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Trouble in GameFAQ

GameFAQ
16-02-2005, 22:10
President Cindy Grater was at her desk in her office when...

Commander Harkins, GameFAQs Army Commander ran into the room

Cindy:What is wrong Harkins?
Harkins:An explosion has destroyed 5 buildings in Harzenston
Cindy:The cause?
Harkins:A bomb.
Cindy:Status report of the civilians?
Harkins:200 dead, 1500 injured
Cindy:What should we do?
Harkins:Restrict all people trying to leave and enter GameFAQ
Cindy:It will be done
Harkins:I suggest that we dispatch the 6th infantry to Harzenston to make sure this does not happen again
Cindy:Leave my office Harkins and give the Secretary of Defense this letter
Harkins: Will do

*Cindy dials the phone*
Cindy:Hello? Is this GTV?
Person:Yes this is, who is calling?
Cindy:Cindy Grater, I wish to talk to Jerry Orkins
Person:Yes M'am
Jerry Orkins:Hello President, what do you need today?
Cindy:You are the person who covered the GameFAQs Civil War correct?
Jerry:*sighs* Yes I did. What do you want to know about it?
Cindy:Nothing Jerry. But I need you to do me a favor.
Jerry:What?
Cindy:I need you to set up a press conference for me in one hour
Jerry:Will do
Cindy:Thank you
Jerry:No Problem

*One Hour Later*

Hank (Camera dude):5...4...3...2...1...Cameras are on

Jerry:Hello citizens of GameFAQ, our president Cindy Grater has called for a press conference. Here she is at the Presidential Hall.

Cindy:Hello GameFAQ citizens. As you may or may not have heard, an explosion has destroyed 5 buildings in Harzenston. 200 people were killed in this explosion and 1500 have been injured. Citizens of GameFAQ, please remain calm during this troubled time. We will find the cause of this explo--

*Camera goes out*

Jerry:Hank? Hank? Hank?!
Jerry:We appear to be having Technical Difficulties right now. As our president said, please remain calm.
Jerry:Our sound has come back up but we have no video as of now.
Jerry:Here we are, you can know listen to our president continue her speech.

*Sniper Shot is heard*
Cindy's Bodyguard:Madam President! Get down!!!!
Cindy:What's Happening?
*Bodyguard jumps on cindy*
*Another sniper shot is heard*
Bodyguard #1:Are....You....Okay?
Cindy:Yes I am. Are you?
Bodyguard #1:... *deep gasp*
*Another sniper shot is heard*
*Camera turns on*
Hank:Madam President!!!! Nooooo!!!!!!
*Hank jumps in front of Cindy*
Hank:*Blood spurts out of chest*
*Car pulls up to podium where Cindy is*
GSA Agent, Gary Henker runs up to cindy
Gary:Madam President! Are you okay?
Cindy:Yes I am, just a little bruised.
Gary:What should we do with these bodies?
Cindy:Give them a proper burial in the Grand GameFAQ Burial grounds (Places where presidents and important people are buried)
Gary:We will do that.
Cindy:Thank you Gary.

TO BE CONTINUED
GameFAQ
16-02-2005, 23:47
:(
Turetel
16-02-2005, 23:53
Head of Civility Crystal McAbb of Turetel (and Temporary Head of Trade/Commerce and Forces) ran into her office and picked up her phone.
"Clovis, we have a problem here, sounds like terrorism in the FAQ states, what do you want to do?"
"Pledge support I guess."

The nation of Turetel pledges its support towards GameFAQ and is dispatching our 1st Specialist (7 people) and SOT II and III (152 people total) to your nation to assist you.

OOC: Sorry, can't post much right now,. :(.
GameFAQ
17-02-2005, 00:00
ENCRYPTED MESSAGE CODE JH598SA41
To:Crystal McAbb of Turetel
From:Cindy Grater of GameFAQ
Subject:Problem in GameFAQ
We thank you for your support. We will supply your troops if needed.
imported_ViZion
17-02-2005, 00:02
ViZion is preparing to send aid to your nations, in the form of $50 million USD, and 300 members of our clean-up crew.

We are also willing to send in 50 special forces to help secure the area, do you need this?
GameFAQ
17-02-2005, 00:06
We will need the troops, incase the terrorists are still around.

The terrorists are locked in the nation

Cindy Is at her desk
Cindy:Get me Charles Braken now!
Charles Braken:Yes?
Cindy:Turn GameFAQs into a no fly zone. Nobody can come in, nobody can come out.
Charles:Roger that!
Cindy:Can you call in Harold Jenkins when you leave?
Charles:Yes I can.

Harold Jenkins:What do you need?
Cindy:You need to make sure no ships get past the navy. If they are an allied ship, you must search them. If it is an Unknown, tell them to stop and turn around. Wiat 5 minutes and if they do not turn around, open fire.
Harold:Yes M'am!

OOC:TO BE CONTINUED
*dusts off RP skills*
Turetel
17-02-2005, 00:42
The small vessel that carried the 200 men (including the crew) was stopped and being searched.

"Wow, this boat has 2 decks, and one of those are the furnace rooms! How long can it take to check the boat?"
"I dunno Jack, I mean come to think of it, what about all of our supplies that we don't have on, it would take a while for them to check that."
"Yeah, I guess Jake, hey do you hear that sound?"
"Yeah sounds funny, coming from the boiler room and all."
"Hey Fidel and Sampson come with us and have you weapons ready, this doesn't sound right at all. Rest of you secure the entries and exits, this can't be good."
"Hey Jake, heres a Turetelian Naval Officers body, and another. Jesus christ, their must be a dozen in this hall alone."
"Umm, guys, we only have a 14 crew boat, with 12 dead here and the captain above us, and the other guy probably being hostage..."
"Yeah Fidel?"
"Well I think we might want to get off the ship."
"Alright, Jack, what do ya want to do?"
"I'll tell you Jake, Sampson and Fidel order then men into the Turetelian Shells, we will investigate, if you hear gunshots, don't come down, get away from the ship, at least 50 meters."
"'Aight captain."

"Alright Jack, take the pistols and ammunition if you want, I think we will get involved with a fire fight with some terrorist here."
"I think that we might want to hurry, I hear voices coming."

"Did you see me waste those guys, man, no one will know what hit em."
"Come on Franken, you didn't do it all alone, me and Frazze here wasted them to."
"Oh well, lets bail, no one knows we are double agents inside Games, not even really Games citizens, just very persuasive."

"On three Jake, ready, 1, 2, 3.."

"What the, SOT?!"

"Alright, we got one alive, lets beat the crap out of him for information."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha *maniacally*! Fools, we planted a bomb on here, this is going to bleeeeeeeeer."

"Lets move Jake, lets go, go!"

An explosion rippled through the waters as Jake and John were decimated in the boiler rooms, which were powered by cold-fusion cells. The cells were recovered and destroyed of properly.
imported_ViZion
17-02-2005, 01:07
The crews, as well as the 50 special operation soldiers, boarded the VNT Viva La Hellion (named after a great general, General Hellion) The crew called her Viva La Hell however, as they felt it fit this ship better. It had seen quite a number of battles, it had been attacked multiple times, yet it still never had sank. It was quite an infamous ship in the ViZion Naval Force, and had just recently been outfitted with a large amount of weaponary to defend its self.

The ship was just about to head off to GameFAQ when it was ordered to stay docked.

"Sir, President Maybury has just ordered 500 of our Marines to board this ship. We're going to be crammed!" said a crew member to the Captian. "Damnit. But I cannot argue with the President. We wait." he replied.

A day later, the ship was loaded up, and they set sail for GameFAQ.
GameFAQ
17-02-2005, 21:03
Thank you ViZion for your help. These assassains will be found
imported_ViZion
17-02-2005, 21:20
You're welcome! Yes, those assassons will be found, and when they do, they will wish they were never born.
GameFAQ
17-02-2005, 21:53
Gary Henker runs into Cindy Graters office

Cindy:What is wrong?
Gary:We has been analyzing the tape that was recorded of the terrorists attempting to assassinate you
Cindy:And you have found what about it?
Gary:The sniper had insignias of some country on it, we have been unable to identify them at this moment
Cindy:Well get working on it!

*An explosion is heard*

Gary:What was that? Are you okay Madam President???
Cindy:I am okay
*Cindy presses a number on the phone*
Cindy:Bring my whole cabinet in here now!
Cindy:Gary, please leave the room
Gary:Yes Ma'm!
*Cindy's Cabinet enters the room*
Cindy:What just happened?
Cabinet:An explosion has occurred 2 miles south of this building
*Another explosion happens*
Cindy:Lock down this room now
*Harkins presses a button*
*Windows are covered by 12 inch thick steel*
*Doors are covered by bulletproof glass and many inches of metal*
*Cindy's Bookcase turns into a gun rack with ammo*
*The walls flip around and food is scattered across the once hidden shelves*
Cindy:Now that we are safe, what was that? Are we being bombared by an aerial attack?
Harkins:Doubtful, becuase no airplanes have flown over GameFAQ besides the airforce
Cindy:It must be the terrorists, they must have a lot of influence in our country. They must have brought a lot of supplies with them
Harkins:Everybody grab a gun. Cindy, you already know how to use this desert eagle correct?
Cindy:Yes I do *grabs the deagle and ammo*

OOC:
TO BE CONTINUED
Turetel
18-02-2005, 00:21
The SOT Teams landed thanks to the tugging of their emergancy vessels by the FAQ Naval forces, and got ready to leave when they heard two succesive explosions from several miles away. Shrugging they just continued with the FAQ men staring at them like they were the undead, or the unafraid...

OOC: Tell me where you need the specialist, in the city, country, etc.
imported_ViZion
18-02-2005, 00:29
As the VNT Viva La Hellion neared GameFAQ's waters, a message was sent out to GameFAQ:
Greetings from the VNB Viva La Hellion transport ship from ViZion! We are requesting permission to enter your waters and dock. We will help set up a perimeter in needed area's, as well as guard your government officials.

We are transfering the $50 million USD to you upon acceptance to enter your territorial waters.
GameFAQ
18-02-2005, 00:34
The GameFAQ navy sends a message back to Vizion

From: GSS Utopia 9
To: VNB Viva La Hellion
You may now enter our waters and guard us. We thank you for the money
imported_ViZion
18-02-2005, 00:36
The ship continued to stream ahead into GameFAQ territorial water, knowing that this could get dangerous, especially with being ViZionarians. Terrorists seemed to have something for ViZionarian blood, no matter their own costs.

The money was wired to GameFAQ, and an additional $30 million was included, totalling $80 million.
GameFAQ
18-02-2005, 21:48
*explosions are heard outside*
Cindy:What the hell was that?
Harkins:They appear to be blowing up this building
Cindy:With what?
Harkins:I do not know
Cindy:TIme to send a message out

To: ALL NATIONS WHO CAN READ THIS MESSAGE
From:President of GameFAQ, Cindy Grater
The GameFAQ capital is currently being overran by terrorists and my cabinet and I are locked in my office right now. We do not know how long this protective steel box will last. We have weapons to defend ourselves, but we have no idea how many of them they are. They have a lot of firepower, they are not to be taken lightly. Please send help.
** END MESSAGE **

To:Yorkins Air Force Base, Jutkins Army Base, Jorkins Naval Base
From:President Cindy Grater
This is President Cindy Grater. The capital is under attack. Please help...

... Meanwhile in Yorkins Air Force Base
*sirens are going off, red lights are flashing*
Loudspeaker: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SCRAMBLE ALL JETS! SCRAMBLE ALL JETS! BOMBARD THE CAPITAL TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT!
Private Jones:What is this?
General Tark:Get into your airplane now solider and protect our fair nation!
Private Jones:Roger that!
*planes start flying towards the capital*

... Meanwhile in Jutkins Army Base
Loudspeaker:EVERYONE! EVERYONE GEAR UP NOW! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE CAPITAL IS UNDER ATTACK!
General Okran:Everyone follow my lead!
Group of 30,000 soldiers:YES SIR!
*soldiers start marching towards the capital*

... Meanwhile in Jorkins Naval base
Loudspeaker:EVERYONE TO A SHIP.
Admiral Shirley Rose:All soldiers should now proceed to board their ships. All ships must make sure no ships leave GameFAQ.

A GNN Broadcast:
This is Jerry Orkins for GNN news. I must report to you some disturbing news. Our capital is under attack. Our president has sent out a message asking all nations to assist us in these troubled times. All people in the Army Reserve are to report to your nearest army base to get your uniform. More info will come as we get it

OOC:
Like the RP so far?
TO BE CONTINUED
GameFAQ
18-02-2005, 23:36
Nobody commented :(
Turetel
18-02-2005, 23:37
The handful of remaining specialist (only about 17 now) had secured a lone street in the Capital.

"Damnation upon us! This is such bull!"
"Hey, lets calm down and make another thrust towards the Capital house and try and assist the President."
"Why should I? I of all of you have the burden of keeping you alive, so forth it has failed!"
"Well, maybe if you thought about your own men for now..."
Explosion occurs killing both of the men.
"Hey Earl, ya think we can make a thrust with 15 men?"
"I dunno Matt, if we do anything its kill that squad of men over there."
"Over-where?"
"Oh for christ sake!" Earl puts his Grenadier up and fires, killing a group of 7.

OOC: Don't have much time to post right now, post more later.
GameFAQ
19-02-2005, 03:32
The 6th army division entered the capital.

General Okran:Okay Men! We need to take our these terrorists and save our president!
Soldiers:YES SIR!
General Okran:Colonel Indigo Jones!
Indigo Jones:Indigo Jones reporting, Sir!
General Okran:Your mission is to take 10 of these men and to do a recon mission!
Jones:Roger that!

*Jones grabs an assault rifle and a Desert Eagle, same with everyone else*
Jones:Men! Follow me!
Soldiers:Yes sir!

Jones and his soldiers are about to reach the Presidential manor when....

*gunshots are heard*
Jones:Get Down!!!
Jones on the radio:General! General!
General Okran:What is it?
Jones:We are under attack!
General:We are coming!

Jones:Men! Fire at will!
Jones:Jones fires at the head of a terrorist killing him instantly.
*one of the terrorists fire back at Jones and his group*
*Jones tosses a grenade where the terrorists are standing*
All but one are killed
Jones:Everyone who is alive say Here!
Soldier 1:Here!
Soldier 7:Here!
Soldier 9:Here!
Soldier 10:Here!

Jones:I lost 6 men on this mission
Jones on the radio:The battle is over, I lost 6 men and killed 5 of them. The sixth ran away
General:Good job soldier, we are almost at your location
Turetel
19-02-2005, 04:53
"Holy crap, down to seven, at least its us guys."
"What do you mean, at least, we are the Specialist Division and we are fighting our way through the streets, like, like, commonly criminals!"
"Aw come on man, lets just hit the, aww crap."
"What, looks like a few terrorist in a tank up a head."
"A Tank? Looks more like an armoured car to me."
"Well, here goes nothing."

They charged head into the lightly armoured vehicle and out the driver, killed the passengers (terrorist) and then hijacked the vehicle and turned it around.

"Hey Cuccu, wanna man the turret?"
"Yeah whatever Mantau."

The approach in site of the capital, and a ton of terrorist...
GameFAQ
19-02-2005, 20:30
*gunshots are heard*
Harkins:What is that?
Cindy:I called in the 6th division and the 1st armor

*rumbling is heard*

Harkins:The 1st armor is here

*knocking is heard on the steel box*

Harkins:Cindy! Get Down!
*Harkins unloads his Ak-47 at the area where the knocking is coming*

Cindy:That steel isn't as strong as it should be! Where did the rest of the budget for the protection of my office go?
Harkins:It was spent on the army during the Civil War.
Cindy:...

General Okran *Yelling*:Madam President! ARE YOU OKAY?
Cindy:I think so
Harkins:WHO ARE YOU?
General Okran:I am General Okran of the 6th army division. We are responible for the rescue of the president!
Harkins:Soldier! We are coming out!
General Okran:Roger that!
*Cindy presses a button on the desk*
*The steel drops*
*Cindy and Harkins walk out of Cindy's Office*
Cindy:Oh My God. The whole building has been destroyed
Harkins:It's okay Cindy. It's okay.
General Okran:Sorry to interupt this moment sir! But we need to get out of here quickly and bring our president to safety!
Harkins:One thing before we go, soldier!
*Harkins runs into Cindy's office and grabs a suitcase and many weapons*
Harkins:Cindy, you'll need this
*hands Cindy the suitcase*

2 Hours Later...

This is Jerry Orkins for GNN News. I have good news. Our president has been saved. The president will be having a press conference in a few days to congratulate her heroes.

3 days Later...
Doctor Hackinty:Madam President, are you sure you are OK?
Cindy:I am sure Doctor. Just some vomiting in the morning

Later that day...
Cindy:I, Cindy Grater, Give the GameFAQ Cross of Honor and Bravery to General Charles Okran of the Army's 6th Division. General Charles Okran, Do you accept this award?
Charles Okran:I do accept this award
Cindy:Private Indigo Jones, Please step up to the podium. Do you, Indigo Jones, Accept the promotion to General of the 6th division and the GameFAQ Cross Of Honor and Bravery?
Jones:Yes I do, but what will happen to General Okran?
Cindy:He has been promoted to Commander of the Armies of GameFAQ
Harkins:What about me?
Cindy:I'll show you what will happen to you.
Turetel
19-02-2005, 23:50
"Well, at least our missions done, now for round two."
"Round two?"
"Yeah, you know, getting the hell out of here with no air, naval, or land support."
"Pieces of cake..."
"What?"
"Well, if this was going to be a piece of cake, then I wouldn't have said pieces and..."
"Guys, in case you didn't notice we are out of everything from ammunition to basic water and food."
"Well, might as well do what we do best then."
"Whats that?"
"Kill every last person that tries to kill us and hope for the best..."