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I cannot find the rules for declaring war. As an INSANE dictator, I would like to wage war with all but 2 nations on the planet. In my own insane mind, this is reasonable as I am ROLE PLAYING accurately. It would be crazy if I could be banned for this, a nightmarish vision of fascist dystopia in fact.

OOC:Oh for heaven's sake.... :confused:

OOC: Refer to stickies on how to RP and/or read some military RPs.

OOC: For crying out loud, read the sticky threads. :rolleyes:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357975

Stop being a damn n00b and read the stickies.

I would have to be even more bored than I am now to read all that wad of stuff. If you guys spent half the time trying to contribute to society that you do making that lot up, the world would be better off (anyone disagree?)

Anyway, no sign of any rules that i can't declare war on whomever I choose. i didn't insult anyone. I said i am an insane dictator and I am at war with every other nation, except my two allies.

I would have to be even more bored than I am now to read all that wad of stuff. If you guys spent half the time trying to contribute to society that you do making that lot up, the world would be better off (anyone disagree?)
i didn't insult anyone.
Meh. I think we should just leave this guy to wallow in his ignorance.

Meh. I think we should just leave this guy to wallow in his ignorance.

Seconded.

[OOC- He wants war? He gets it.]

Automated Response to insane/new/idiotic nation
Congratulations! You have caused annoyance, raised the ire, or made angry Samtonia. This was through:
A. Foolish declerations of war
B. Foolish decleration of economic actions
C. Foolish use of the world stage
D. Other.

We have ascertained that your action was A. Therefore, Samtonia is proud to announce you have been chosen as the next candidate to be:
A. Annexed
B. Invaded and looted
C. Destroyed
D. Nuclearly annihilated

After review of the situation, it has been decided that letter A is the appropriate choice in this matter. Field armies have been dispatched and should arrive in a short while. complaints can be addressed to your local Samtonian seat of government, after your people are subjugated and conquered.

Thank you and have a nice day.

OOC:
The first thing he aparently must learn is the difference between In Character(IC) and Out Of Character(OOC) actions and communication.

He's probally just being a jerk and already knows, but I have ocasionally encountered someone clueless is this rather fundimental knowledge, so *shrugs*.

The stickies aren't actually all that long if you read only the sections that are pertanant to what you're trying to do.

As for the rules of war, there are a few, but not that many. War is mostly open, and the few rules we do have are common sense, really.

While your dictator may be psychotic, attacking the world goes beyond psychotic and straight into suicidal. Why do you think North Korea has the bomb, and yet doesn't attack the world? Despite having a psychotic dictator, he also knows that launching a nuke would force everyone the world over to launch back at him. THAT's why your threads keep being deleted or locked.

I am insane. Call me the Great Cornholio. Armed only with a collection of pastel coloured tea cosies, I will not stop until I have defeated every nation on the planet. Since I am insane, I do not know if this is a sensible thing to do. I feel I owe it to the world to rid the planet of strange people wasting their time pretending to be global rules and getting their knickers in the twist when someone clearly having a laugh dares post a one line message that is not deemed fitting to the moral majority. Who will join me in my crusade. Free fig rolls to all my allies.

The stickies aren't actually all that long if you read only the sections that are pertanant to what you're trying to do.

As for the rules of war, there are a few, but not that many. War is mostly open, and the few rules we do have are common sense, really.

While your dictator may be psychotic, attacking the world goes beyond psychotic and straight into suicidal. Why do you think North Korea has the bomb, and yet doesn't attack the world? Despite having a psychotic dictator, he also knows that launching a nuke would force everyone the world over to launch back at him. THAT's why your threads keep being deleted or locked.


I think you should go to the library, pick up a dictionary and check out the word "insane". That should pretty much cover why my dictator is doing it

I think you should go to the library, pick up a dictionary and check out the word "insane". That should pretty much cover why my dictator is doing it
in·sane
adj.

1.
1. Of, exhibiting, or afflicted with insanity.
2. Characteristic of or associated with persons afflicted with insanity: an insane laugh; insane babbling.
3. Intended for use by such persons: an insane asylum.
2. Immoderate; wild: insane jealousy.
3. Very foolish; absurd: took insane risks behind the wheel.
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su·i·cid·al
adj.

1. Causing, intending, or relating to suicide: a suicidal act; suicidal impulses.
2. Dangerous to oneself or to one's interests; self-destructive or ruinous: a suicidal corporate takeover strategy.
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Yup, definately suicidal.

Definitions courtesy of Dictionary.com and Firefox

Drops atom bomb on LeeHarris capital. End of problem. Don't threaten our interests again.

Drops atom bomb on LeeHarris capital. End of problem. Don't threaten our interests again.
Or you could just ortillary him with future tech, as he would be agressing you. :p

Wait, you own territory on MULTIPE EARTHS?! Aye ya... just when I thought I'd seen the worst of that multi-earth crap, someone shows me by owning land on not one but FOUR of those things... :rolleyes:

On second thought disregard previous post.

Or you could just ortillary him with future tech, as he would be agressing you. :p

Wait, you own territory on MULTIPE EARTHS?! Aye ya... just when I thought I'd seen the worst of that multi-earth crap, someone shows me by owning land on not one but FOUR of those things... :rolleyes:5 or six actually.

5 or six actually.
There ARE only five or six Earths, unless you count that weird Earth DS or whatever it's called. So you mean to say that you own land on every single Earth that's come out? O__o

Who will join me in my crusade. Free fig rolls to all my allies.

I will indeed join your crusade, I declare war on the entire planet - apart from the Grand Duchy of Leeharris.

I like fig rolls

Sigue Sigue Sputnik!

Wow. Role on the mass crusade of immature Physics Majors.

IGNORED

Oh, and another thing the might of our Armies (that we have not either shipped out for cheap labour or eaten) shall prevail.

Do you not see the irony of your post? The best way of ignoring my post would be to "ignore" it by not replying. Constructive comments only please

iLock pending Moderator review, as per this topic (http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=397639).

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