SuperER Happiness
15-02-2005, 07:07
The sad tale of one noob vs. another noob: himself. For classification purposes, I will be Noob1, while I will be Noob2.
Noob1: OOOOOOH!!! COOL SMILIES!!!! :headbang: :sniper: {extra smilies deleted by common sense}
Noob2: I got better smilies! :manycoolhiddensmilies:
N1: Enough! Nucler War! 100000000 Nuclear missiles headed at N2!!
N2: Super shields stop yur missiles and turn them into Ipods. All of my peoplz get happy, happines makes them :fluffle: , and :fluffle: makes more population. The people Grow extra arms which are actually infinite ammo guns, and invade in there flying..., uhh, um... yeah!!! You DIE!!!!
N1: I AM USING SUPER MISSILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO IPODS, NO :fluffle: , NO XTRA ARMS!!!!!! I SEND FLYING TURTLES TO ATTACK YOUZE, AND YOU DIE 3 TIMES!
IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noob3: You know, guys, that's not the right type of rping. No Godmoding, and no missiles turning into i-pods, and...
N1&2: MANY MANY NFINITE SUPER BOMBS AND TURTLES AND MISSILES N IPODS KILL YOU! YOU DIE ALOT! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1 :gundge: :gundge: {extra smilies deleted by common sense}
And THAT is how you roleplay badly, children! :)
Noob1: OOOOOOH!!! COOL SMILIES!!!! :headbang: :sniper: {extra smilies deleted by common sense}
Noob2: I got better smilies! :manycoolhiddensmilies:
N1: Enough! Nucler War! 100000000 Nuclear missiles headed at N2!!
N2: Super shields stop yur missiles and turn them into Ipods. All of my peoplz get happy, happines makes them :fluffle: , and :fluffle: makes more population. The people Grow extra arms which are actually infinite ammo guns, and invade in there flying..., uhh, um... yeah!!! You DIE!!!!
N1: I AM USING SUPER MISSILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO IPODS, NO :fluffle: , NO XTRA ARMS!!!!!! I SEND FLYING TURTLES TO ATTACK YOUZE, AND YOU DIE 3 TIMES!
IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noob3: You know, guys, that's not the right type of rping. No Godmoding, and no missiles turning into i-pods, and...
N1&2: MANY MANY NFINITE SUPER BOMBS AND TURTLES AND MISSILES N IPODS KILL YOU! YOU DIE ALOT! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1 :gundge: :gundge: {extra smilies deleted by common sense}
And THAT is how you roleplay badly, children! :)