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Whittier is pleased to announce the successful accession of LeeHarris and Velopex to the Whittier Pact. As members they will enjoy the great "benefits" and responsibilities currently enjoyed all WP members.
Be sure to read the charter. :D
As part of the agreement 250,000 troops are going to be stationed in LeeHarris and another 250,000 will be stationed in Velopex. This is protect them from aggression by capitalist imperialist slime.

There is a slight level of uneasiness, in this recent decision of two more nations joining the Whittier Pact. To Euroslavia, this 'Pact' has always been viewed as a sort of Imperialist attempt by Whittier to dominate countries that are much smaller than itself, for the most part, or the politically weak. We will continue to monitor the situation to make sure that Whittier has not forced these nations to join, through military threats or political pressure.

OOC: Sorry mind if I laugh...

IC:

*When laughing has died down in the 'Misc. Unimportant Nations Office' of the Guild Diplomatic Corps, the following statement was issued;

These actions are laughable at best. You don't even deserve a cookie..

There is a slight level of uneasiness, in this recent decision of two more nations joining the Whittier Pact. To Euroslavia, this 'Pact' has always been viewed as a sort of Imperialist attempt by Whittier to dominate countries that are much smaller than itself, for the most part, or the politically weak. We will continue to monitor the situation to make sure that Whittier has not forced these nations to join, through military threats or political pressure.
1. Whittier has never made any attempts to dominate any other nations. Never ever.
2. We of the Whittier Pact have never dominated anyone. We only provide them protection from their imperialist enemies.
3. We also protect the common interests of all WP nations.
4. Leeharris nor Velopex were not forced into joining anything. They joined of their own free will. And they asked me to put troops on their land cause they have many enemies who are plotting to invade them at this very moment. Some of these enemies have foolishly told me of their plans. But the Whittier armed forces will deter any aggression against our allies.
5. Both nations are now under the protection of Pandora's Box.
6. We will protect the interests of the WP and of our allies and ourselves as outlined in the Whittier Pact charter. It's not like we hold guns to people's heads or anything.

Meantime, political advisors are being sent to Leeharris and Velopex to assist their governments.

OoC:

*cough*

Whittier V RWC wasn't about "domination?" ;)

Official Imperial Response

Meh.

This has been an official Imperial Response.

Yeah we are going to get you all hahahahahahaha!

OoC:

*cough*

Whittier V RWC wasn't about "domination?" ;)
Whittier has never attacked the RWC.