JRV
13-02-2005, 08:19
The following is an interview between Czar Charles Hayden of The Union of Armed Dominions of Fascist Confederacy and one of the most famous JRVian journalists: Susan Petrie. It was broadcast for the first time on the late night JBC News programme You're on camera...
OOC: Bold: Czar Charles Hayden; Normal: Susan Petrie; Italics from this point on = action.
"Hello your Highness, nice to be able to conduct this interview with you."
"Ah, hello Mrs. Petrie. I am glad to be able to be here."
"Women are not treated equal in FC. There is no doubt about this. Why have you such a sexist outlook on life?"
"In the Bible, it states that a woman must not speak in church and the like. I also am a firm believer that women should stay home and raise the family and have no place in politics, business, and industry."
"The Bible also says that homosexuals should be executed. Do you agree with this?"
"Absolutely..."
"Do you allow your own wife to have a say in matters of importance?"
"She planned by birthday ball, did she not?" The Czar proceeds to laugh lightly, before stopping, and waiting for the next question.
Susan smiles. "But does she ever play apart in the running of the country?"
"In some minor things, yes. She seems to be my source for relaxation, thus, another reason women aren't allowed to do much. They should be a person the stressed, working man can come home to and share his thoughts and get out his pent up feelings on."
"So women should be 'trophy wives' to their husbands, would that be a fair enough way to put it?"
"I'm sensing some hostility... But if you must put it so bluntly: yes. They should be men's safe and unscaythed companions for all time."
She nodded. "What is your opinion on 'liberal Christians'?"
"You mean the people who say abortion is okay and homosexuality is alright aslong as it isn't their children? Burn them for heresy."
"I mean Christians who are tolerant. Tolerant of other religions and beliefs."
"Ah... People other than Reformed Protestants--Calvinists-- you mean? As Romans 11:7 states: "What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded." The other relgions and beliefs people follow are a fabrication made by the blind and ignorant. We are the Elect. Those chosen by God to be elevated to superiority."
"Ah ha..." Her voice trailed off. "What happens to non-Christians in your country?"
"Well, since it's illegal to pracitce anything other than Reformed Protestanism--Calvinism--in The Armed Union, what do you think happens? Not like it's unknown that that's a crime calling for capital punishment."
"Does this not conflict with the Bible, which also teaches love and compassion?"
"For his believers. The Bible tells of persecution and torture for the non-Elect."
"So the Bible conflicts with its own teachings then? Because there are a number of passages which do speak of tolerance and love..."
"I quote the Lord in Matthew 10:34: 'Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.'"
"So Jesus Christ came to cause bloodshed?"
"To his non-believers. It states in the Bible that some people were predestined for damnation aswell--yet the exact scripture illudes me."
"Does the sixth commandment not mean anything, then?"
"The sixth commandment is superceded in Numbers 25 when Phineas was zealous for God by killing an inter-racial couple for mating. After that, he was praised and blessed aswell as those who came after him: his family and his supporters."
"So God is a racist?"
"Putting it bluntly. And I'm guessing you're wondering if I take everything in the Bible litrally--and I do. To a degree. Not like I'm going to march around my enemies country and wait for their defense to fall."
"To a degree?"
"Yes, to a degree. As I stated: I don't think if I marched around a communist nation that their ICBM's would blow up and their SAM missiles launch down their own aircraft."
"What are the punishments for fornification and adultery in your nation?"
"Anything from public beating, to forced conscription into the military, to execution. All depends on the case."
"If the wife of a top government official, say, had sex with a gay black man, who in turn had slept with a goat, what would the outcome be?"
"Crude question... But the punishment of that would be... Let's see: Seizure of property, possible deportation of family, and execution."
"... and that would be for the wife? Or the negro? It's important that we clear that one up for our viewers."
"If the wife had knowledge of the fact that the government official was doing it: it would be execution and possibly the execution of her father if he knew of it and was still alive. And for the 'negro'--as you so kindly put it--would be public breaking by the wheel--execution by being tied to a circular wheel, beating, dismemberment, and eventual burning."
"No... sorry, you misunderstood me. The wife is having an affair with the black man, who is sleeping with a goat behind her back. The government official is unaware, and heartbroken when he finds out..."
"Ah, my mistake... It would be execution for the woman along with seizure of property. Execution by breaking on the wheel for the 'negro' and slaughtering of the goat. And if the government official does not know, he isn't punished."
"... so if the wife was a man then, say, would she, I mean he, still be executed? Does it come down to gender?"
"Homosexuality is banned in The Armed Union. Thus, that theoretical subject is void, as should have been the one with the 'negro'."
"... and what if the goat was a victim of rape?"
"Animals cannot say yes or no for intercourse, thus, they cannot be raped."
"No. But they can bite... and sorry, you misunderstood me again. If the wife was really the husband, and the husband the wife, would the husband be executed for cheating on his wife? Or do only wives get executed for being a cheat..."
"...I am sorry, but I refuse to comment anymore on that vile subject. Next subject and next question."
"But it's a simple question. Would a man be executed for cheating on his wife?"
"Yes."
"Thankyou. Moving on, uh, what do you do in your spare time?"
"Well, I usually don't have much free time. But I usually spend it with my wife and son."
"So you don't read, or watch tv?"
"I read alot and watch television. They just aren't my central source of entertainment. My central source of enjoyment is spending time with my family and friends."
"What do you read/watch?"
"I usually read books by William Pierce or the Bible. I also tend to watch CNN--the Confederate News Network--along with movies and the like."
"Ah. CNN. Approximately 10 JRVians tune to that channel per year. Most people complain that its content is biased and simply untrue. What do you say to them?"
"Then I'd say, those 10 people need to be arrested for larceny. Considering decrypting of Confederate satellite channels is illegal and all, I'd suggest JRV arrest them. Next question."
"I see. Pornography and the media. What's your take on attractive young women, such as myself, posing in swimsuits and lingerie?"
"Pornography, I knew this would come up. Pornography is illegal in The Armed Union considering it breaks one of the seven deadly sins: lust."
"So you disagree with Mississippi on this issue?"
"Obviously."
"Obviously. But be honest, Czar. You like seeing women in revealing clothing..."
"My wife."
"Your wife? Where?"
"Did I mention homosexuality is illegal in The Armed Union? I think I did..."
"So people say that you are secretly homosexual..."
"Do you have their names? They must be from JRV."
"Moving on. The beard. What's with the beard?"
"What about it? My father had one like it. As do I. What of it? Any JRV criticism about it, hmm?"
"Well it doesn't seem fashionable. Do you follow fashion? I guess not..."
"And you do? Do you follow whatever MTV and television tells you? Obviously you do..."
"Yes, yes I do." She flicks back her hair.
"Happy for you Mrs. Petrie, but I am not here to watch you try and seduce and poison my camera-man. Please, next question and subject."
"Ok. Next question... you can have either an endless supply of voluptuous young lingerie models to tender your every need, or an RPG launcher and several black men to hunt down. Which do you choose? This is hypothetical, and let's say your wife doesn't exist..."
"Bah... Again with your worthless questions. I'd rather have the RPG launcher with 'negros' hunting me down. I know, for I put my trust in God, that'd I'd win."
"So you choose the men over the women? Czar Charles Hayden, thankyou for your time."
"You are welcome... Even though it was a bit... Unorthodox."
OOC: This was made by FC and JRV.
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Conclusion: The Czar is gay.
OOC: This part of the post was made by JRV...
***
OOC: Bold: Czar Charles Hayden; Normal: Susan Petrie; Italics from this point on = action.
"Hello your Highness, nice to be able to conduct this interview with you."
"Ah, hello Mrs. Petrie. I am glad to be able to be here."
"Women are not treated equal in FC. There is no doubt about this. Why have you such a sexist outlook on life?"
"In the Bible, it states that a woman must not speak in church and the like. I also am a firm believer that women should stay home and raise the family and have no place in politics, business, and industry."
"The Bible also says that homosexuals should be executed. Do you agree with this?"
"Absolutely..."
"Do you allow your own wife to have a say in matters of importance?"
"She planned by birthday ball, did she not?" The Czar proceeds to laugh lightly, before stopping, and waiting for the next question.
Susan smiles. "But does she ever play apart in the running of the country?"
"In some minor things, yes. She seems to be my source for relaxation, thus, another reason women aren't allowed to do much. They should be a person the stressed, working man can come home to and share his thoughts and get out his pent up feelings on."
"So women should be 'trophy wives' to their husbands, would that be a fair enough way to put it?"
"I'm sensing some hostility... But if you must put it so bluntly: yes. They should be men's safe and unscaythed companions for all time."
She nodded. "What is your opinion on 'liberal Christians'?"
"You mean the people who say abortion is okay and homosexuality is alright aslong as it isn't their children? Burn them for heresy."
"I mean Christians who are tolerant. Tolerant of other religions and beliefs."
"Ah... People other than Reformed Protestants--Calvinists-- you mean? As Romans 11:7 states: "What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded." The other relgions and beliefs people follow are a fabrication made by the blind and ignorant. We are the Elect. Those chosen by God to be elevated to superiority."
"Ah ha..." Her voice trailed off. "What happens to non-Christians in your country?"
"Well, since it's illegal to pracitce anything other than Reformed Protestanism--Calvinism--in The Armed Union, what do you think happens? Not like it's unknown that that's a crime calling for capital punishment."
"Does this not conflict with the Bible, which also teaches love and compassion?"
"For his believers. The Bible tells of persecution and torture for the non-Elect."
"So the Bible conflicts with its own teachings then? Because there are a number of passages which do speak of tolerance and love..."
"I quote the Lord in Matthew 10:34: 'Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.'"
"So Jesus Christ came to cause bloodshed?"
"To his non-believers. It states in the Bible that some people were predestined for damnation aswell--yet the exact scripture illudes me."
"Does the sixth commandment not mean anything, then?"
"The sixth commandment is superceded in Numbers 25 when Phineas was zealous for God by killing an inter-racial couple for mating. After that, he was praised and blessed aswell as those who came after him: his family and his supporters."
"So God is a racist?"
"Putting it bluntly. And I'm guessing you're wondering if I take everything in the Bible litrally--and I do. To a degree. Not like I'm going to march around my enemies country and wait for their defense to fall."
"To a degree?"
"Yes, to a degree. As I stated: I don't think if I marched around a communist nation that their ICBM's would blow up and their SAM missiles launch down their own aircraft."
"What are the punishments for fornification and adultery in your nation?"
"Anything from public beating, to forced conscription into the military, to execution. All depends on the case."
"If the wife of a top government official, say, had sex with a gay black man, who in turn had slept with a goat, what would the outcome be?"
"Crude question... But the punishment of that would be... Let's see: Seizure of property, possible deportation of family, and execution."
"... and that would be for the wife? Or the negro? It's important that we clear that one up for our viewers."
"If the wife had knowledge of the fact that the government official was doing it: it would be execution and possibly the execution of her father if he knew of it and was still alive. And for the 'negro'--as you so kindly put it--would be public breaking by the wheel--execution by being tied to a circular wheel, beating, dismemberment, and eventual burning."
"No... sorry, you misunderstood me. The wife is having an affair with the black man, who is sleeping with a goat behind her back. The government official is unaware, and heartbroken when he finds out..."
"Ah, my mistake... It would be execution for the woman along with seizure of property. Execution by breaking on the wheel for the 'negro' and slaughtering of the goat. And if the government official does not know, he isn't punished."
"... so if the wife was a man then, say, would she, I mean he, still be executed? Does it come down to gender?"
"Homosexuality is banned in The Armed Union. Thus, that theoretical subject is void, as should have been the one with the 'negro'."
"... and what if the goat was a victim of rape?"
"Animals cannot say yes or no for intercourse, thus, they cannot be raped."
"No. But they can bite... and sorry, you misunderstood me again. If the wife was really the husband, and the husband the wife, would the husband be executed for cheating on his wife? Or do only wives get executed for being a cheat..."
"...I am sorry, but I refuse to comment anymore on that vile subject. Next subject and next question."
"But it's a simple question. Would a man be executed for cheating on his wife?"
"Yes."
"Thankyou. Moving on, uh, what do you do in your spare time?"
"Well, I usually don't have much free time. But I usually spend it with my wife and son."
"So you don't read, or watch tv?"
"I read alot and watch television. They just aren't my central source of entertainment. My central source of enjoyment is spending time with my family and friends."
"What do you read/watch?"
"I usually read books by William Pierce or the Bible. I also tend to watch CNN--the Confederate News Network--along with movies and the like."
"Ah. CNN. Approximately 10 JRVians tune to that channel per year. Most people complain that its content is biased and simply untrue. What do you say to them?"
"Then I'd say, those 10 people need to be arrested for larceny. Considering decrypting of Confederate satellite channels is illegal and all, I'd suggest JRV arrest them. Next question."
"I see. Pornography and the media. What's your take on attractive young women, such as myself, posing in swimsuits and lingerie?"
"Pornography, I knew this would come up. Pornography is illegal in The Armed Union considering it breaks one of the seven deadly sins: lust."
"So you disagree with Mississippi on this issue?"
"Obviously."
"Obviously. But be honest, Czar. You like seeing women in revealing clothing..."
"My wife."
"Your wife? Where?"
"Did I mention homosexuality is illegal in The Armed Union? I think I did..."
"So people say that you are secretly homosexual..."
"Do you have their names? They must be from JRV."
"Moving on. The beard. What's with the beard?"
"What about it? My father had one like it. As do I. What of it? Any JRV criticism about it, hmm?"
"Well it doesn't seem fashionable. Do you follow fashion? I guess not..."
"And you do? Do you follow whatever MTV and television tells you? Obviously you do..."
"Yes, yes I do." She flicks back her hair.
"Happy for you Mrs. Petrie, but I am not here to watch you try and seduce and poison my camera-man. Please, next question and subject."
"Ok. Next question... you can have either an endless supply of voluptuous young lingerie models to tender your every need, or an RPG launcher and several black men to hunt down. Which do you choose? This is hypothetical, and let's say your wife doesn't exist..."
"Bah... Again with your worthless questions. I'd rather have the RPG launcher with 'negros' hunting me down. I know, for I put my trust in God, that'd I'd win."
"So you choose the men over the women? Czar Charles Hayden, thankyou for your time."
"You are welcome... Even though it was a bit... Unorthodox."
OOC: This was made by FC and JRV.
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Conclusion: The Czar is gay.
OOC: This part of the post was made by JRV...
***