NationStates Jolt Archive

I wonder... is there a nation out there who wants to invade me and rape my houses?

There has to be! So there is a poll I want you to answer, and some questions:

Do you want to invade me?
If so, why?
And why haven't you invaded me yet?

Go!

Depends... do you have a being called Steven Segal in your army?

Depends... do you have a being called Steven Segal in your army?

Nope.

I'll Invade you if you want to play a wargame.

ooc my main nation would like an all tech war with you but our shipyards are busy.

ooc plus i hate commies.

Neo Seph: I'm an Imperialist now though. Got to keep up to date.

Roman Republic: Maybe....

Meh, I think you're A OK..I really have no wishes to invade you... but uh, I have a tendency to be fickel..dun dun dun :sniper:

ah i beein busy

i would, but i have too many evil schemes right now

Meh, I think you're A OK..I really have no wishes to invade you... but uh, I have a tendency to be fickel..dun dun dun :sniper:

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i would, but i have too many evil schemes right now

Ah, but why do you want to invade me?

OOC: I would like to Invade you.
Why?: I have never fought a war on this site and i am new to it so i would like to try it out. And Neo Zeta needs to show what its got.

I would like to Invade you.
Why?: I have never fought a war on this site and i am new to it so i would like to try it out. And Neo Zeta needs to show what its got.

That's not how I got well known. You shouldn't invade anybody, especially since you're young. Just keep posting and posting and posting, and you'll get known... eventually. Trust me, I've never been in a major war :P

Am I allied with you?

Am I allied with you?

Nope.

Why yes, I'd love to invade you and rape your houses.

The reason you ask?

Well, there isn't one, I just like the idea of raping houses....

Why I haven't yet?

I'm your ally silly! At least thats what I'm formally known as..... :D

Why yes, I'd love to invade you and rape your houses.

The reason you ask?

Well, there isn't one, I just like the idea of raping houses....

Why I haven't yet?

I'm your ally silly! At least thats what I'm formally known as..... :D

Kinky :P

Nope.
In that case, do you have a socialist government?

I'd invade you if you were future tech and you had a non human population. As it stands, Meh

In that case, do you have a socialist government?

Used to, now we have a Liberal Imperialist Government.

Imperialist eh? Hmmm. Have you invaded anyone lately?

Imperialist eh? Hmmm. Have you invaded anyone lately?

Earth II Algeria, on the basis that Algeria's dictatorship must fall. And Earth II Laos/Cambodia/Thailand, on the basis that their dictatorships must fall.

And I bought Sardinia. Earth II of course.

As long as you don't try to invade me, I won't invade you. Besides, we're allies, right? :confused:

As long as you don't try to invade me, I won't invade you. Besides, we're allies, right? :confused:
That's what TioR wants you to be believe.

Earth II Algeria, on the basis that Algeria's dictatorship must fall. And Earth II Laos/Cambodia/Thailand, on the basis that their dictatorships must fall.

And I bought Sardinia. Earth II of course.
Em. Don't count. I don't have a presence on Earth II.

Em. Don't count. I don't have a presence on Earth II.

Then there ya go.

That's what TioR wants you to be believe.

Right... *upgrades military presense and defences in Sicily, Sinai, Pacific, Russia and San Marino*

why well ...... house raping it sounds kinky :) :mp5:

Well actually not invading now, :sniper: :mp5: But have placed my country http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=new_north_brisbane on hightened milatary alert in preparation for invasion. :mp5:

Hamptonshire wants to invade me for a reason... hm...

Do you want to invade me?

Yes


If so, why?

Money. I can sell arms, use them to conquer you, then doll our lucrative rebuilding contracts. There is also the temptation of a captive audience (the entire population of TIOR) just "waiting" to buy Hamptonian goods.


And why haven't you invaded me yet?

You've been buying things from me. Once you stop being profitable I may consider invasion. Besides, imagine the RP possibilities of a Hamptonian Occupational Government and its interactions with Rosians. It's the Odd Couple on the world scale.

Bah, Hamptonshire so shallow!

But remember, we're allied. So it will never ever ever ever ever ever... ever happen. Plus I bet I can defend myself against you >_> <_<

Besides, a Hamptonian Government wouldn't last in TIoR :P

So dream on. Besides, isn't HDC a none state owned company?

As you have said, when it comes down to it I'm just this side of a Crack Dealer.

I don't know if you could defend yourself against me if we went one on one. I'd pull out all the stops...there is also that little fact that most of your military is supplied with Hamptonian made or designed weaponry.

A Hamptonian Government taking the prudeness of the Easton Family, the conservativism of the Nationalist Union, and the down right semi-sadistic nature of Senator Ziller and other "whacky" uber-military types might just stand a chance when in TIOR.

The HDC is owned by WorldTech Industries (60%). The Grand Duke himself owns 52% of WorldTech Industries with the Government of Hamptonshire also owning 12.5%. So it is an independent company with two large shareholders. Of course, the government does not interfere with or regulate business. The market drives everything. With that said, since so many powerful people have large stakes in the HDC and WTI, there will of course be some favorable actions undertaken on their behalf.

Hey, it's just the Navy... and expect another purchase.

Also, damn you!

And on that third point... double damn you!

You international crack dealer!