Guffingford
14-02-2005, 16:58
OOC: Basicly I'm picking up this thread where the OOC chatter took over. I have added reactions to several condemnations. For original thread click here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8194490#post8194490
IC:
Fear, lust, treachery;
words of thine enemy;
virtues of the Satan;
Purify their spirits;
and make them one of us.
- The Prophet-in-Exile
Today was a very special day for me, I was ordered to deliver a speech to Mr Barnard Rosse, but he wasn't in his office. When I looked around in the conference room everybody was looking, servant, cook, butler and secretary alike, at the plasma television screen. 'What the hell is going on there...?' So I walked to the group sitting and stading around the television screen; obviously the picture wasn't important. I heard some vague insults addressed at Russian Forces, something about Xeraph. Not very clear. I walked closer and I began to understand what it's all about. Spetsnatz agents had been arrested in Guffingford - a public trial was being held.
"...and I am sure, these people will be found guilty of the said charges. Spying and revealing military secrets! We cannot let them go on a leash or send them back to the USSR for they will return to continue their mischief. I say we behead them!..."
Still I was looking at the screen, in disbelief. How can those Russians be so foolish? No one can escape from the STASI or the SS. Even the most notorious spies get caught one day or another. Well that wraps it up for those, a certain death is around the corner. A united cry to see the execution on the international television was heard and the pleas of the population were answered. They will be put against the wall and a firing squad of the City Watch will bring them back to God.
Twelve minutes before execution...
"Okay Russian scum, on yer way to the wall you will scream how much you regret your crimes. Otherwise you will leave me no choice." The man grabbed a red hot screwdriver from one of the coal fires and tore the clothes of another prisoners chest.
"You know my dear Soviet, we all know we have captured ten of your men. But why have put only five on trial? Well, to let you know what we will do to you if you don't cooperate. Guard, bring #7 in will ya."
"Of course." He guard clad in kevlar armour armed with a carabine dragged #7 from his cell to the man in the room.
"You see this handy screwdriver? It's very hot, we don't want things to happen like this!" In one firm blow he stabbed the screwdriver into the navel of #7 sorching his intestines from the inside. A hissing sound came from the open fleshwound, the man was gently going in and out with the screwdriver. #7 collapsed and fell on the hard tile floor, while bleeding heavily. The warm red fluid streamed down a small drainpipe in the middle.
"You know how much that hurts Soviet? I don't think you know." The man took another screwdriver from the hot fire, it was glowing and held it near the abdomen softly burning away a few hairs. The extreme heat made the Soviet shiver and he began to yell something in Russian, English and German not to do it. The man understood his beggings and continued.
"Good, you learn quick my boy. Now, when you walk to the the wall you will scream the following: 'All my crimes are done to damage Guffingford, I am not worthy of life on earth, the Kingdom of God is not made for Soviets, I am guilty of all crimes, I am willing to betray my Motherland for the Heavenly Delights.' You got that?" The soviet nodded and he was escorted out to the execution courtyard. A raving population catched the first glimpse of the captured Russian Soviets and the hate began, the prisoners yelled, screamed the lungs out of their body what the man ordered them to say - they all saw the door left of the wall with a judge standing next to it. Even saying they die for the motherland will mean a terrible, godawful torture will follow. No, even while blindfolded they kept saying in the camera what they wanted to do to cleanse their souls of sin.
The rifles were aimed, the afternoon sun was setting. It was six o'clock. The triggers were pulled back, the powder ignited. All five of them died in plain sight of the world.
* * * * * * * *
Independent Hitmen
President Anderson is said to be shocked and appalled by the latest actions in the on-going Guffingford-Russian Forces saga. The President has made it clear that he finds the brutal methods used by Guffingford on unconfirmed Russian Special Forces was a breach of the Geneva convention and is considering calling an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council to discuss these matters. The President has also made clear that he feels that these actions are unwise, given the current climate in the region and the tension that has been building up.Guffingford
"Overlord Ynsson has torn the Geneva Convention to bits and pieces when we took over Swizterland. And feel free to call in the United Nations, we aren't part of that corrupt genodical organization only bent on defending their investments. Have fun Independent Hitmen, we are not intimidated if that was your assumption."
- Signoli DeFelice, minister of foreign affairs
* * * * * * * *
Russian Forces
Russian Forces Telegram From the Kremlin
This is the most outrageous and inhuman action the Socialist government has ever seen! The Russian Government from now on will close all diplomatic channels to guffingford. Your country is barbaric and is stuck in the medieval times. Your people are nothing but corrupted peasants who deserve one thing, death just so their stupidity doesn't infect its neighbours. Your inquisition style tactics will get you no where, but distrust from the world. If your spies are captured, they will have far worse treatment than your pathetic inquisition can ever do. This will be forever remembered. We will bury you.
At the finnish/rusian border at midnight
Russian BM-21 and TOS-220's bire a barrage of rockets at a block of land that is only 500 metres away from the guffingford border. Continuous sounds of thunder and explosions engulfed the area. Artillary and tanks also began testing their firepower in the area. Aircraft dumped their payloads with the largest bombs they have. What can be easily witnessed is Guffingford soldiers startled by the fire power, thinking the war has begun and that they were caught by surprise. When the bombardments has ceased, russian speakers were put up, telling the Guffingford soldiers that when war comes, they should surrender. They were also told that their god wont save them. Communist banners were also placed on the surrounding hills, instructing the guffingford soldiers how to surrender. Meanwhile in Siberia, Nuclear testing has resumed with 50 megaton nuclear bombs, displaying the nuclear strength of RF on national TV.
Somewhere in guffingford.
Disgusted by the treatment of their fellow comrades being tortured and killed, the spetsnaz soldiers that were not captured decided that they should get soem pay back. Secretly they were told to give the enemy some political message in anyway possible. Knowing how brutal spetsnaz are, they decided to use a ruthless method. In the early morning, when most guffingford citizens pray at their churches, 4 civilian vans drove out of a garage in the middle of a city. They head towards some large church that could fit 400 people. Once they arrive, immediatly the spetsnaz storm the church with their Ak's. Civilians screamed in fear but quickly they all went silent when the soldiers fired upon some of them. One of the spetsnaz walks to the bishop who was giving mass. The soldier smashes him in the face with the butt of his rifle and dragged him out of the building. As the priest was being dragged, The rest of the men set up Nitrogen charges around the building. Once done, they all evacuate the building and close the doors. One spetsnaz grabs the detonator and pushes the button without having a second thought. The nitrogen charges explodes but they did not destroy the building, instead some blue liquid is spread out all over the place. As it made contact with the civilians, their skin and muscle expands at a frightening rate until They explode which took 5 seconds of agony. Nothing was left identifyable among the dead. the vans rushed their way to the garage and luckily no authorities have stopped them because they were unware of what happened. The Soviet spetsnaz decided to bash the bishop for about 30 minutes. Afterwards they shoved a hose down his throat and then filled him up with water. The spetsnaz place the bishop behind one of the vans in the garage. They then reversed over him and with all of that water in him, his body bursts like a bubble. The spetsnaz placed the preists corpse on a cross and a sign was placed on top saying "Peoples Opium". The spetsnaz at late night placed the cross in a middle of a park for the residents to have a good shock.
* * * * * * * *
The Merchant Guilds
Executing the Satanic Heathen, a most satisfactory end to the terrible treachery of the Heathen. Our only regret is the numbers sent to meet their pathetic masters in Hell...
-Random Guilder Diplomatic Clerk, whilst under the supervision of a Deacon
* * * * * * * *
McLeod03
I hereby condemn both the Guffingfordi execution and treatment of its prisoners, and the Merchant Guilds support of such barbaric acts. All Guild and Guffingfordii civilians are being given 48 hours to leave our country by their own free will. After such time, any assets will be ceased, and remaining civilians will be flown back to their home countries.
King James VIIGuffingford
"Why would anyone live in your pathetic excuse for a country? I won't and so do all of the Guffingfordii citizens. If there are Guffingfordians in McLeod03, they don't have to come back, we do not want traitors and collaborators in our Pure Aryan Society."
- Signoli DeFelice, minister of foreign affairs
* * * * * * * *
Xeraph
Official Royal response to the crimes committed in Guffingford.
The Emperor has expressed his dismay over the incidents concerning the Russian agents this morning, but is not shocked. Guffingford methods have been consistently inhumane, so they shoud not come as a surprise to anyone.
It is the Emperor's wish that Guffingford voluntarily cease these barbaric practices, all the long knowing that they won't.
The government of the Xeraphian Empire is presently convening talks with several nations as to the course of action necessary to make Guffingford comply with rational, humane treatment of prisoners. It is hoped that force will not be necessary.
In the Name of the Emperor,
Vlad, Regent of The Grey Phoenix, Prince of the Empire * * * * * * * *
Stevid
Any aggresive action taken against Guilds or Guffingford will be met by aggresive action from Stevid Armed forces.
It is regretful that prisoners were treated with such fashion but if the Guffingfordii politians see that as the way to treat prisoners, then that's their choice.* * * * * * * *
Dr_Twist
We and you are pulling on the end of a rope which you have tied the knots of war, because the more the two of us pull, the tighter the knot will be tied, And then it will be nessarcery to cut that knot, and what that would mean is not for me to explain to you, I have participated in many wars, and know that war ends when it has rolled thought cites and villages, Everywhere sowing death and destruction, and such is the logic of war if people don't display wisdom they will clash like blind moles, then mutual annihilation will commence.
- Nikita Khrushchev* * * * * * * *
Guffingford
Open television broadcast
"Today the Russian government has again defied the Word of God in his own humble home on earth! He has killed one of our most respected Polish Bishops, and are responsible for the death of 386 men, women and children. We will get even with them! They have not followed the word of the Lord, and therefore we will punish them.
We condemn the governments of Xeraph, McLeod03, Independent Hitmen, Russian Forces, Dr_Twist and the TEOO, AXE, NWO, RBA, NATO and GAPTS."
- Adolph Leighmar, Führer of National Socialist Guffingford
"Those arrogant pricks at Russian Forces! We will teach them something they won't forget. Lloyd, redirect the water flow from Russian Berlin to somewhere else. I have a phonecall to make."
"Sure thing."
Mr Jünker grabbed his cellphone and called the local chemical plant.
"Hello, can I speak to the managing director? I need him now, government orders." *click*
"Yes I am Mr Jünker of the STASI and I order you to redirect the flow of distilled water through the pipes into Russian Berlin. I don't care how, but you will."
"Consider it done Mr Jünker." Was all he said to confirm his orders. He directly called his own sub departments to make a connection with the waterpipe system to let distilled water run through the Russian Berlin watersystem - instead of ordinary tapwater. A few days later connections have been established by City Watch workers - only a few minor changes had to be made in the pumping station. A special message sent to the Russian oppressed part of Berlin to boil water in a microwave before consumption, a dangerious bacteria was found in the water (read: has been added by the STASI) and the City Watch was busy finding the source. All the transport of natural gas has also stalled to make sure everybody would boil the water in the microwave. No official statements regarding the cut gas provision was given to the people.
Guffingfordii Goods Distribution
"Now this is a strange order... The gov'nment asks to replace ordinary hairspray for silicone spray?"
"What the hell? It makes your hair fall out."
"Not of our concern, let's get it going. I'll notify the production chef to start buying bottles of silicone spray, we'll label them."
* * * * * * * *
Bob-Bob
The British Empire though concerned with the current breeches of human rights in Guffingford is more concerned by the recent bombardment of the Finish border. The British government condems Russian Forces in their actions which could easily start a world war.
Mavil Whetherly,
Foreign Office.* * * * * * * *
OOC2: Rules of war http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8195417&postcount=35
All important replies have been added; NO OOC!
IC:
Fear, lust, treachery;
words of thine enemy;
virtues of the Satan;
Purify their spirits;
and make them one of us.
- The Prophet-in-Exile
Today was a very special day for me, I was ordered to deliver a speech to Mr Barnard Rosse, but he wasn't in his office. When I looked around in the conference room everybody was looking, servant, cook, butler and secretary alike, at the plasma television screen. 'What the hell is going on there...?' So I walked to the group sitting and stading around the television screen; obviously the picture wasn't important. I heard some vague insults addressed at Russian Forces, something about Xeraph. Not very clear. I walked closer and I began to understand what it's all about. Spetsnatz agents had been arrested in Guffingford - a public trial was being held.
"...and I am sure, these people will be found guilty of the said charges. Spying and revealing military secrets! We cannot let them go on a leash or send them back to the USSR for they will return to continue their mischief. I say we behead them!..."
Still I was looking at the screen, in disbelief. How can those Russians be so foolish? No one can escape from the STASI or the SS. Even the most notorious spies get caught one day or another. Well that wraps it up for those, a certain death is around the corner. A united cry to see the execution on the international television was heard and the pleas of the population were answered. They will be put against the wall and a firing squad of the City Watch will bring them back to God.
Twelve minutes before execution...
"Okay Russian scum, on yer way to the wall you will scream how much you regret your crimes. Otherwise you will leave me no choice." The man grabbed a red hot screwdriver from one of the coal fires and tore the clothes of another prisoners chest.
"You know my dear Soviet, we all know we have captured ten of your men. But why have put only five on trial? Well, to let you know what we will do to you if you don't cooperate. Guard, bring #7 in will ya."
"Of course." He guard clad in kevlar armour armed with a carabine dragged #7 from his cell to the man in the room.
"You see this handy screwdriver? It's very hot, we don't want things to happen like this!" In one firm blow he stabbed the screwdriver into the navel of #7 sorching his intestines from the inside. A hissing sound came from the open fleshwound, the man was gently going in and out with the screwdriver. #7 collapsed and fell on the hard tile floor, while bleeding heavily. The warm red fluid streamed down a small drainpipe in the middle.
"You know how much that hurts Soviet? I don't think you know." The man took another screwdriver from the hot fire, it was glowing and held it near the abdomen softly burning away a few hairs. The extreme heat made the Soviet shiver and he began to yell something in Russian, English and German not to do it. The man understood his beggings and continued.
"Good, you learn quick my boy. Now, when you walk to the the wall you will scream the following: 'All my crimes are done to damage Guffingford, I am not worthy of life on earth, the Kingdom of God is not made for Soviets, I am guilty of all crimes, I am willing to betray my Motherland for the Heavenly Delights.' You got that?" The soviet nodded and he was escorted out to the execution courtyard. A raving population catched the first glimpse of the captured Russian Soviets and the hate began, the prisoners yelled, screamed the lungs out of their body what the man ordered them to say - they all saw the door left of the wall with a judge standing next to it. Even saying they die for the motherland will mean a terrible, godawful torture will follow. No, even while blindfolded they kept saying in the camera what they wanted to do to cleanse their souls of sin.
The rifles were aimed, the afternoon sun was setting. It was six o'clock. The triggers were pulled back, the powder ignited. All five of them died in plain sight of the world.
* * * * * * * *
Independent Hitmen
President Anderson is said to be shocked and appalled by the latest actions in the on-going Guffingford-Russian Forces saga. The President has made it clear that he finds the brutal methods used by Guffingford on unconfirmed Russian Special Forces was a breach of the Geneva convention and is considering calling an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council to discuss these matters. The President has also made clear that he feels that these actions are unwise, given the current climate in the region and the tension that has been building up.Guffingford
"Overlord Ynsson has torn the Geneva Convention to bits and pieces when we took over Swizterland. And feel free to call in the United Nations, we aren't part of that corrupt genodical organization only bent on defending their investments. Have fun Independent Hitmen, we are not intimidated if that was your assumption."
- Signoli DeFelice, minister of foreign affairs
* * * * * * * *
Russian Forces
Russian Forces Telegram From the Kremlin
This is the most outrageous and inhuman action the Socialist government has ever seen! The Russian Government from now on will close all diplomatic channels to guffingford. Your country is barbaric and is stuck in the medieval times. Your people are nothing but corrupted peasants who deserve one thing, death just so their stupidity doesn't infect its neighbours. Your inquisition style tactics will get you no where, but distrust from the world. If your spies are captured, they will have far worse treatment than your pathetic inquisition can ever do. This will be forever remembered. We will bury you.
At the finnish/rusian border at midnight
Russian BM-21 and TOS-220's bire a barrage of rockets at a block of land that is only 500 metres away from the guffingford border. Continuous sounds of thunder and explosions engulfed the area. Artillary and tanks also began testing their firepower in the area. Aircraft dumped their payloads with the largest bombs they have. What can be easily witnessed is Guffingford soldiers startled by the fire power, thinking the war has begun and that they were caught by surprise. When the bombardments has ceased, russian speakers were put up, telling the Guffingford soldiers that when war comes, they should surrender. They were also told that their god wont save them. Communist banners were also placed on the surrounding hills, instructing the guffingford soldiers how to surrender. Meanwhile in Siberia, Nuclear testing has resumed with 50 megaton nuclear bombs, displaying the nuclear strength of RF on national TV.
Somewhere in guffingford.
Disgusted by the treatment of their fellow comrades being tortured and killed, the spetsnaz soldiers that were not captured decided that they should get soem pay back. Secretly they were told to give the enemy some political message in anyway possible. Knowing how brutal spetsnaz are, they decided to use a ruthless method. In the early morning, when most guffingford citizens pray at their churches, 4 civilian vans drove out of a garage in the middle of a city. They head towards some large church that could fit 400 people. Once they arrive, immediatly the spetsnaz storm the church with their Ak's. Civilians screamed in fear but quickly they all went silent when the soldiers fired upon some of them. One of the spetsnaz walks to the bishop who was giving mass. The soldier smashes him in the face with the butt of his rifle and dragged him out of the building. As the priest was being dragged, The rest of the men set up Nitrogen charges around the building. Once done, they all evacuate the building and close the doors. One spetsnaz grabs the detonator and pushes the button without having a second thought. The nitrogen charges explodes but they did not destroy the building, instead some blue liquid is spread out all over the place. As it made contact with the civilians, their skin and muscle expands at a frightening rate until They explode which took 5 seconds of agony. Nothing was left identifyable among the dead. the vans rushed their way to the garage and luckily no authorities have stopped them because they were unware of what happened. The Soviet spetsnaz decided to bash the bishop for about 30 minutes. Afterwards they shoved a hose down his throat and then filled him up with water. The spetsnaz place the bishop behind one of the vans in the garage. They then reversed over him and with all of that water in him, his body bursts like a bubble. The spetsnaz placed the preists corpse on a cross and a sign was placed on top saying "Peoples Opium". The spetsnaz at late night placed the cross in a middle of a park for the residents to have a good shock.
* * * * * * * *
The Merchant Guilds
Executing the Satanic Heathen, a most satisfactory end to the terrible treachery of the Heathen. Our only regret is the numbers sent to meet their pathetic masters in Hell...
-Random Guilder Diplomatic Clerk, whilst under the supervision of a Deacon
* * * * * * * *
McLeod03
I hereby condemn both the Guffingfordi execution and treatment of its prisoners, and the Merchant Guilds support of such barbaric acts. All Guild and Guffingfordii civilians are being given 48 hours to leave our country by their own free will. After such time, any assets will be ceased, and remaining civilians will be flown back to their home countries.
King James VIIGuffingford
"Why would anyone live in your pathetic excuse for a country? I won't and so do all of the Guffingfordii citizens. If there are Guffingfordians in McLeod03, they don't have to come back, we do not want traitors and collaborators in our Pure Aryan Society."
- Signoli DeFelice, minister of foreign affairs
* * * * * * * *
Xeraph
Official Royal response to the crimes committed in Guffingford.
The Emperor has expressed his dismay over the incidents concerning the Russian agents this morning, but is not shocked. Guffingford methods have been consistently inhumane, so they shoud not come as a surprise to anyone.
It is the Emperor's wish that Guffingford voluntarily cease these barbaric practices, all the long knowing that they won't.
The government of the Xeraphian Empire is presently convening talks with several nations as to the course of action necessary to make Guffingford comply with rational, humane treatment of prisoners. It is hoped that force will not be necessary.
In the Name of the Emperor,
Vlad, Regent of The Grey Phoenix, Prince of the Empire * * * * * * * *
Stevid
Any aggresive action taken against Guilds or Guffingford will be met by aggresive action from Stevid Armed forces.
It is regretful that prisoners were treated with such fashion but if the Guffingfordii politians see that as the way to treat prisoners, then that's their choice.* * * * * * * *
Dr_Twist
We and you are pulling on the end of a rope which you have tied the knots of war, because the more the two of us pull, the tighter the knot will be tied, And then it will be nessarcery to cut that knot, and what that would mean is not for me to explain to you, I have participated in many wars, and know that war ends when it has rolled thought cites and villages, Everywhere sowing death and destruction, and such is the logic of war if people don't display wisdom they will clash like blind moles, then mutual annihilation will commence.
- Nikita Khrushchev* * * * * * * *
Guffingford
Open television broadcast
"Today the Russian government has again defied the Word of God in his own humble home on earth! He has killed one of our most respected Polish Bishops, and are responsible for the death of 386 men, women and children. We will get even with them! They have not followed the word of the Lord, and therefore we will punish them.
We condemn the governments of Xeraph, McLeod03, Independent Hitmen, Russian Forces, Dr_Twist and the TEOO, AXE, NWO, RBA, NATO and GAPTS."
- Adolph Leighmar, Führer of National Socialist Guffingford
"Those arrogant pricks at Russian Forces! We will teach them something they won't forget. Lloyd, redirect the water flow from Russian Berlin to somewhere else. I have a phonecall to make."
"Sure thing."
Mr Jünker grabbed his cellphone and called the local chemical plant.
"Hello, can I speak to the managing director? I need him now, government orders." *click*
"Yes I am Mr Jünker of the STASI and I order you to redirect the flow of distilled water through the pipes into Russian Berlin. I don't care how, but you will."
"Consider it done Mr Jünker." Was all he said to confirm his orders. He directly called his own sub departments to make a connection with the waterpipe system to let distilled water run through the Russian Berlin watersystem - instead of ordinary tapwater. A few days later connections have been established by City Watch workers - only a few minor changes had to be made in the pumping station. A special message sent to the Russian oppressed part of Berlin to boil water in a microwave before consumption, a dangerious bacteria was found in the water (read: has been added by the STASI) and the City Watch was busy finding the source. All the transport of natural gas has also stalled to make sure everybody would boil the water in the microwave. No official statements regarding the cut gas provision was given to the people.
Guffingfordii Goods Distribution
"Now this is a strange order... The gov'nment asks to replace ordinary hairspray for silicone spray?"
"What the hell? It makes your hair fall out."
"Not of our concern, let's get it going. I'll notify the production chef to start buying bottles of silicone spray, we'll label them."
* * * * * * * *
Bob-Bob
The British Empire though concerned with the current breeches of human rights in Guffingford is more concerned by the recent bombardment of the Finish border. The British government condems Russian Forces in their actions which could easily start a world war.
Mavil Whetherly,
Foreign Office.* * * * * * * *
OOC2: Rules of war http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8195417&postcount=35
All important replies have been added; NO OOC!