Alexonium Drug Exports Officially Sanctioned
Alexonium
13-02-2005, 06:14
We announced a friendly reminder to everyone that drugs ARE completely legal in our small country, and that if anyone wants some cheap dope, to come on by!
We also don't check drugs on the borders, so if you're here to sell, it's all good.
But if you start anything, :mp5: :gundge: :sniper: we won't hesitate to extradite your butt!
Also, we're looking at legalizing whoring :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D
Siap Cola© of greater Siap wishes to expand its market, by dotting your streets, malls office buildings, etc. with our vending machines. Siap Cola© is especialy drawn to places like your nation. In our new flavor "Spruffy" we carbonate the soda with nitrous oxide and we add LSD for those with a 'sophisticated pallette' and we put a little benzene in it just for kicks. We are prepared to offer your nation a $5 billion contract and a $40,000 annual kickback to your nation's leader.
~Frank De Gause
Siap Cola©
Alexonium
13-02-2005, 07:08
We will accept the contract provided that all manufacturing is done within the country, and that at least 90% of the labor and 87% of all wages from the operation are paid to Alexonium citizens.
Rheinlandistan
13-02-2005, 17:47
Rheinlandistan expresses official protests on Alexonium's practice of dealing drugs and allowing them to be exported abroad, including to other countries where drugs is illegal. Therefore we announce that citizens of Rheinlandistan are hereby forbidden from travelling into Alexonium.
- Jürgen Kaufman,
Foreign Minister, Constitutional Monarchy of Rheinlandistan.
Alexonium
13-02-2005, 20:29
In response to the embargoes, Alexonium will use its fledgling printing industry to make phony Alexonium passports for Rhineland residents, so their government will not be able to tell who is a citizen from where! :p
The Glorious Cardinal Semerkhet of the Church of Ra is going to visit.For some cheap dope.
Rheinlandistan
13-02-2005, 20:51
In response to the embargoes, Alexonium will use its fledgling printing industry to make phony Alexonium passports for Rhineland residents, so their government will not be able to tell who is a citizen from where! :p
Due to Alexonium's announcement KHSA's (Köningliche Sicherheitshauptamt), KGS's (Köningliche Grenzschütz) and police's alert level has been increased. Authorities are on increased lookout for fake passports.
OOC:No offense, but would you try to refrain from the (rather lame) practice of putting smilies on IC posts.
Alexonium
13-02-2005, 21:02
[[Will do]]
Please note that these 'fake' passports are exactly the same as those carried by any citizen of Alexonium travelling abroad. Besides, most of your people qualify for asylum anyways, so once they go, they may not return by choice!
Rheinlandistan
13-02-2005, 21:30
[[Will do]]
Please note that these 'fake' passports are exactly the same as those carried by any citizen of Alexonium travelling abroad. Besides, most of your people qualify for asylum anyways, so once they go, they may not return by choice!
Please note that KGS has a standard procedure of checking every citizen of Rheinlandistan who either travels in or out of the country with fingerprint scan and facial recognition, so if a person is found to be using a fake passport while registered as Rheinlandistani citizen, he/she will be taken into custody and is subject to five years prison sentence for use of fake identity. So, believe me, we do know who is a Rheinlandistani citizen and who's not.
Have a nice day.
General Otto Dietrich.
- Commanding Officer, Royal Border Guards.
The Foreign Ministry of Rheinlandistan announces that Nationalrat has voted 322-78 to initiate a trade embargo against Alexonium, effective immediately. Cessation of all personnel or cargo travel, among other things, is included in the embargo. Adligerrad and the king have also accepted the embargo.
Alexonium
14-02-2005, 00:35
Alexonium, in response to this, announces that anyone from the Rhinelandistand or whatever they call themselves will be allowed unconditional refugee status provided they don't come with firearms.
Oh, and bring money. Pot's cheap, but pot is best in large quantities.
Alexonium
15-02-2005, 07:11
bump
If the nation of Alexonium even considers smuggling intoxicants into Ismira, we will invade your nation with the full force of our military. We will not cease the attack until the government of Alexonium is completley destroyed and replaced with a new, Islamic government. We have now added Alexonium to Ismira's official "Axis of Shaytan" list and we will no longer discuss any matters of trade or diplomacy with your nation unless it is directly related to getting rid of this program. So please, keep your dope out of Ismira.
In the name of Allah,
Abdul Malik Hussein
Foreign Minister of The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Ismira
Alexonium
15-02-2005, 07:57
In response to that, we are offering any citizen from Ismira a complimentary joint if they should come to Alexonium, since it is quite evident that if they allowed such a jackass to rule them, they need to loosen up!
How is our Caliph a "jackass" for believing in something higher than intoxicants? Is he a "jackass" for thinking that the One who created all this that we see around us should be the highest law of the land? Or are you the jackass for worshiping intoxicants? For allowing oppresion to go on all around you becuase you're too doped up on drugs to care? The Caliph is hardly a jackass sir. He simply believes in the divinity of Allah!
In the name of Allah,
Abdul Malik Hussein
Foreign Minister of the Holy Islamic Caliphate of Ismira
Alexonium
15-02-2005, 08:10
Well, here's the main problem:
If Allah did not want us smoking dope to begin with, why did He create cannabis? Or these fine mushrooms here?
And you said you beleived in something higher? Well, beleive in my people, since all of them seem to be higher than you!
The Merchant Guilds
15-02-2005, 10:08
Well, here's the main problem:
If Allah did not want us smoking dope to begin with, why did He create cannabis? Or these fine mushrooms here?
And you said you beleived in something higher? Well, beleive in my people, since all of them seem to be higher than you!
OOC: I assume all thats IC.
IC:
Alexonium is a nation of weak minded drug smoking fools, they believe in the ways of Satan, thus they are dogs to be exterminated by the forces of the Light of which the Guilds is just a part. We will not hesitate to wipe them and their drug problem from the face of Earth.
-Exerpt taken from Arch-Bishop Mutici's 'Best of Mutici's Sermons Collection'
Alexonium
15-02-2005, 10:10
OOC: I assume all thats IC.
IC:
Alexonium is a nation of weak minded drug smoking fools, they believe in the ways of Satan, thus they are dogs to be exterminated by the forces of the Light of which the Guilds is just a part. We will not hesitate to wipe them and their drug problem from the face of Earth.
-Exerpt taken from Arch-Bishop Mutici's 'Best of Mutici's Sermons Collection'
In response to this, we will be sending a complimentary joint to Arch-Bishop Mutici since he seems to really need it.
The Merchant Guilds
15-02-2005, 10:21
That is an insult to the Guilds, we suggust you take back your little 'joint' or will shall have to indeed wipe your drug dealing from the face of the Earth.
We suggust you do this otherwise it might just end up with your population either enslaved to true Catholics/Converting to the light or being impaled from the rectum to the mouth.
-Random Guilder Bureaucrat
Alexonium
15-02-2005, 11:09
It's registered as package no. #9184339, and should be there within the day.
Relax, enjoy it, after all if a creator put such a glorius plant upon the earth, [s]he intended it for it to be used :D
The Romanokovski Family of Siap has an offer you would be wise not to refuse. We can supply you with some military equipment, if you allow us to operate your brothels, cabarets and nightclubs, and immediately cease your annoying diplomatic tendencies. Also, we will make sure your leader is duly compensated for his wise decision.
-Davidov Romanokovski