NationStates Jolt Archive


The REAL Axis of Evil List

Roach-Busters
12-02-2005, 04:34
Borman Empire- A repressive, rightist dictatorship whose brutal and authoritarian despot personally executes criminals

Doomingsland- Ruled by a totalitarian, draconian autocrat who routinely slaughters leftists for no particular reason, devises the most hideously gruesome methods for liquidating dissenters and traitors, and takes great pride in being utterly demonic

Generic empire- A genocidal, imperialistic state considered a pariah by the left and a haven by the right; ruthless, bloodthirsty, and cruel toward dissenters

Roach-Busters- Executes prisoners in the most humiliating, degrading, inhumane, barbaric, grisly, and repulsive manner in history

The Parthians- Massacres thousands every week, often for questionable reasons- and that's just for starters!
Ramissle
12-02-2005, 04:37
OOC: I see a new trend coming here. RB, this is like the same as most of the other Axis of Evil lists. To tell you the truth, the only thing different I see is that Guffingford (and AMF) isn't on it. Not to be rude or anything, but it would be nice if this list was different from the others.
Generic empire
12-02-2005, 04:58
I've got an idea. How about instead of numbering people in order of evility (it's a word because I say it is) or excluding any evil nations, why not make a complete database of evil totalitarian states complete with brief descriptions. I like this thread because it includes a summary of why each listed nation is evil. That way the good guys can know not only who to cower from in terror, but also why to do so. Do that and you get originality and an informative nature all in one.
Kahta
12-02-2005, 05:04
OOC: Where's Kahta?
Dontgonearthere
12-02-2005, 08:14
OOC:
*cries and feels left out*
Nobody ever puts me on an axis of evil. I feel so unapreceited.
Maybe I should massacre somebody.
*looks at Kahta*
Hmmm...
Borman Empire
17-03-2005, 20:47
I see you haven't listed my other evil reasons, but oh well I'm still on.

And might i suggest folowign GE's suggestion, it is very good. This could become the good guys evil background search thing a ma bob a ga-*Runs Away*
Kroando
17-03-2005, 21:03
Seems the main reason theyre considered evil is that they torture and kill criminals...
The Merchant Guilds
17-03-2005, 21:31
Well, I don't go in for these lists but I really think thats just a friends list RB, if you REALLY wanted an Axis of 'Evil' list, then perhaps you ought to be wandering in the direction of the following people as well:

Guffingford

AMF

Kahta

Hell, even some of the supposedly good nations are damn evil sometimes.

etc. (any other nation, which is 'Evil' not just for the hell of it like many are, but actually have an IC reason to be like that, commiting a new genocide each week isn't 'evil', it's trying to hard to be 'evil').

Sure, I agree with those nations as the Genocide weekly Evil crowd (Shooban killing indeed)... but perhaps offer a more comprehensive guide to the 'Evil' nations of NS than just your friends.

How about historically 'Evil' nations from years gone by... as well...

Btw, that isn't suppose to attack you in anyway, it's just I am getting tired of these lists, where everyone lists their friends...
Borman Empire
17-03-2005, 21:33
We do that in addition to other things.
Kahta
18-03-2005, 00:17
Well, I don't go in for these lists but I really think thats just a friends list RB, if you REALLY wanted an Axis of 'Evil' list, then perhaps you ought to be wandering in the direction of the following people as well:



Kahta



What have I done that is evil?
Fascist Confederacy
18-03-2005, 00:23
OOC: I figured I would be on here. I am afterall, one of the wildest national shifts in NS history. From Fascist to Communist in a weekend.
The Parthians
18-03-2005, 01:10
The Parthians- Massacres thousands every week, often for questionable reasons- and that's just for starters!

Dont forget I also keep poor people in segregated ghettos, use chemical weapons regularly in wartime, and hunt my slaves.
The Macabees
18-03-2005, 01:44
Good thing I'm not on there..but then again, I don't do much evilness anyways.
Pacitalia
18-03-2005, 02:01
Moderation = good = not on the list ;)
The Merchant Guilds
18-03-2005, 13:07
What have I done that is evil?

Just by being you :P
North Germania
18-03-2005, 14:49
I wonder why I didn't make this list. Maybe because I'm really only active in E2. Whatever.
Syayrien Union
18-03-2005, 15:03
Tag
Der Angst
18-03-2005, 15:41
Axis of Evil?

Personally, I would say it sounds more like the Axis of Pretentiousness... Killing thousands or millions of NPC's for the hell of it doesn't make you evil... It makes you laughable.
Guffingford
18-03-2005, 15:43
Axis of Evil?

Personally, I would say it sounds more like the Axis of Pretentiousness... Killing thousands or millions of NPC's for the hell of it doesn't make you evil... It makes you laughable.Thou hast spoken truth about this thread.
Dail Baeg
18-03-2005, 15:50
I demand to be added to this list.
My Dominion constantly reduces religious freedoms, and opresses those who engage in acts of stupidity.
Momanguise
18-03-2005, 15:53
Does slaughtering thousands of your own people make you evil?

Nope.

Sorry to break it to you guys, but that's easy. It proves nothing. Those who deserve to be on an axis of evil list are those that other players fear, and quite frankly, none of the nations on that list make me tremble in my little cotton socks.
Guffingford
18-03-2005, 15:55
Momanguise you're a great example why the sig function is annoying.
Wisjersey
18-03-2005, 15:56
You should also add Malgeria into the list, i'd say.
Momanguise
18-03-2005, 15:58
PFFFFT! You sir, you sir are a prime example of why the human race is annoying! HUMPH!


Disclaimer: All above comments are made in jest and cannot be taken to represent the true opinions of the player of Momanguise.

I'll turn it off than ya whimp.

Disclaimer: All above comments are made in jest and cannot be taken to represent the true opinions of the player of Momanguise.

EDIT: Right, I've changed it. Now are you happy that you've ruined my life?
Kriegorgrad
18-03-2005, 16:03
OoC: I am forced to agree with Momanguise. Kriegorgrad, a 1984 state is more evil than all this lot. And I don't even try to be evil, I just try to be a totalitarian (okay, with a little evil flavour added) collective oligarchy*.

*read: communism gone bad
The Island of Rose
18-03-2005, 17:29
Why aren't I there? Don't you know I'm a sleeping beast ready to destroy the world? :x
Muktar
18-03-2005, 17:44
...We eat people who are already dead. Much tastier and healthier than caribuo jerky. Need to put it by our equivolent of the NFDA, though.