NationStates Jolt Archive


United Cultures has discovered something amazing!

United Cultures
15-02-2005, 20:42
After many years of being internationally dormant, Green Sun and United Cultures plan to become more involved with our fellow nations. And to start off this return, United Cultures is announcing that they have discovered a way for Covenant species and Humans to breed. United Cultures hopes that this will pave the way for a new, unique species to United Cultures.
A human or Sanghelli, male or female, who is injected with a solution and goes through a simple operation can breed with a human or Sanghelli. This is not confirmed, but our scientists believe it may work on many other Covenant species, perhaps even more than humans and Covenant.

However more research is needed since we are not aware of any side effects or how long the resulting offspring will live. This has made many humans and Sanghelli in United Cultures and Green Sun who have families very happy.

However, many humans in Green Sun who do not live near or with Sanghelli or Covenant citizens are very upset. United Cultures hopes that they will soon change their point of view.
Central Facehuggeria
15-02-2005, 21:25
OOC: #Tag ex elaboratum.# I'd like to participate, but I'd like to ensure that it is alright with all involved. Understand that my role in this RP wouldn't be militaristic, it would only involve contacting and arming people in Greensun that aren't happy with this new development. Just so that you know that I won't use my nation age to steamroll you into the ground. :)

SIC: "My Emperor, we have recently discovered something troubling about the nations of Green Sun and United Cultures."

"Yes? What is it? What is so important to disturb me during my bath?" The Emperor said as he slid down into the dark, swirling nutrient broth. His long and emaciated limbs settled down into a comfortable rest on a pair of gel pads as he turned his ancient eyes towards the now very frightened Aide.

"I am sorry for the interuption, your Eminience. But our intelligence sources say that these two nations are actually breeding Humans with a foul race of Xenos. I thought you would like to know as soon as possible." There was a small tremor in the Aide's voice, and the Emperor, in his innumerable years of 'human' existance noticed. Normal humans were so predictable.

"Do not worry. You were right to bring this to my attention. It is unfortunate that the fleet is not yet ready. Hmm. There are most likely humans in those two nations that are not entirely...happy with this turn of events, yes? I would like you to confer with Imperial Intelligence and draw up for me a few plans to locate, incite, and arm these malcontents. Remember that it is always better to make your enemy fight themselves. Now leave me." The Emperor's voice came out raspy, weathered with age and stress. But in his dark and ancient mind, a plan was brewing.
Rheinlandistan
15-02-2005, 21:33
OOC:I take it this is FT?
Camel Eaters
15-02-2005, 21:41
OOC: I'm laughing now. This is absurd but cool.
United Cultures
15-02-2005, 23:08
OOC: I've done this mainly to make the Sanghelli and humans who have adoptive families of the other species.
IC:
United Cultures assures everyone in Green Sun and the International community who are unhappy about this that it will result in one of the most innovative breakthrough in science for many years. Everybody in United Cultures is celebrating and many people want this day to be a national holiday, however, the goverment can't allow this until it has been proven that this method actually works.
Green Sun
15-02-2005, 23:12
President Uziel assures that despite their protests, the Green Sun people will never rebel against such experiments. Many people in Green Sun are celebrating as well. The President thinks that these people are more confused than angry, since they don't live near Sanghelli. As for those who do, Green Sun citizens accept these extraterrestrials as other citizens of a great nation.
Central Facehuggeria
15-02-2005, 23:20
OOC: So is that a yes? Or no? OOCly I mean.
Green Sun
15-02-2005, 23:26
OOC: You can arming them but it won't do much. After my last civil war, they're pretty damn loyal to Green Sun.
Central Facehuggeria
15-02-2005, 23:38
OOC: You can arming them but it won't do much. After my last civil war, they're pretty damn loyal to Green Sun.

Oh well. If they won't use the arms in the manner they were intended for, there's no point in providing them with the arms, eh?

Disregard my IC post above.
Green Sun
15-02-2005, 23:48
It has been ignored^^
Carridia
16-02-2005, 06:39
"They did what ?" supreme commandant John Winters, chairman of Carridian High Council sat in his office at High Council building on Carridia Prime.
"Yes sir" head of Carridian Intelligence Directorate, commander Martin Grivas said. "We have received the word that United Cultures are interbreeding humans with aliens." Grivas said in Winters' communicator's screen.
"That's what you'd expect from those Sol scum. Damn it, that's why we left them in the first place." Winters said with disdain on his voice while pouring down a drink to his glass.
"Yes sir."
"Hmm...well, it's their down doom. Let them have it, but keep an eye on it."
"Yes sir."
As Grivas' face faded from the screen and Commonwealth of Carridia symbol replaced it, Winters turned to his window and looked down at the city.

Official announcement:

Commonwealth of Carridia condemns this barbaric practice. Interbreeding humans with alien species is disastrous to the human gene pool and will no doubt lead to destruction of the human race as we know it.
Skeelzania
16-02-2005, 06:45
"This cross-breeding travesty is an abomination before nature, plain and simple. The Gods of Spoot made humans and xenos sexually incompatable for a reason: to keep our race pure. The Great Skeelz did not want his children polluting themselves with lesser 'Sanghelli' genes, or gene's from any other race for that matter. We demand that all cross-breeding procedures halt, and any products of this unnatural union be destroyed."

-Official Press Release from the Ministry of Xenoaffairs, Skeelzanian Sternreich

OOC: Obligatory xenophobic post, woo! Hope you don't mind, I'm just trying to ease myself back on the forums.
United Cultures
16-02-2005, 22:11
United Cultures assures teh International community that we are not actually force-breeding this experiment. Anybody participating in this experiment is doing it on his/her own will. We are doing this so that already-exsisting Human-Alien families will be able to bear children naturally. We hope that this will form a new species so that United Cultures will have something unique about their nation.
Skeelzania
17-02-2005, 00:49
United Cultures assures teh International community that we are not actually force-breeding this experiment. Anybody participating in this experiment is doing it on his/her own will. We are doing this so that already-exsisting Human-Alien families will be able to bear children naturally. We hope that this will form a new species so that United Cultures will have something unique about their nation.

Any product of these unions is unnatural and an abomination. We demand that these experiments stop. The fact that humans and xenos are actually marrying is bad enough, and just barely tolerable.
United Cultures
17-02-2005, 03:51
((OOC: It's stupid stuff like this that NS should be RPed with.))
We do not see what the problem is. First of all, their marriage is a sign of peace and union despite their differences. Second, United CUltures was founded by humans, but Covenant species moved in when we joined the Covenant. This is a chance for these two totally different species to truly bond together. We do not understand why you oppose this.

The Theological leader's point of view (Hendrixism Representitive):
"This discovery is exactly teh kind of thing that the humans' 1960's was trying to accomplish. The union of many people and to live in peace and harmony, no matter what. Hendrixism is in full support of it."

The Cardinals from United Cultures:
"The Sanghelli have donated much to the Catholisism in United Cultures. The United Cultures Roman Catholic Church will not force anything on Human-Sanghelli marriages, nor on the operation or their children. We are all God's children. If he wants us to make unique children, then we will follow his will."

Protestants:
"We completely oppose the legalization of this. The Sanghelli may have contributed to Catholisism and Islam, but they have done nothing for the many Protestants. They WERE a Polytheistic religion at one time!"

Covenant religion:
"The gods have certainly changed their minds over the years. This scientific innovation will not, and cannot, be ignored. The experiments are not finished. If the gods want this succeed, they will allow the children to live and breed. If this is but a false hope for those interspecies couples, then I mourn for their loss."

Islam:
"Many muslims in the United Cultures worlds are still a bit uneasy about the Sanghelli. But many of them have converted to Islam and many of us are optimistic about their future in our religion. There are rumors of a new Prophet of Islam somewheres, but we have yet to confirm his exsistance. Islam's position on this matter is more up to Allah's faithful."
Carridia
17-02-2005, 07:31
Any product of these unions is unnatural and an abomination. We demand that these experiments stop. The fact that humans and xenos are actually marrying is bad enough, and just barely tolerable.

We agree with Skeelzania. This is a serious offence towards the purity of human race, and it's perpetrators are no doubt corrupting it's own people with these disgusting acts that bring shame to the entire human race.
Green Sun
18-02-2005, 02:20
Other nations have no say in what our citizens want to do, who to love or marry. 'The purity of the human race' is blasphemy. The human race is very far from pure or perfect.
Skeelzania
18-02-2005, 18:27
Other nations have no say in what our citizens want to do, who to love or marry. 'The purity of the human race' is blasphemy. The human race is very far from pure or perfect.

Any impurity in the human race or genepool is the result of tampering by xenos like yourselves.
Green Sun
21-02-2005, 01:08
We are not tampering with the genepool. We are making it possible for a whole new type of genepools to be made. This is something that United Cultures has been waiting for many years since the Covenant collapsed. Green Sun will continue to support United Cultures in this new discovery. The only crime is not allowing progress to be made.