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Because the rest of the NationStates community has posted a similar thread for their own personal preferences the Macabees must not be left out. As a direct consequence, as you can see, we have opted to make our own Axis of Evil thread in which we hold the right to add, or take off, the nations we consider evil.

Please, for those who think they are evil, yet they don't make the list, you guys are obviously not evil enough.

Here's the list:

The Island of Rose: Oh man, this nation is quiet. But you can only suspect the machinations TIoR is conjuring under that thin viel it uses as a facade. Be weary young nations for TIoR will soon emerge from a false sleep and will GOBBLE YOU UP!!
ViZion:International Airport? HA! He just wants you to put all your tourist in his country and then he's going to gas you! He's no better than TIoR.
Euroslavia: Euroslavia seems very nice and all, but just like TIoR it is just a scam. Euroslavia is waiting for the perfect oppurtunity to pounce on the unweary, so watch out, for you might be Euroslavia's next victim.
Dr_Twist: He claims all he wants is peace between nations, but us, being the supermen of NS know what he's really like. Just like the above he's just waiting until you're preoccupied. Then he's going to go on a global conquest rampage.
Credonia: Sure he might be our own allies, but they say, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer! He may seem set on world peace, and he may be in the IADF alliance along with us, however, this just makes it easier for us to see past him. We know that he's been scheming to destroy the world's agricultural system - and if your in space, sorry, but that doesn't save you. He also has secret missile emplacement with ranges measuring in lightyears in order to reach the farthest extremes of the vast universe to destroy agricultural systems on those planets as well... very weary.
Nycton: We don't know why...he just wanted to be popular...so we added him... but, HE'S EVIL!!! WATCH OUT FOR HIM!!! HE'S EVIL!!! He's been digging up under the NationStates Earth and placing special gasses which portrude through all the layers of rock and junk and other crap that makes the NS Earth... yea, HE'S EVIL!
The Resi Corporation: *Hint, hint* According to him the entire ViZion thing is his idea... could ViZion be his puppet! (this one is going to stir up some commotion)... or could Resi be...*dun dun dun* Max Berry?
Russian Forces: He's Russian...Russians are always evil..no matter what! Or at least he paints himself Russian..which is bad enough! You evil Ruski you! My uncle is married to a woman from St. Petersburg...now that's evil!
Azazia: Because his urge for peace in a peace thread is absurd... who in their right mind proposed peace in a peace thread?? Gosh! Get is straight! Well, in actuality, peace threads should be designed to cajole enemies into submission, but noooo, it's people like Azazia who ruin our fun! Grrr, Azazia, grrr! Ph43r m3!
Guffingford: He's RWC so that's obviously evil...but, uh, sorry being RWC doesn't get you high enough! Dun, dun, dun! UPGRADE TO PURE EVIL! Yep, he's become eviler, and now is here. Your economic theories to destroy the world and those underprivileged nations will never stand! Especially when you have me helping you. I'm like an Austria, dragging you down man, dragging you down. You're drop from the RWC also helped to get you here.
The Kraven Corporation: Evil like a butterfly. Genius.
Pushka: He claims he eats babies, but this is just a fraction of his evilness. Indeed, he's also reknown within our uber doober intelligence service to finance projects that will make his aircraft, like the Archangle, to be invisible to the human eye. I don't know about you, but when I hear that I think of wonderwoman. In fact, it is true! He is designing an army of wonderwomen to take over this world! Unfortunately, he forgot that his wonderwomen themselves are not invisible, and consequently, we'll see a lot of women in panties sitting on their invisible chair, flying around the Earth!

So, what can I say to further persuade you on their evilness? I know, I'm just too persuasive...

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Thank you Tiburon for the wonderful idea!

Axis of Slightly Evil
Neo-Tiburon: Because he gave me this idea to further annoy the f*** out of you guys!
AutoMagFreek: I'm sorry, genocide and crazy dictators don't make it to the top list.
The Macabees: For making this damn list! But doesn't get him to the top list *dammit!*
Malkyer: New rules...The Macabees actually own what is referred to as a OOCMDC or Out of Character Message De-coder...and all those OOC messages do make you pretty evil..especially when we spread what you said OOC, and thought secret, to the rest of the world!
Bob-Bob: Bob isn't really an enthusiastic name..and so Bob-Bob is doubly not so enthusiastic...that's pretty evil... *evil stare* trying to bore NS isn't nice..but sadly, It won't get you anywhere.
MassPwnage: Yea...unfortunately, your evil schemes were found, brought to court, and OWNED, but your 2nd Degree Evilness isn't high enough to make it first class evil sorry. Nonetheless, your asian names for your weapons don't make them cool, although they're pretty cool nonwithstanding. Also, too bad your Michale Jackson RP was closed. Nonetheless, congratulations, because I was bored, and you exist, you were added to this list.


Axis of Secretly Evil
I'm looking...so don't try to hide... oh wait its secret...DAMN!...don't worry I have my methods...*busts out gloves*


Axis of Chocolate-Chip Cookie Lovers
Dude, me! I love chocolate!... as well as...
Sarzonia
Psyker Bearzerkers


Axis of Royal Meanies!
Vastiva: This guy seems to not like me ICly and for that he gets an esteemed spot on this list! Lighten up bro, tis' just a game...and be more polite too! Jeez, yell at me for no particular reason! You're not that cool.

Awwwww *waves at little Maca* Isn't that cute! He's learning to talk, good for him. Too bad he took a perfectly honorable topic and changed it to his random, retarded cry for attention. :fluffle:

It's ok baby Maca....we still love you.

There should be an axis of good list

*reads*

We didn't make the list?

Good - that means he hasn't figured us out yet. Proceed with Operation: Grand Slam on schedule!

Lol. That is the most hillarius list I've seen yet.

OOC: lol!
IC:
The report was faxed to President Maybury's secretary of this so called 'Axis of Evil' list the nation of Macabees set up. "John... You should see this. I don't know what the nation of Macabees is up to, but they apparently have gone mad!" he said, handing Maybury the report.

President Maybury started scanning it over. 'Axis of Evil list, huh?' he thought. As he came across to ViZion being listed, he perked up, shocked at that. As he read the reasoning for ViZion being listed, he began cracking up. He laughed for five whole minutes, so hard we was turning blue after being as red as a tomatoe. The Secretary, and others in the area, looked at him, suprised. She told the others about the report, and after hearing the reason, they, too, began to laugh.

After he was able to stop laughing, and was able to catch his breath, "Joan, send them a... ahh, screw it, this isn't even worth a reply... I want this to be sent to all the nations news companies in time for the 7 o'clock news tonight... ViZion... on the Axis of Evil list?!" he said, cracking up again.

Awwwww *waves at little Maca* Isn't that cute! He's learning to talk, good for him. Too bad he took a perfectly honorable topic and changed it to his random, retarded cry for attention. :fluffle:

It's ok baby Maca....we still love you.

Dude, it's just a joke - your own attempts to put me down are a testament to, quote, "retarded cr[ies] for attention"..so please, if you have such a problem with me don't come back...please...neither Dr. Twist nor ViZion have a problem with me..I don't understand why you do.

I have no OOC or IC hatred/hostilities towards you...but you seem like a person who acts his shoe size..so please buzz off.

*reads*

We didn't make the list?

Good - that means he hasn't figured us out yet. Proceed with Operation: Grand Slam on schedule!

No worries... you will be caught *slims eyes*

Dr_Twist: He claims all he wants is peace between nations, but us, being the supermen of NS know what he's really like. Just like the above he's just waiting until you're preoccupied. Then he's going to go on a global conquest rampage.


OCC: BAHAHAHAHAHA, What can I say, that’s the funniest thing I have read all day.

Rose made it on lol. If he is on, add me on also. I wanna be popular please. :)

Nice to see that the Emirate of Alexonium is not on the list

Rose made it on lol. If he is on, add me on also. I wanna be popular please. :)
*Goes on major intelligence rampage to look for reasons to add Nycton*

But... but we furnished ViZion's entire airport of evil! Doesn't that earn us something?! :(
*pouts*

But... but we furnished ViZion's entire airport of evil! Doesn't that earn us something?! :(
*pouts*
Fine, fine, fine....

The Resi Corporation: *Hint, hint* According to him the entire ViZion thing is his idea... could ViZion be his puppet! (this one is going to stir up some commotion)... or could Resi be...*dun dun dun* Max Berry?
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*ahem*
I'll never tell. :D

Actually, the truth is that every nation except for your nation is a Resi Puppet. That's right, all of NationStates except for your nation is controlled by me. ;)

And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that dog of yours!

*Looks down*Actually, I am your puppet... :confused: So, am I Max Berry?

Ah-ha! Clearly, you do know all evil!


Thank god he didn't figure it out. We won't have to dispose of TIOR quite yet- but he's threatening the entire business. We've got to stop the Macabees. He is on the right track!

OOC: WHA!?!?!?!?? lol This is the first time I've ever been on any Axis of Evil list...ever. :)

IC:
"Damn...The Macabee's figured out our secret plot with The Island of Rose to take over the world...through devious means..."

At that point, Lady Destra began to chuckle, sounding very innocent...but slowly, in the depths of her lungs burst out a laugh of evil...one so evil, that all birds within a one mile radius of her castle began pecking other birds' eyes out. It turned into a massive bird civil war....an evil civil war....

After the healthy chuckle, Lady Destra set out to cancel the plans of the invasion of Sarzonia, Praetonia, Dumpsterdam, and ViZion, since the world now knew... Euroslavia is evil.

Muahahahahahhahahahahaha....

The view then moved towards a dog in the street. A dog...with shifty eyes. The dog was pure evil...and was beginning to plot...

The dog began to shift his eyes profusely...thinking of where to strike next...

OOC: Nice, but the RALM should be on there.......

Damn! We thought that free trade embargo would definatly get us on here!
Next time, we will give blind kids picture books. Then the world will see, or, wait.......
President Statton to secret friend (his piano).

"Mother, The Macabees have published their Axis Of Evil." The young Novice handed the fax paper to the Amrylin Seat. She looked up from her papers and took it from the Novice. "You may leave Daughter." She looked at the Axis of Evil and shook her head...."My God.......they have gone over the edge again."

*Sax begins improvising over a 12 bar blues base*

I woke up this mornin',
With evil in ma soul.
I said 'Axe this' cos'
Dat stone is gonna roll!

Gonna roll, gonna roll,
Man dat stone's gonna
Roooooooooooooll.

So when I woke up this mornin',
And I fell otta bed.
Can't get this goddamned evil,
Otta my head!

Get out ma head,
Oooh yeah get otta ma head.
'Cos if you think ah am gonna genocide,
Then boy you are misled.

So I got up this mornin'
And I fell down those stairs.
Straight down to hell,
And da devils lair!

Oh yeah, down in dat lair,
See me down there,
Down in dat devils lair.

Ma head is swollen,
And I've ahurt ma brain.
My back is broke
And I'm screamin' in pain!

Screamin', Screamin',
Scra scra scra scra
Screeeeeaamin' pain!

Well now look you chuffer, in ma eyes,
These are the eyes of Momanguise!
Not down in hell but here on earth,
Dese eyes don't tell you any lies!

No lies, no lies.
That is the secret,
Nothings gonna leak't
The mouth of Momanguise!

Mow-mow-mow-momanguiseeeeee..........!

YEAH!



And if that dosn't get me on the list then I'll feed you to the goldfish. No seriously, I will.

Sarzonia finds this Axis of Evil list to be extremely flawed and bereft of credibility.

Official statement, Incorporated Sarzonian Government

[OOC: Damn, you had Euroslavia on there and I'm not there? For shame! :p]

Looks like you win the bet euro. You got on a Axis of Evil before me. *shakes his cane at Euro as he goes back to his scheming in the dark where no one will find out* But you know i'll never pay you!

Alright, I gotta hand it to ya Macabees. This is pretty funny stuff :) I am rather enjoying this. *points and laughs at ViZion* It's always a good day when you get owned. Keep up the good work Maca.

*yes, this is me trying to be more peaceful with you. I actually do like this thread. Funny to read*

Hehe, Jarridia tis all good!

OOC: Hilarious.

We applaud the Macabees on their efforts.
-Official Foreign Ministry Statement

Good, they missed us! Commence gassing the puppies, Johnson!
-Unofficial Statement from the Ministry of Evil Projects...er, I mean...the Ministry of Happy and Shiny Things

This is the Theocratic leader of United Cultures's responce:
"You are a very paranoid nation. And you should be. I'm going to be paranoid with you."

You better be paranoid!

The United Republics of Tiburon await the Macabees "Axis of Slightly Evil", "Axis of Secretly Evil", and "Axis of Chocolate-Chip Cookie Lovers" lists.

And we strongly suggest you change your name to the Macabeers.

Those will in fact be released shortly..and in fact, good idea..I'm sooo bored right now (no really)...those will be added to this list (oh yes, three more ideas jacked...so you just got [i]jacked[/b] dawg!)...

... and we will take the name change into consideration!

The emperor of United Cultures suggests to the Macabees to stop taking drugs.

No drugs...just vast amounts of Smirnoff with Orange Soda...and some Myers Rum...perhaps some J&B Whiskey..don't remember...lol, just joking...me drink? *cough*

Your axis of evil is biased. Guffingford and Bob-Bob + Belem can not be trusted.

Your axis of evil is biased. Guffingford and Bob-Bob + Belem can not be trusted.

That is true...alright I'll add them.

The United Cultures president says:
Everyone stares at the president. The Emperor pulls a string behind him.
"I'm not a Facist dictator."
He collapses.
There is an errie silence.
"Um, that concludes our press conferance on The Macabee's Axis of Evil list."

Hey what did i do to deserve that? Russia is a good prosperous communist nation.

That's what you say now *random stare... then notices what he just said means nothing*

Fully agrees with the statement about Russians. They cannot be trusted.

*stares at Maca* Then again, neither can people that have a fetish for Spain ;) :p

Fully agrees with the statement about Russians. They cannot be trusted.

*stares at Maca* Then again, neither can people that have a fetish for Spain ;) :p
Oh but we can Trust Maca. He's not planning world domination like Resi or a nuclear holocaust like me.....Um oops did i just give away two secret evil plans outloud? I knew i shouldn't have opened my mouth when watching the Axis of Evil.

Oh but we can Trust Maca. He's not planning world domination like Resi or a nuclear holocaust like me.....Um oops did i just give away two secret evil plans outloud? I knew i shouldn't have opened my mouth when watching the Axis of Evil.

AAAAAAAAAh Nuclear Holocaust! Damn you! That was my idea. Stay out of my head. Do you hear me? OUT! Especially between 2 and 4, thats Jarrod time.


*polishes halo over head* Luckily I've never done an evil thing. Just call me
Mr. Good.

Ohh, I don't even get mentioned for butchering new people every week.... damn :(

Ohh, I don't even get mentioned for butchering new people every week.... damn :(
Yeah i was suprised you weren't on the list you are evil for sure.

AutoMagFreek: I'm sorry, genocide and crazy dictators don't make it to the top list.


OOC: That's because I've been copied left, right, and center. I had a crazy dictator and committed genocide when both were still shunned upon. Now crackpot genocidal dictators are a dime a dozen.

Ah well, there's still nothing like an original.

Oh don't try to your guilt on me! hehe

Please make amusing comments about me :(

Lucky Me that I am not on the list.

I do expect to be on the Axis of good when you make it Mac.

Infact, go make on right now because I'm calling on that favor I gave you when you where invaded and I got motherfucking stampeded on. ;)

as of now, Hitlerreich has not joined any international organization, and frowns upon 'axis of evil' lists, we point out that we have every right to start a research programme for developing weapons of mass destruction.

OOC: 'The UEC is secretly evil.....muahahaha....

as of now, Hitlerreich has not joined any international organization, and frowns upon 'axis of evil' lists, we point out that we have every right to start a research programme for developing weapons of mass destruction.

Sorry mass WMDs dont make it...

Dump. Axis of Good coming up later! All others...I will begin using my OOCD[random letter][random letter] to decode your OOC messages to use on the list!

Ummmm... I like the last list.

I think we all do...

Psst. Mac, get on YIM.

Psst. Mac, get on YIM.
Can't..at my dad's...give me a TG..I'll check it later.

Yes! Still not on the list even after it was expanded. That means he hasn't broken into our communication channels or CCTV yet.

add me to your "Secret evil list"

add me to your "Secret evil list"
I don't think he takes requests.

;) I know but as much secret stuff i do it would save him time

Yes, no requests...but there is rumor that I plan to expand the lists!

Me? Evil! How slanderous!

(shifty eyes)

(whisper) They know, burn the evidence, we need to commence Operation: S.E.X.Y.P.I.M.P. now! << >> << >> << (end whisper)

Hey hey the only sexy pimp around here is me... ok, I might not be sexy, but I sure as hell am a pimp... G to the P.I.M.P.

[Vastiva and Azazia Added!]

You... you jacked my idea! Why am I surprised, considering you explicitly said so on the top of Page 3?

(By the way, it's Tiburon. [Used in a sentence: Tiburon was actually founded in 2002 but no one knows about it because his nation can't access the jolt forums.] Neo-Tiburon's just the forum country.)

Nice work. But no Macabeers?

Come on...Alexonium handles at least half the world's money laundering in any given day, plus the mary-jane boom is in full swing.

Sarzonia wishes to join the Axis of Chocolate Chip Cookie Lovers as its President is a lifelong chocolate chip cookie lover and can bake a mean batch in his own right!

Come on...Alexonium handles at least half the world's money laundering in any given day, plus the mary-jane boom is in full swing.

Mary Jane is not evil, mary jane is awsome. That's off the record cuz' a lot of my allies thing otherwise, and I don't want the "Marijuana Wars" here...

Sarzonia wishes to join the Axis of Chocolate Chip Cookie Lovers as its President is a lifelong chocolate chip cookie lover and can bake a mean batch in his own right!

And God said, "Sarzonia shall be added!" And God's b*tch, the Macabees, did as he was told... *puts head down in shame*

Because the rest of the NationStates community has posted a similar thread for their own personal preferences the Macabees must not be left out. As a direct consequence, as you can see, we have opted to make our own Axis of Evil thread in which we hold the right to add, or take off, the nations we consider evil.

Please, for those who think they are evil, yet they don't make the list, you guys are obviously not evil enough.

Here's the list:

The Island of Rose: Oh man, this nation is quiet. But you can only suspect the machinations TIoR is conjuring under that thin viel it uses as a facade. Be weary young nations for TIoR will soon emerge from a false sleep and will GOBBLE YOU UP!!
ViZion:International Airport? HA! He just wants you to put all your tourist in his country and then he's going to gas you! He's no better than TIoR.
Euroslavia: Euroslavia seems very nice and all, but just like TIoR it is just a scam. Euroslavia is waiting for the perfect oppurtunity to pounce on the unweary, so watch out, for you might be Euroslavia's next victim.
Dr_Twist: He claims all he wants is peace between nations, but us, being the supermen of NS know what he's really like. Just like the above he's just waiting until you're preoccupied. Then he's going to go on a global conquest rampage.
Credonia: Sure he might be our own allies, but they say, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer! He may seem set on world peace, and he may be in the IADF alliance along with us, however, this just makes it easier for us to see past him. We know that he's been scheming to destroy the world's agricultural system - and if your in space, sorry, but that doesn't save you. He also has secret missile emplacement with ranges measuring in lightyears in order to reach the farthest extremes of the vast universe to destroy agricultural systems on those planets as well... very weary.
Nycton: We don't know why...he just wanted to be popular...so we added him... but, HE'S EVIL!!! WATCH OUT FOR HIM!!! HE'S EVIL!!! He's been digging up under the NationStates Earth and placing special gasses which portrude through all the layers of rock and junk and other crap that makes the NS Earth... yea, HE'S EVIL!
The Resi Corporation: *Hint, hint* According to him the entire ViZion thing is his idea... could ViZion be his puppet! (this one is going to stir up some commotion)... or could Resi be...*dun dun dun* Max Berry?
Russian Forces: He's Russian...Russians are always evil..no matter what! Or at least he paints himself Russian..which is bad enough! You evil Ruski you! My uncle is married to a woman from St. Petersburg...now that's evil!
Azazia: Because his urge for peace in a peace thread is absurd... who in their right mind proposed peace in a peace thread?? Gosh! Get is straight! Well, in actuality, peace threads should be designed to cajole enemies into submission, but noooo, it's people like Azazia who ruin our fun! Grrr, Azazia, grrr! Ph43r m3!

So, what can I say to further persuade you on their evilness? I know, I'm just too persuasive...

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Thank you Tiburon for the wonderful idea!

Axis of Slightly Evil
Neo-Tiburon: Because he gave me this idea to further annoy the f*** out of you guys!
AutoMagFreek: I'm sorry, genocide and crazy dictators don't make it to the top list.
The Macabees: For making this damn list! But doesn't get him to the top list *dammit!*
Malkyer: New rules...The Macabees actually own what is referred to as a OOCMDC or Out of Character Message De-coder...and all those OOC messages do make you pretty evil..especially when we spread what you said OOC, and thought secret, to the rest of the world!
Guffingford: He's RWC so that's obviously evil...but, uh, sorry being RWC doesn't get you high enough!
Bob-Bob: Bob isn't really an enthusiastic name..and so Bob-Bob is doubly not so enthusiastic...that's pretty evil... *evil stare* trying to bore NS isn't nice..but sadly, It won't get you anywhere.


Axis of Secretly Evil
I'm looking...so don't try to hide... oh wait its secret...DAMN!...don't worry I have my methods...*busts out gloves*


Axis of Chocolate-Chip Cookie Lovers
Dude, me! I love chocolate!... as well as...
Sarzonia

Axis of Royal Meanies!
Vastiva: This guy seems to not like me ICly and for that he gets an esteemed spot on this list! Lighten up bro, tis' just a game...and be more polite too! Jeez, yell at me for no particular reason! You're not that cool.

Add Hataria to the list of The Axis of Royal Meanies.....oh and add Roman Republic in The Axis of Evil list also.

sephrioth meanies and secertky evil

Hataria: When I witness it myself.
Sepirtoh: ...

[OOC: Slightly updated/changed]

Is eating fetus-ses, drinking an absinthe like substance then putting that in your national anthem evil? or do i go to the chocolate cookie list?

What about the Corporation and its blatantly evil Mining complex, or the inhuman laws and inhuman unfeeling soldier machines of the Capitol Police.... I am Far more evil!... Ultimate evil... Do you Hear! I am EVIL!.. EVIL!... EVIL!



Evil!

What about the Corporation and its blatantly evil Mining complex, or the inhuman laws and inhuman unfeeling soldier machines of the Capitol Police.... I am Far more evil!... Ultimate evil... Do you Hear! I am EVIL!.. EVIL!... EVIL!



Evil!
You're as evil as a butterfly. I however, I'm evil like a (insert something evil here)

Im glad the evil brings out the halarity in every despot...

OOC: That's because I've been copied left, right, and center. I had a crazy dictator and committed genocide when both were still shunned upon. Now crackpot genocidal dictators are a dime a dozen.

Ah well, there's still nothing like an original.
Sorry, but I think Hitler beat you to it ;)

Anyway, my silly army of smilies will kill you all :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :headbang: :sniper: :gundge: (<- wtf is that anyway?) :mp5: :confused:

NOT SO FAST PRAETONIA! For the Jarridian Smilies will combat and destroy you!

:sniper: :sniper: :gundge: (Secret weapon of mass proportions) :mp5: :fluffle: :headbang: :mad: :mp5: :upyours: :rolleyes:

i hav 3 sniprs n u hv 2 pwnt nub lololol srrndr nw!!!! lol!!!!

Anyway, before this thread decends into random n00bishness, here is a picture of a nice, fluffy kitten:

http://www.iamsad.co.uk/images/dir_images/fluffy_kitten.jpg

Just keep looking at the kitten...

Awwwww KITTY! You are so cute kitty...too bad you shall be nuked...yes you shall. (talks in baby voice while holding Kitty, puts kitty down)

*looks around, runs to nuclear silo* "Alright boys! We've got ourselves a new target!...We must attack the kitty, it is threatening democracy and peace....and it looked at me funny"

"Ok sir, but what about Praetonia?"

"Kitty first...the kitty is our mortal enemy" :eek:

Unfortunately...I think the kitty won...

*looks at list*

Ha ha!

*looks at kitty*

Awwwwwwwwwwwww! Its so cute! Its so cute!

*talks in babytalking voice*Yes you are, your so cccuuutttteeee!*end baby talking*


Ok, in all seriousness, thats just a funny list. Too bad you don't have anything against me! Ar har hardy har!

I've often wondered the same thing Anagonia. I'm a lot more sneaky than ViZion, and I pull a lot of things that can be shocking to my allies and enemies. Ah well, I like living without the lime light...makes it easier for me to get away with things. ;)

OOC: Wooo i didnt make it!!

OOC: Time to get back on topic IMO...

I still think that at the time Mac came up with this list that I should have been on his Axis of Evil considering Euroslavia was on it. I'll gladly settle for being on the Axis of Chocolate Chip Cookie Lovers though. My mom's cookies are the bestest! :p

However, my OMG STARDESTROYER of doom and KICKASS PWNAGE Battle Star Galactica Hyperbeam Battlecruisers will bombard your planet now.

Well... Umm... I have shot my civilians? Like, plenty of them? That was my n00btimes though, "Operation Pure Nation (slaughter of 50,000 liberals)"-thread. But besides, I always encourage other newies (and non-newies for that matter, though not that often) in their lunatic killingsprees. And I am propably the most furious fan of chocolate one can possibly hope to find... *swallows 3 Snickers while typing this* amongst the evil people.

So, I consider myself as bad as Hitler, but almost as bad as 50Cent (or just "half-a-dollar", as we bad guys call him).

Imperial Statement.

His Majesty King George the IV, regards the naming of His Majesties Empire in the list of slightly evil nations as unfair and obviously bias.

The Foreign Office considers this an attempt in which The Macabees is obviously attempting to hinder the Imperial tourist industry and therefore national economic growth. As such the civil service in accordance with the International Complaints Act 1974 has issued the following statement in rebuke to this most unlawful statement.

“It has come to our attention, that His Majesties British Empire has recently been described as “Evil”. This as I’m sure the world aggress, is a slight and unfair generalisation. The British Empire, in accordance with the Imperial Human rights act 1955, paragraph fifty eight subsection twelve C, has maintained strict and dutiful treatment of all residing/visiting/passing through/illegally present citizens within His Majesties realm. As such, His Majesty has requested the I promote, that regarding guaranteed degree of fair treatment through trial, and law abiding execution through civil and in certain cases military court procedures.

His Majesties Empire, has also pioneered the way in Administrative procedures, resulting in the formation of the benefit state, which assists in insuring that the poverty line is maintained at a certain minimum.

In conjunction with the aforementioned points, His Majesty has requested that I take time to point out Imperial efforts around the globe to stem the tide of unneeded and unnecessary blood flow, which follows Parliamentary, and Imperial guide lines to the letter.

As such, concerning the previous points made, His Imperial Majesty feels that the British Empire, is in fact a nation which whole heartedly follows the moral choice, and being described as evil, as a defamation of national character and could be considered liable.

The British Empire would also like to take the time in demonstrating the existence of several thousand documents detailing the rights of many individuals within the realm and as such, His Majesties civil service also feels that being upon the Slightly Axis of evil list, is in fact a gross injustice of the most serious degree.

In reference to the Empires foreign policy, and unofficial reference titles, His Majesty, and the foreign office publicly deny any association of boredom, and in fact refute the claim.

We would request that all nations within the globe attempt to make an educated decision upon His Majesties Empire.”

Mavil Whetherly,
Royal Vizier.


OOC: Slightly Evil ehhh ^_^, ach well, I'll try harder for the future. I myself view that attempting to diplospeak/bore NS to death is a far more productive way to get what ones wants, instead of a large-scale conflict. But each to his own :>

[OOC: This is sarcasm, so please don't get offended. :) I wun you.]

To The Unmajestic Bob-Bob

We're glad that you sent us that long and totally unnecessary message concerning your stance as a hardcore evil son of a bitch. Nonetheless, we stand unwavered, content with our batch of cookies and such. Please, try again another day. As for now, your trade will continue to suffer as the support for your evilness quickly peters out in the dawn of good agression.

I have no hope, do I?

I have no hope, do I?


Unfortunately, being like half of a dollar doesn't make you evil. In fact, you should stop being like him, or else you too are going to start making crappy movies. Also, don't be ghetto gurl, ya I went thurr.

.....I like chocolate to.....

(mmmm chocolate...AHH....think bubble go away)

There should be alist of Macabees Cronies, anyway i like chocolate...

Ha! No one suspects the Butterfly until it deploys a Unit of Capitol Police and they begin Pacifiying j00 455!!11

Ach, butterfly evilness...anyway, you should put psychotika on this because his long drawen out rants and raves about nothing are just plain boring enough to be evil.

Sorry, but I think Hitler beat you to it ;)


Didn't know Hitler had access to NationStates back in the day.... ;)

Axis of Royal Meanies!
Vastiva: This guy seems to not like me ICly and for that he gets an esteemed spot on this list! Lighten up bro, tis' just a game...and be more polite too! Jeez, yell at me for no particular reason! You're not that cool.

Jeff Schönberg, Member of Parliament, sat watching the evening holonews in his mansion. The "News from Mother Earth" was always the most entertaining part; he found the results of trying to cram thousands of nations onto one planet quite entertaining. He perked up when the news anchor started in...

"And this latest news from Mother Earth...the nation of Macabees has named the defunct nation of Vastiva a member of the Axis of Royal Meanies..."

Mr. Schönberg suddenly burst in fits of laughter as he fell off of his üb3rsofa and rolled over towards his portable hyperpulse generator. He composed a rudimentary message for the Macabees to transmit back to Earth.

I can't help but chuckle that your government believes that the nation of Vastiva is a "Royal Meanie." Surely, your government is aware that Vastiva no longer exists (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Hall_of_Ex-Nations)?

Jeff Schönberg
Member of Parliament
Evil Woody Thoughts

OOC: :D

[Gasp! He will live in infamy as the first nation to reach that list. ]

What about Southeastasia?

Why is Maldaathi not here..? We aren't particularly evil... we haven't killed anyone who didnt deserve it...

Hey, wait a second, Didn't Nodea Rudav send a giant Meteor into his Nation to destroy it and cause a mass exodus to the stars?

WEEEE! Sensless ploy!

Yes! I'm on the chocolate coockie list! ill eat tons of coockies then no one can stop me as i get a stomach ache, caffine head ache and diabetes! You just wait and see! NO coockies are safe, non!...

**runs into a wall, then falls into a man hole**

"funny is a man falling into a manhole and dying... funny happens" -Mel Brooks

Its always nice to see something funny in II. Nice work. Now... erhm... I have always wanted to use this smiley... but I know smiley conduct rules... and...

:sniper: :gundge: :mp5:

<Looks around with crazed eyes>
<Runs away>

"You'll never catch me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

erhm...

bye

What about the Axis of Can't Be Evil Don't Bother Trying? Here's an entry for my own country :P
Rolatia - Country is broke, have lots of my (Kriegzimmer) weapons but can't even arm people with them!
:P
I have about $55 billion budget, and that's AFTER a huge economic boost - used to be $2 billion before!

Didn't know Hitler had access to NationStates back in the day.... ;)
I guess. I just dont think that being a crazy dictator could be considered "original". Not unless your name is Nero anyway ;)

No one thinks I am Evil......I feel lost and alone...

No one thinks I am Evil......I feel lost and alone...

Once the Evil butterflies have moved in on your Nation, then people will think your evil... Well... Think I'm more evil... but thats besides the point....*ahem*

NO Kraven I am more evil then you. But lets see. A contest- who ever can create the bigger genocide wins.lol By seriously I am more Evil.

NO Kraven I am more evil then you. But lets see. A contest- who ever can create the bigger genocide wins.lol By seriously I am more Evil.


Ever been to Northen Cydonia? The Corporations mining Complex, 24 million people in a literal hell on earth, it makes genocide look like a Picnic :p

Ever destoryed an entire nation just for a urainium mine. Take hundreds of thousands of people put them through hellish experiments and mutated them. Forcfully employing millions and forcing them the Mine our mines in various other areas. ever created Hell bent creatures that feed and humand flesh and then release them on purpose so other nations would come running to save them, only to fall victime to them so you could watch and learn about you creations?

Ever destoryed an entire nation just for a urainium mine. Take hundreds of thousands of people put them through hellish experiments and mutated them. Forcfully employing millions and forcing them the Mine our mines in various other areas. ever created Hell bent creatures that feed and humand flesh and then release them on purpose so other nations would come running to save them, only to fall victime to them so you could watch and learn about you creations?

Erm... yes multiple times...

Ever destoryed an entire nation just for a urainium mine. - Kimojuno thread (Ongoing)


Take hundreds of thousands of people put them through hellish experiments and mutated them. Forcfully employing millions and forcing them the Mine our mines in various other areas - KimoJuno Thread and Xirnium thread, Also see The Thread Broken Dawn

ever created Hell bent creatures that feed and humand flesh and then release them on purpose so other nations would come running to save them - Sort of, See Sardaukar Phase 4's


only to fall victime to them so you could watch and learn about you creations? - Again sort of, See the Kraven Civil war

:p

Erm... yes multiple times...

Ever destoryed an entire nation just for a urainium mine. - Kimojuno thread (Ongoing)


Take hundreds of thousands of people put them through hellish experiments and mutated them. Forcfully employing millions and forcing them the Mine our mines in various other areas - KimoJuno Thread and Xirnium thread, Also see The Thread Broken Dawn

ever created Hell bent creatures that feed and humand flesh and then release them on purpose so other nations would come running to save them - Sort of, See Sardaukar Phase 4's


only to fall victime to them so you could watch and learn about you creations? - Again sort of, See the Kraven Civil war

:p

Every Damn Day...lol

Every Damn Day...lol

lol :D, Yup just about, the Mine in Northern Cydonia works constantly, Check out The Broken Dawn thread, it will give you an idea

I oppress my population with propaganda constantly, I don't allow free worship, dissenters of the state are severely "punished" and purges are always constant. The military has 3x more funding than Education, and you don't call us evil? :p

Thats childs play Evil.... Kraven We need to invade and enslave someone... My trigger finger is ichy

Thats childs play Evil.... Kraven We need to invade and enslave someone... My trigger finger is ichy

Hell yeah, Check you TG's

I tend to not call myself evil. I view myself as...efficient.

Russian Forces: He's Russian...Russians are always evil..no matter what! Or at least he paints himself Russian..which is bad enough! You evil Ruski you! My uncle is married to a woman from St. Petersburg...now that's evil!


Hey i am Russian! Why am i not on the list? I eat babies for God's sake how badass is that?

So if I were to mutate people into living pac-men people would that be concidered evil or funny?

So if I were to mutate people into living pac-men people would that be concidered evil or funny?

That would make you a chocolate lover...for no reason whatsoever.

So if I were to mutate people into living pac-men people would that be concidered evil or funny?

That'd be amusing, nonetheless.