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MassPwnage sells Anti-Lifeform Rifle.

MassPwnage
16-02-2005, 23:12
DKS-11 Anti-Lifeform Rifle.

The Rifle: http://www.accuratereloading.com/700ner.jpg
The Bullet: http://www.accuratereloading.com/700c.jpg (Real size of round)

Description: The new anti-life form is just basically a bolt action rifle. Except it's chambered in the massive, massive .700 caliber round. Guaranteed to bring down any large* sized lifeform, including Upper Xenizen Gargs, MassPwnage lizardmen and your next door neighbor's annoying adolescent children (not recommended).

Stats:
Caliber: 18x121mm (.700)
Length: 49in.
Weight: 23lbs.
Barrel Length: 26inches
Trigger Weight: 3-5 pounds
Magazine Capacity: 5 rounds
Stock: Polymer, pistol grip an option. Or english walnut for the old school safari crowd.
Max Effective Range: 3200m
Scope: Pwnage Heavy Duty Digital
Accuracy: .25 MOA, assuming you don't flinch from the monster recoil.
Cost: $6000

*Large lifeforms doesn't mean dinosaurs (assuming you still have them)

Legal Notes: The manufacturer doesn't recommend hunting deer with this thing. For godsakes, use .308 like everyone else does. Also, if you break your clavicle shooting this thing, manufacturer takes no liability.
Raptorian Federation
16-02-2005, 23:15
OOC: Cool, I'll give this a tag.
MassPwnage
16-02-2005, 23:24
*bump*
MassPwnage
16-02-2005, 23:30
*buzump!
MassPwnage
16-02-2005, 23:35
Bump!
MassPwnage
16-02-2005, 23:41
Bump!
Strathdonia
16-02-2005, 23:47
hhmmm an interesting weapon

but then if you like that sort of sized weapon you migth aswell scale it up to the 20x102mm round and be done with it.

still its quite nice.
MassPwnage
16-02-2005, 23:51
nah, no thanks, i like original calibers.
MassPwnage
17-02-2005, 21:22
*b&m!p*
Upper Xen
18-02-2005, 21:06
Intruiguing......I'd like 650,000, for our Special Projects Group. Total comes to USD$3,900,000,000. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Katherine Leang
Director
Xenizen CIA


Hey? Could I buy one? I'll pony up the USD$6000 for it, the moment my order gets cleared.

Gordon Lew
President
Demopublic of Upper Xen

OOC: Total expenses: USD$3,900,006,000.

Money will be wired upon confirmation.
MassPwnage
18-02-2005, 22:12
confirmed.
Ankhmet
18-02-2005, 22:27
Ankhmet wishes to purchase one million of these.
That comes to $6,000,000,000.
MassPwnage
18-02-2005, 22:31
Confirmed.