed the party politically according to its policies and desires. The white square indicates the maximum outer boundaries for party ideology for at least the first general election (any party outside that should not be permitted at this time).
Any questions should be directed to the PID by telegram or in this topic.
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Recommendations of the Committee for Democracy in Roach-Busters
17 February 2005
The Candidates and Their Platforms
Sgt. Paul Remital, Patriot Party
Wishes to reimplement the JL policy system.
Sen. Seymour Schitt, Lefty Loosy Party
Wishes to introduce minimum wage laws, government-subsidised healthcare, compulsory and free public education, minor business regulations, Social Security, and legalisation of some illegal narcotics for the benefit of the people.
Sue Per Paneful, Warmonger Party
No experience in politics. She is the younger sister of Barry Paneful. If elected, she promises to cut government spending on everything except defense and law enforcement, whose expenditures she will increase by a thousand-fold. She will make military service compulsory for all citizens, gun ownership compulsory for all citizens, will make all law violations a capital crime, outlaw all other political parties, and get entangled in at least fifty-seven wars during her tenure.
Abby Burchett, Radical Revolutionary Party
Will immediately resign and establish an anarchy.
Congressman Morton Weldstan, Moderate Party
Will pursue only centrist policies, avoiding both conservative and liberal, Left and Right policies.
Nikolai Granzichev, RB Communist Party
Will make RB a virtual clone of Castro's Cuba.
Willy Nilly Gumshucks, Cringing Coward Party
Will abolish the military and law enforcement, pursue a pusillanimous, spineless foreign policy, and allow the nation to be bullied by the international community.
George Dole, Neoconservative Party
Will spout fiercely conservative rhetoric, which will be matched by liberal actions. Will talk, look, and speak like a right-winger, yet will pursue a hawkish foreign policy, a Keynesian economic policy, and increase government size sharply.
Father Theodore Caulfield, Christian Democratic Party
Will establish a Christian theocracy which will strictly interpret and implement all Biblical laws.
Adolf Hess, RB Nazi Party
Self-explanatory. Oppression, violence, persecution and uber-nationalism.
Michael Goldwater, Libertarian Party
Will reduce government to a miniscule size. Will be extremely libertarian in both social and economic issues, and pursue a non-interventionist foreign policy.
O.O.Y.T.D.S.R. Adbul-Mana Shoobus, Shooban People's Party
Will work hard for Shooban rights. His IQ remains below 40.
The Committee's Conclusions on Parties and their Candidates
Patriot Party and Sgt. Remital: The PID-CDRB recommends against the ability of this candidate to run in the general elections and strongly urges the occupying nations to disallow this party from existing in the nation of Roach-Busters. It is impossible for the occupying nations to allow this party to exist when they know just as well that allowing a candidate with similar beliefs to the man they just removed from power would not bade well in international eyes.
Lefty Loosy Party and Sen. Seymour Schitt: The PID-CDRB is in support of the permission of this candidate to run in the general RB elections. The party and candidate show moderate, pro-freedom and pro-populace qualities and a genuine interest in upholding democratic policy in Roach-Busters. The PID-CDRB determined that this party will most likely become the major socialist option in the formatted Roach-Busterian political arena (see below). As a group, the PID-CDRB also recommends a name change to either the "Socialist Party of Roach-Busters" or the "Leftist Alliance of Roach-Busters", or anything related to party policy and beliefs, yet attractive to the voting populace.
Warmonger Party and Sue Per Paneful: With no political experience and radical, foolish, undemocratic policies it is again the strong recommendation of the PID-CDRB that this party and its candidate be prohibited from running in the general elections.
Radical Revolutionary Party and Abby Burchett: The PID-CDRB appreciates the ultra-libertarian policies of this party and the pacifism of its leader and candidate for president. However, we do not recommend anarchy in Roach-Busters at this time, or ever, thus we frown upon the permission of this candidate to run.
Moderate Party and Morton Weldstan: The PID-CDRB is most impressed with the choice of the party for their leader. We find that Mr Weldstan is a powerful, wise and agreeable gentleman with policies meant to run Roach-Busters in the freest, most inoffensive way possible. At this time, the PID-CDRB strongly recommends that this party be allowed to run, and predicts it to be the major centrist organisation with a fielded candidate.
Communist Party and Nikolai Granzichev: The PID-CDRB does not have any major problems with such a party but feels that a rapid switch from an ultra-conservative government to one with ideologies on the complete opposite side of the spectrum would be a nuisance.
Cringing Coward Party and Willy Nilly Gumshucks: We approve of the pacifist ideologies of this party but do not feel that it would garner enough support to become a finalist party candidate.
Neoconservative Party and George Dole: We feel that this is the strongest pro-economy party and the occupying nations would be best off allowing this party to run as the right-wing option in the upcoming general elections.
Christian Democratic Party and Father Theodore Caulfield: Slightly too conservative to be considered moderate and freedom-giving.
RB Nazi Party and Adolf Hess: A unanimous no from the PID-CDRB.
Libertarian Party and Michael Goldwater: Too libertarian to be considerable for the elections.
Shooban People's Party and Mr. Shoobus: Intelligence is a necessary requirement to lead the nation especially after a time of warfare and humanitarian crises, but we respect the ambition of the leader and the party.
Recommendations of the PID-CDRB for Party Finalists
Recommendations for finalist parties for the general elections in Roach-Busters are selected on the basis of their political moderation, their willingness to cooperate with the international community and the minimum amount of freedoms they designate to the people living under their rule.
The PID-CDRB finds that three parties fit this description well and therefore we recommend that these three parties above all others be permitted to run as major parties in the upcoming elections.
Lefty Loosy Party
Moderate Party
Neoconservative Party
Through thorough investigation of each party and its full manifesto, these three parties all, to varying degrees, represent the valiant promotion of national and personal economic strength, social equality and available societal resources along with high levels of civil liberties and political freedoms. As well, they welcome the presence of small armed force contingents and the continuation of the law enforcement system in Roach-Busters.
Numeral Representation of the Formatted Roach-Busterian Political System
http://kfox.gamehorizons.net/Pacitalia/rbpolitics_2005.jpg
We suggest, as you can see by the red arrows, that the parties move their policies in the directions shown. The leftist party should move one space right economically, the centrist party should move one space left economically and the rightist party should move one space down socially (become more libertarian), to create an equal political balance. The blue circles suggest the general area of 75-100% support per person in graphed form. The closer into the centre of the circle means the personal support for the party is higher. The blue dots designate where the PID-CDRB has placed the party politically according to its policies and desires. The white square indicates the maximum outer boundaries for party ideology for at least the first general election (any party outside that should not be permitted at this time).
Any questions should be directed to the PID by telegram or in this topic.