LeeHarris
14-02-2005, 16:52
Although I realise it's a stupid thing to do, I am trying to ROLE PLAY my dictator as accurately as possible. He, I mean I, am insane you see. In my head I have visions of the Grand Duchy assimilating everyone, and making an oppressive super police state where if people make posts that go against the styles and opinions of others, they are deleted in full fascist mode. There is no freedom of speech in the Grand Duchy. Not like on this forum anyway.
So, armed only with tea cosies and a packet of Jacobs Fig Rolls, I officially declare war on all nations on the planet (and even Chronosia, the fabled world in the sky), except for The Rogue Nation of Snipersville and The Armed Republic of Goanynodaethat, whom I accept as fellow members of a deadly alliance. Be warned. Your time is nigh, fools.
So, armed only with tea cosies and a packet of Jacobs Fig Rolls, I officially declare war on all nations on the planet (and even Chronosia, the fabled world in the sky), except for The Rogue Nation of Snipersville and The Armed Republic of Goanynodaethat, whom I accept as fellow members of a deadly alliance. Be warned. Your time is nigh, fools.