DGNT presents GHUOAB
Dontgonearthere
13-02-2005, 01:05
Thats the Great Hairy Uncle Of All Bombs.
The GHUOAB is the ultimate bomb, essentialy. Well...not that ultimate...just slightly ultimate.
That is to say, its quite capable of say, wiping out a middling sized planet.
http://members.rogers.com/myrealbox/img00220.jpg
Basicaly its six tons of antimatter
Its perfect for ignoring people.
Now only $1! Get them while they exist!
No...Im not serious. I still think its a good ignore-weapon...and I like the name.
The Macabees
13-02-2005, 01:07
[I'm still laughing over the debacle of mid day today...so I'm going to kill the joke even further and give you a little bump]
IGNORED
Dontgonearthere
13-02-2005, 20:07
Which debacle was that?
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The Macabees
13-02-2005, 20:11
The Kahta debacle
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Dontgonearthere
13-02-2005, 20:13
Ahhh. Very well then.
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You want one?
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The Macabees
13-02-2005, 20:15
1 dollar is sorta expensive..but sure!
The Zoogie People
13-02-2005, 20:16
A nekkid peasant ran by and shouted, 'D00d!!! Aw3s0me!! WAnt One!!!'
Then, several men in business attire approached the helpdesk, and their leader stated, 'I should like to speak with whatever man named this device.'
Dontgonearthere
13-02-2005, 20:20
Tell ya what, well sell it to you for 75 cents, because we like you.
Behold! It has now materialized in whatever location you wanted it!
Cool, huh?
Aside from that, the peasant unfourtuntaly fell into an antimatter containment field and was never seen again.
Perhaps we should put up warning signs and colour the shield.
The man who named the device suffered a similar fate the the peasant...unfourunatly he tripped and caught his lab coat on a crane which lowered him at a rate of one inch per minute into the field.
It is merely a coincidence that his bank accounts, identity papers, birth and death certificates and all that have vanished.