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OOC: This is basically just an information thread... but comments are welcome!

The Young and the Mathers is a talk and interview show hosted by (Terry) Young, a reporter for ViZion Peoples Broadcast in ViZion, and (Ryan) Mathers, a reporter for Canadian Broadcast Corp. in Canad a. It is basically a mix of those late night shows and afternoon time talk shows, talking about hot topics and interviewing people...

We'll be kicking it off later today with an interview with a Prophet from the 'Great Y', an apparent 'God' from the nation of Zelsa. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=397568&page=1&pp=15 The premier show is titled "Why the 'WHY'?"

Keep in tune, it's something I think everyone will enjoy (and it's not exactly a copy of those shows, either...), and for those of you looking at attacking or not attacking them, it's a big FYI deal... ;)

We also are looking for broadcast companies from other countries who are willing to pay CBC and VPB air this in your country. We're positive this will go through the roof. Your loss in someone elses gain. ;)
PRICES: $15 billion USD per year or $2.5 billion USD for premier only.


Mathers raises his hand, "Bring it on! On the left side we have the Prophet of the Y and well on the other corner, we have an Atheist. I wander who will win? Stay tuned for the premiere of the Young and the Mathers. Amen! Right, Young?"

"Amen to that, Mathers... Amen!
Stay tuned for 'Why the 'WHY'?', the premier of The Young and the Mathers!!" Young replies, yelling.
*Screen goes white, then the logo of the show appears with the times*

OOC: I'd be willing to send a guest reporter. I can RP, but my skills are rusty and I really need a chance to polish them a little bit.

OOC: I'd be willing to send a guest reporter. I can RP, but my skills are rusty and I really need a chance to polish them a little bit.
OOC: Actually, no reporters, just broadcast company. Changed it up, broadcast company must pay us to show it.

On an advert for this show.

Mathers raises his hand, "Bring it on! On the left side we have the Prophet of the Y and well on the other corner, we have an Atheist. I wander who will win? Stay tuned for the premiere of the Young and the Mathers. Amen! Right, Young?"

"Amen to that, Mathers... Amen!

Stay tuned for 'Why the 'WHY'?', the premier of The Young and the Mathers!!"

Throughout Krioval, households waited with rapt anticipation for the unveiling of yet another world religion. While cultural anthropologists would debate for centuries whether Krovalian preoccupation with matters of religion was impelled by native curiosity or simply smug superiority, one thing was certain. Broadcasters throughout Krioval, upon encountering another faith system, especially one considered strange by Kriovalian standards (difficult enough, sometimes), became suddenly religious themselves, prayers of thanks pouring out almost as fast as money poured in. "Blessed be the curious, for they shall enrich a nation" indeed!

How much do you want in payment for the right to broadcast this in our country? Also, if we are able to show this episode and it goes over very good, would it be possible for us to show future episodes as well?

~ Harold Murphy, CEO of the Romandeos News Service.

How much do you want in payment for the right to broadcast this in our country?

~ Harold Murphy, CEO of the Romandeos News Service.
We will require $15 billion per year [USD], as this show is not a one-time deal. If you wish just to broadcast our premier, however, it will cost $2.5 billion [USD].

Thank you,

CBC and VPB Network

We will require $15 billion per year [USD], as this show is not a one-time deal. If you wish just to broadcast our premier, however, it will cost $2.5 billion [USD].

Thank you,

CBC and VPB Network

How about this deal: We pay for the rights to broadcast your premier, and if it happens to go over really well, we start paying you the yearly fee. Does that sound good?

~ Harold Murphy, CEO of the Romandeos News Service.

How about this deal: We pay for the rights to broadcast your premier, and if it happens to go over really well, we start paying you the yearly fee. Does that sound good?

~ Harold Murphy, CEO of the Romandeos News Service.
That is fine. We await your payment, and we will link your broadcast company up at that point.

That is fine. We await your payment, and we will link your broadcast company up at that point.

Money of an amount equal to what we have agreed upon has been dispatched.

~ Harold Murphy, CEO of the Romandeos News Service.

"CNB (Comdidian National Broadcasts) would like to broadcast yearly and is set to send over the 15 billion upon your confirmation." Says the CNB President

Camera pans to show accountants hurridly trying to get 15 billion out of the bank before it closes in one minute.

Money of an amount equal to what we have agreed upon has been dispatched.

~ Harold Murphy, CEO of the Romandeos News Service.
Thank you. You are now able to uplink.

CBC and VPB Network

"CNB (Comdidian National Broadcasts) would like to broadcast yearly and is set to send over the 15 billion upon your confirmation." Says the CNB President

Camera pans to show accountants hurridly trying to get 15 billion out of the bank before it closes in one minute.
You have been accepted, and upon receiving the money, you will be able to get the feed.

Thank you!

CBC and VPB Network

Ryan Mathers came on the screen for another advert, "Thank you to our generous supporters, please think of your two favourite hosts for The Young and the Daily Show. Over a couple of million dollars a month, you can have one of your favourite host buy a summer cottage house. Please donate today. Save your favourite hosts. Please, call this hot line to donate today, remember call and give a helping hand,donate today.."

Young and Mathers are seen holding hands as Young looks up at Mathers as he began to talk admiring him, "Is your day boring? Humourless and need a big laugh to keep your cheeks a dark rosey red colour? Watch us!"

"Yes, watch us, we'll give you a giggle like those cute Japanese girls give out!" Young exclaimed with a cheeky sly smile.

Mathers looks at Young, "Man. You gotta stop holding my hand... we are about to start our own show and your not even a big boy..."

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Mathers looks at Young, "Man. You gotta stop holding my hand... we are about to start our own show and your not even a big boy..."

OOC: LOL! Funny stuff!

OOC: LOL! Funny stuff!
OOC: lol, ya, I agree! :D Just waitin for Can to signon so we can begin the interview...

OOC: *In a pompous, obnoxious fat Italian voice* Hey! It's funny, I'm funny! Thank you for your compliments, I put a lot of thought into my hysterical advertisements for the show so far.