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To all nations who have a conscience,

I wish to request support in a war against the region of CrackCrania, due to the fact that they are planning to overthrow me and my country by hacking my password. I discovered this just this morning whilst examining their Civil Headquarters conversation:

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3 days ago The Oppressed Peoples of Nog Yggstik the Yggs We should create a region, trap him in it and secure him to the ground. When we need to we can harvest the mushrooms and his gases to use as weapons and items to trade. Plus we can send out holiday brochures to poor stupid nice democratic countries and invite them there, where they will fall before they realise what's happening. And we harvest their leftovers.
2 days ago The Disputed Territories of Gnogia That still leaves us with the problem of having anything to do with his B*st*rdisation of a nation, though. Any ideas, crackcrania?
2 days ago The Dominion of Malech how about somebody tries to spy on him when he's putting his password in. then, they can go in and change the password, so he cant go on his nation and it gets deleted after a week
1 day ago The Dominion of Malech unless wamper/three legs can hack into here like he did with that website
1 day ago The Disputed Territories of Gnogia Dominion of Malech,
An excellent idea to get his nation deleted by changing the password. However, that leaves us with having to find someone foolish enough to stand behind him, in the firing line of his *rse while they get his password. Also, passwords are hard to understand, but you can bet it will involve Phoenixes or Britain or Concorde.
1 day ago The Sultanate of Alan Wamper At last, I win something! The coveted title of most corrupt government, something worth winning! Now, to round up all the traitorous citizens that have been telling the UN of the goings on in Wamper...
1 day ago The Oppressed Peoples of Nog Yggstik the Yggs Looks like either Malech has been selling us out (unlikely), or that bastard Humpreys of his Britannic colonies has been whinging to his patriotic chums about us. It makes me sick. The sheer willingness to live in petty democratic, compassionate societies....allowing such a tastless, illogical outlook to govern the methods of control. Pfft, control! That word is insulted by their policies. They are a disease. Their peaceful stench drifts through the air, and it insults Nog Yggstik the Yggs. It pollutes my atmosphere. It disinfects my people of ignorance. I will not stand for such a blissful ignorance. It is disgusting. Were I religious, a plague on all Britannic Colonies's people I would pray! However, since I am not religious...I will sit and whinge like a twelve year old school girl who has not the money to buy condoms to use with her seventeen year old boyfriend who himself is too busy smoking weed and having sex with other twelve year old school girls. She cannot borrow money because her dad is out of the house, probably with the secretary in his office, and her mother is busy giving birth to the tenth family member (this year). It is in my interests that all such people are killed, their bodies filtered with more diseases and then launched into the Britannic Colonies. I can see them crying as their flags burn now....
1 day ago The Oppressed Peoples of Nog Yggstik the Yggs It disinfects my people of ignorance. I will not stand for such a blissful ignorance.

- That makes no sense whatsoever. Allow me to re-phrase:

It disinfects my people of the ignorance that allows me such tight and economically-powerful control. I will not stand for such bastardisation.
1 day ago The Oppressed Peoples of Nog Yggstik the Yggs Civil rights - Very good? VERY GOOD?!

We'll just see about this little anomaly.... soon the civil rights people won't know what hit them...
14 hours ago The Protectorate of Malech Minor behold the power of malech minor, protectorate of the great malech!


As such actions that they are planning are a) plainly against the rules and b) extremely unfair, i request assistance in a full-scale invasion of the region, to eliminate these cheaters and scumbags once and for all!

...and before you ask if i'm sure, look at the motto for the Disputed Territories of Gnogia - "Any dead James Humphreys is a Good James Humphreys". In case you hadn't guessed, I am James. To arms, my brothers, to arms!

OCC: Thats not really in IC is it now.. but anyway, no matter.I think it would be wise to have an IC reason for invading them also.

IC: "The Behemoth Cities Of Pallawish is willing to lend troops to you for this war. How many troops will you be needing? Below is the link to show how much military The Pallawish nation has to offer.. I think it is one million but of course, that is our ENTIRE defense force (including technicians, part time soldiers, engineers etc..) and we are not willing to send all of them in for obvious reasons.

OOC: Are these nations FT? If so then I think I could assist somewhat, since its a real bastard to get yourself hacked. You have to be careful about that; and I'm surprise that no admins have said something on the subject at hand. I will await their take on it before I act or decide.

OOC: Report them to the mods. that conversation is real, i just went and checked it, and talking that way about someone, or even just talking about hacking your nation, should get them warned, if not deleted. Oh, and if you need help still after monday week, then i'll put troops in. Oh, and i dont think they'll be good RPers.

OOC: Change your password when you think you have been watched :)

The 'Red Empire' reigon shall give you its full support!
We will conduct Tac-Nuc Omega Bomber raiders on your command.

Can also supply KGB agents and Spetznez Special Forces to inflitrate and destroy them.

Hail the Red Empire!

Czar Alexi III

OCC: I agree, they will probably just act like Egypt did, put a passord on their reigon, steal yours then dance around feeling big. Ahh well, my soldiers want to invade something :confused:

Thank you for your offers of assistance. I have reported the matter to the moderators, and i'll keep you all updated. As for those of you who want to got to war now and are awaiting my command, go ahead! Attack at will (And that offer for KGB spies is much appreciated, by the way)!

The Rogue Alliance shall offer it's full support in the invasion of this region. We hate nations that take advantage of new countries. I will be sending in troops on your orders. Just tell me where you want them.

We have sent our intelligence cells into the region in question, and discovered only that they pose no large threat to the Rogue Alliance. However, we will still send troops to aid you. Also, would you like to join our region? Just telegram me!

if they are FT i will help

if they are FT i will help

FT?

Anyway, all those who want to invade, you don't need to wait for my command: attack at will!

Fututre tech or modern

I am part of Rogue Alliance, so we can dispense with formalities. I have troops waiting, just tell me where you want me to put them.

I am willing to conscript my entire nation as a mercenary army, normally I would charge 80 billion salted peanuts, but as you appear to be a fellow british patriot I will offer it for free on this occassion. Soon you will posess the military security that only 115 million elite, armed fighting penguins has to offer! Simply tell me when and where and I will begin deployment. (PS you appear to have become the overall general, I advise that you start to make some decisions concerning this invasion)

hoi

a force of 400,000 men in 80 divisions will be made available to aid you. This includes the Armored Janissary Corps of 60,000 elite troops. please telegram us to request our help.

If they're FT (future tech) my Blood Angels will own them. If they're MT (modern tech) my elite soldiers will own them. If they are anything older I will set fire to them with long burny sticks. Either way, get the mods to eat them.

I'm relativly new, but I'll help anyway I can.

IC: OK, all forces invade today at 6:00pm. What shall i put in the declaration of war telegrams? With all our military might, we will soon have this region on its knees! Split your forces evenly into each country, people - and good luck!

:sniper: :mp5:

OOC: But we may have trouble with this war; i happen to know that the people in that region don't think it affects them and will be unwilling to take part.

Oh, and i dont think they'll be good RPers.
Very, very true.

but as you appear to be a fellow british patriot I will offer it for free on this occassion
Indeed i am, sir! Rule Britannia!

Are you going to make the thread?
Im waiting..
You dont seem very.. oh nevermind.
So make the thread!!

Are you going to make the thread?
Im waiting..
You dont seem very.. oh nevermind.
So make the thread!!
At 6:00! That's the general idea! By the way, they've had a warning from the moderators. Does anyone wish to cancel the war because of this?

Ok do i get this right
Britannic Colonies wants to invade a region while others want to RP a war?

Suggestion: cancel the war

I thought an invasion IS a war...

The forum NS and the NS NS are different things. What affects a nation in forum RP doesn't necessarily affect what happens in NS. If you want to get these dickwads for something they did on NS, then try declaring war on them, but it may be easier to get a mod on their case.

The forum NS and the NS NS are different things. What affects a nation in forum RP doesn't necessarily affect what happens in NS. If you want to get these dickwads for something they did on NS, then try declaring war on them, but it may be easier to get a mod on their case.

OOC: The moderators have had a word with the region, and they have 'promides' not to do such abusive stuff again. However, if it doews occur again, this war/invasion/whatever WILL take place. Thank you for all your offers of support, and if you feel like sending the region's member states "snotograms" please feel free to do so.

The war is hereby cancelled.

you sad, sad people. especially you humphreys (aka 'britannic colonies')

and anyway, how exactly do you intend to 'invade'? we at crackcrania dont bother coming on the forums, unless we hear about some stupidity like this, and we're hardly going to respond to your 'role playing.' go bother somebody who's actually going to listen to your crap.

Britannic Colonies, you know us personally. You should know that we had no intention of hacking you. Yes, we are in the wrong for some of our nations making this joke which you seemed to take seriously, understandably enough I will admit.

As long as your nation stays out of my region - which is also your intention, so we're fine - I don't care about your nation or its pro-Britannic policies.

"Oh, and i dont think they'll be good RPers."

You'll never know, because I never will be an RPer here; I'm quite happy with controlling my nation in the corrupt way I always intended it to be, (to me that is what I enjoy about this game, the freedom to control your own nation, not playing "bang bang, boom boom; lie down, you're dead!" with other people. That is not to say I think people who do enjoy it are in anyway sad; I just don't share their interests) with no ficticious interference from anybody else. Isolationism, self-interest, a little like the USA in the early 20th Century, only with worse policies, it would seem. I'm so sorry if anyone wants a war with us - you'll be sitting here playing by yourself I'm afraid. I am not interested, and I'm sure I speak for most of my region when I say that.

Regards.

Also, you can get as many mods as you want on Crackcrania's case, I am not bothered whatsoever. Do it and prove us wrong, prove that we're going to hack him. We are harmless, would you believe...

I am not interested, and I'm sure I speak for most of my region when I say that.


Yes, you do. NS is just a game, and, as stated 'allows you to create a nation and run it according to your own warped political ideas'
Therefore, I believe that we, having not actually taken part, or even seriosuly intended to take part in anysuch act against the given rules of the game, are simply following the ideals behind NS. I also therefore believe that the threatening and insulting behaviour and comments of some of the members of this forum is uncalled for. I for one, will be leaving you to take part in your war, you will be playing on your own as far as I'm concerned.

I thought an invasion IS a war...

As you can see quite clearly anyhow, he over-reacted somewhat to this. He tried to administer something he didn't even fully understand..

OOC: The moderators have had a word with the region, and they have 'promides' not to do such abusive stuff again. However, if it doews occur again, this war/invasion/whatever WILL take place. Thank you for all your offers of support, and if you feel like sending the region's member states "snotograms" please feel free to do so.

The war is hereby cancelled.

Humphreys Humphreys Humphreys. Firstly, learn to spell. The moderators 'word' with the region, as you put it, consisted of, 'hacking is against the rules of NS'. And we made no such promise, we simply stated our true intentions. What precisely are you referring to, that if it occurs again, you will 'go to war' again? A perhaps, idle threat that is too, as your 'wars' mean nothing to us. They do not affect us or the gameplay in any way. Also, you complain about the way your nation is discussed in our forums, which we have a perfect right to do so, but now go on to condone and encourage other nations to send us 'snotograms', which, I am assuming as I do not fully understand your very immature use of language, are threatening or insulting telegrams to our nations. How hypocritical are you?

dont worry, my 3 legged ally

i have already reported him to the moderators, and i hope they take this situation seriously. we could be inundated with hate mail, just because some silly prat (and dont say im posting inflammatory comments, because i know him personally and can testify that he most definitely is) decides that he doesnt like a joke at his expense

Gah, this whole thing is wicked immature...from "Humphreys" and his "snotograms" to the whole bloody Crackcrania regional board...

Humphreys Humphreys Humphreys. Firstly, learn to spell. The moderators 'word' with the region, as you put it, consisted of, 'hacking is against the rules of NS'. And we made no such promise, we simply stated our true intentions. What precisely are you referring to, that if it occurs again, you will 'go to war' again? A perhaps, idle threat that is too, as your 'wars' mean nothing to us. They do not affect us or the gameplay in any way. Also, you complain about the way your nation is discussed in our forums, which we have a perfect right to do so, but now go on to condone and encourage other nations to send us 'snotograms', which, I am assuming as I do not fully understand your very immature use of language, are threatening or insulting telegrams to our nations. How hypocritical are you?

Those were not true intentions you know...

hey, its OUR regional board

if we want to be immature, we will be -- that's our business, and if you dont like it just ignore it, ok?

some silly prat (and dont say im posting inflammatory comments, because i know him personally and can testify that he most definitely is)


The truth indeed. I know him as well, and I too will testify to that. So, to all here that condemned our entire region based on the comments of onesuch person, at least give us this chance to defend ourselves. I think you'd all find much worse on other forum boards, it is just that because he, as my ally described before, cannot take a joke at his expense, that we have ended up in this situation. He is destroying the light-hearted, fun game that NS is built upon.

Agreed. Don't bother with us if we're not to your liking. We're not trying to cause problems for you.

Those were not true intentions you know...
I meant our true intentions, that we wouldn't carry out those threats, as they were not in fact threats, just jokes. Unfortunately, humphreys over-reacted. Again.

I meant our true intentions, that we wouldn't carry out those threats, as they were not in fact threats, just jokes. Unfortunately, humphreys over-reacted. Again.

Ah right, well you're correct then.

hey, its OUR regional board

if we want to be immature, we will be -- that's our business, and if you dont like it just ignore it, ok?

Absolutely. If he wasnt poking around our regional board anyway, he wouldnt know. We never directly sent telegrams of any sort to him. Ignorance is bliss, humphreys, if you dont want to see what, if anything, we're writing, dont come nosing around our regionboard.

i was referring to bergist's comment, but it works just as well for humphreys

oh.. cummon just be quiet already. We got the point. You can go back to your stupid offensive regional board and be quiet.