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Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Young and the Mathers! We are glad you are watching our world premier! This is going to be quite a kick off!

Today, we talk with those crazy Prophets from the region "WHY"! So, we ask, "Why the 'WHY'?" What's so special about this religion over the other major religions?

Young and Mathers will be interviewing Prophet Olvhud. He will help us to figure things out.

And here he is, Prophet Olvhud! Prophet Olvhud, welcome!

Mathers stood up as he gave a cheering roar for the Prophet as he walked on the stage of the set as he approached him dressed up in a dress as he smiled and spoke in a feminine voice that he put on somewhat to well, "Welcome to the Young and the Mathers' Show, Mister Prophet. Please, come take a seat."

Young jumped up, and started clapping rapidly. He was dressed, well... dressed like a women - a crossdressing host in such an important interview?! YIP!

"Welcome Prophet Olvhud!!! Welcome welcome welcome!" Young said excitedly in his most feminine voice he could conjure up, which he had been practicing for quite some time.

He then patted the chair between the two hosts, "Sit, sit here. Let us begin our interview!"

"Why is the WHY so important to you, Mister Prophet dude?" Mathers winked at the Prophet.

(Tag Zelsa)

Prophet Olvhoud, upon being introduced and called to the stage, solemnly approached, pausing at the last feet to wave and bow to his countrymen, who applaused noisedly, "May the Y bless you all!" He bowed graciously before swiveling to face his interviewers. He gave them each a sort of odd bow, which, seen by many viewers was taken as a sign of disrespect, for the two men wore very odd clothing, which he thought was women's clothing. He gave each a questioning glance before taking a seat as instructed...

"Thank you for having me here, I feel honored to represent the Great Y and the Holy Republic of Zelsa on this world stage..."

As Mathers addressed him, Olvhoud gathered what he was to say, "Sir... The Great Y is important to us all... It is, after all, what gave us life... And what can take it away, in a heartbeat, without remorse or with the most tender care in the world, slipping you into an eternal sleep for your life of servitude to the Y. The Great Y, is a symbol of hope, prosperity, peace, and protection to every Zelsan... And Karnoshi, our neighbors to the south. However, it is not only a loving God, it is a wrathful one, severely punishing those who disrespect its incredible power. It shows no mercy when you do not follow its teachings and prophecies." He paused for a second, internally happy that the audience sat in silence, before he continued, "However, if you follow what the Great Y teaches, and follow the Guidelines, you shall prosper in His eternal love and respect." He smiled and faced Mathers, awaiting the next question...

OOC: I'm suprised he did try running of the stage seeing his two hosts looking like cross dressers, or having some kinda reaction, lol
IC:
"Prophet Olvhud," Young said, sitting down, crossing his legs, and putting his arm around the prophet, "Who exactly IS this 'Great U'... err, what the? I mean, 'Great Y' anyway? You make his out to be such a 'WHY'-se guy..." Young continued, smiling gleefully at the prophet.

Olvhoud audibly grumbled, letting his displeasure being noticed, he somewhat forcibly pushed the man from his position with his arms around him. He grunted when Young said the name wrong, now he was actually considering giving the signal that he was in danger and having these two... Idiots, he thought, that's the word... Taken prisoner and executed for conduct unbecoming a member of the male gender. Although women and men were treated equally in Zelsa, men who acted like women, and vice versa, were not, as it was often seen as defying the Great Y's divine wishes, punishable by death.

"The Great Y is everything, we are a part of him, and he is our mind and soul, we function only to fulfill his requests, and for it, we are granted an eternal, pleasureable life." Upon thinking up his next statement, he continued, "He is wise... We don't make him out to be wise, he is wise. He is the One who has the divine power over all of us and he may do with us what he pleases, for we are his mere servants, who are treated as equals upon a life of servitude to the Great Y."

After finishing the statement he turned his head, scowling into the cameras at these two fools' ignorance.

OOC: Prophet Olvhoud should remember that there are countless people living in a number of nations watching this, and so having these two reporters killed is most likely a very BAD idea. It's good reading so far, guys.

"You say the WHY is the wise, the most awesomest WHY known to our kind. WHY is he called the WHY? Couldn't he give himself another name, like U? He sounds like he's a tripod."

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~ Romandeos.

Olvhoud eyed Mathers, contemplating what this 'man' would look like if lit on fire and then thrown off a building. A grin formed across his face, "The Great Y chose to come to this earth in the form of a figure with outstretched arms, embracing his people, and where they come from. However, His outsretched arms, in certain instances, can also summon His awe-inspiring powers to rain death upon those who challenge Him and His people. The original followers, not initially understanding His posture and position, and witnessing His truly righteous power, referred to him as the English-letter Y (because they knew of nothing else to call it), which eventually remained after High Prophet Tevrasch deciphered the Great Y's prophecies which spoke of Himself as being the 'Great Y'."

He searched his mind for something to add, he knew it was there... It came to him, "Ah, yes... Also, in excavations around the Great Y, we have located the remnants of a... How should I say it? Hmm... Sign? Text? Prophecy? We are not sure, but the pieces we recovered mentioned the word 'Great' and the letter 'Y'. Other letters have been found but have been related to a description of the Great Y and His purpose, including 'Power', 'Wind', 'Generation', and 'Company'. Several letters have also been recovered, but their correlation to one another has not been discovered. We believe the describing words relate to him by describing His 'Power' which includes his ability to 'generate' 'Wind' and other natural elements, which have aided our people in the past. 'Generation' has an unknown meaning, likely generating His power or possibly describing the first generation of Y Followers. The word 'Company' describes His willingness to the ultimate company, of brotherhood, a brotherhood of wrath... And love."

He leaned back in his chair and reached to his side, beside his seat, producing a large book. He opened the book to a page revealing a vibrant, detailed photograph. Handing the book to Mathers, he continued, "That is the Great Y."

The picture revealed a serene wilderness, the background composed of majestic snow-capped mountains, with a layer of dark green evergreens adding to the photograph's brilliance. In the foreground were gently rolling hills, with shrubbery and brush littered across the landscape. Off to the side, barely visible on the photograph, were a jumbled mass of metal and wire. However, standing prominent was the Great Y. It had a massive, tan-colored vertical, cylindrical shaft, wide at the base and tapering to the top. At the very top, framed by a bright blue sky and puffy white clouds, was its head, a square box with three massive blades. Two of the blades angled off to the sides, outstretched towards the sky. The bottom blade faced straight down, aligned with the vertical shaft which held it. A single metal rod protruded from an area near the Great Y, a small piece of white board attached to it.

As he had handed it to him, Olvhoud bowed to the Holy Book, which was now in the hands of a foreigner, an unbeliever...

OOC: Oh, that's going to start something nasty, no doubt about it in my mind.

Keep it up, guys, it's good reading.

Major Janus had tuned into the TV channel thinking he was going watch a prophet at work and when he saw two cross-dressers talking, he switched to the soccer thinking someone had hijacked it with the "Dancing Queens" special for Gays.

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Hmmm... I wonder what ever happened to this thread? I was reading back on past threads, saw this, and was cracking up readin the first page before, for some reason, we stopped it. :(