Witzgall
17-02-2005, 03:05
SPECEMINE “64A-8LZ-FOL”
Codename: The Angry Penguin
Document Release Date: February 16th, 2005.
Document Author: Anonymous
Document Identification Number: SS-8
Specimin Photograph:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/Witzgall/dota20noob.jpg
The “Angry Penguin”, otherwise known as Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL, is a highly classified Weapon of Mass Destruction. In its right hand, Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL carries a large silver sword that can easily demolish large masses of land and displace large amounts of water.
Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL stands a staggering three hundred and eighty feet tall (115 meters), as well as one hundred and sixty feet wide (48 meters), this Specimen is a massive animal that can cause buildings to crumble with one punch. The official weight of Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL is unknown, but speculation places it at about eight thousand tons.
Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL has been locked inside of a “harsh-condition” chamber, making it practically invincible. Able to withstand a barrage of gunfire and missiles, as well as artillery strikes or carpet bombing, the specimen is a powerhouse of a penguin.
The ultimate weapon in recent “Anti-Newb” technology, the “Angry Penguin” is feared amongst all Newbis Maximus, as well as many Godmodderus Techwankeris. These highly unstable “n00bs” are feared throughout role-play, but luckily Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL is specially engineered to demolish such fear and slaughter all Newbis Maximus, Numberwankerus Ignorus, and Godmodderus Techwankeris (as well as other variations of n00b-age.)
Engineered in a facility classified to the general public, the Angry Penguin has recently been declassified during a Hatarian embargo against Sarzonia, where the weapon was portrayed in various propaganda posters. (Employment located here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8217727&postcount=17).)
Some interesting facts about Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL are located below:
A penguin's eyes are adapted for underwater vision .
Penguins are among the most social of all birds.
Penguins normally eat krill (a shrimp like crustacean in the family Euphausiidae), squids, and fishes. However, Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL eats humans as well as sea creatures.
Like most seabirds, penguins tend to be long-lived. They may take three to eight years to reach sexual maturity. Once sexual maturity is reached, the Angry Penguin will usually dry hump any buildings in its general vicinity (unless taught otherwise.)
Some penguin species spend as much as 75% of their lives in the sea. However, the Angry Penguin spends most of its life on the ground, destroying the general population of its enemies.
Penguins communicate by vocalizing and performing physical behaviors called displays.
Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL is **now on sale** to the international community, and currently costs only eleven dollars in United States Currency.
Current “employers” of The Angry Penguin include the following nations:
Witzgall
Ramissle
Cotland
Layarteb
MassPwnage
Codename: The Angry Penguin
Document Release Date: February 16th, 2005.
Document Author: Anonymous
Document Identification Number: SS-8
Specimin Photograph:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/Witzgall/dota20noob.jpg
The “Angry Penguin”, otherwise known as Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL, is a highly classified Weapon of Mass Destruction. In its right hand, Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL carries a large silver sword that can easily demolish large masses of land and displace large amounts of water.
Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL stands a staggering three hundred and eighty feet tall (115 meters), as well as one hundred and sixty feet wide (48 meters), this Specimen is a massive animal that can cause buildings to crumble with one punch. The official weight of Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL is unknown, but speculation places it at about eight thousand tons.
Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL has been locked inside of a “harsh-condition” chamber, making it practically invincible. Able to withstand a barrage of gunfire and missiles, as well as artillery strikes or carpet bombing, the specimen is a powerhouse of a penguin.
The ultimate weapon in recent “Anti-Newb” technology, the “Angry Penguin” is feared amongst all Newbis Maximus, as well as many Godmodderus Techwankeris. These highly unstable “n00bs” are feared throughout role-play, but luckily Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL is specially engineered to demolish such fear and slaughter all Newbis Maximus, Numberwankerus Ignorus, and Godmodderus Techwankeris (as well as other variations of n00b-age.)
Engineered in a facility classified to the general public, the Angry Penguin has recently been declassified during a Hatarian embargo against Sarzonia, where the weapon was portrayed in various propaganda posters. (Employment located here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8217727&postcount=17).)
Some interesting facts about Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL are located below:
A penguin's eyes are adapted for underwater vision .
Penguins are among the most social of all birds.
Penguins normally eat krill (a shrimp like crustacean in the family Euphausiidae), squids, and fishes. However, Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL eats humans as well as sea creatures.
Like most seabirds, penguins tend to be long-lived. They may take three to eight years to reach sexual maturity. Once sexual maturity is reached, the Angry Penguin will usually dry hump any buildings in its general vicinity (unless taught otherwise.)
Some penguin species spend as much as 75% of their lives in the sea. However, the Angry Penguin spends most of its life on the ground, destroying the general population of its enemies.
Penguins communicate by vocalizing and performing physical behaviors called displays.
Specimen 64A-8LZ-FOL is **now on sale** to the international community, and currently costs only eleven dollars in United States Currency.
Current “employers” of The Angry Penguin include the following nations:
Witzgall
Ramissle
Cotland
Layarteb
MassPwnage