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Statement of the Democratic Republic of Kimjongilia

Kimjongilia
10-02-2005, 08:37
A Statement of the Democratic Republic of Kimjongilia
In response to the former "President" Andreyev,
The Democratic Republic of Zhuche is and always has been a territory of the Democratic Republic of Kimjongilia and it's capitalist overlords deserve the punishment and retribution of the people of Kimjongilia! We have moved 8 Infantry Divisions, 10 Mechanised Divisions and 9 Parachute Infantry Brigades in to the Zhuche province of Kimjongilia. The 'women' of Zhuche have no morals and are being treated like the scandalous dog meat they are! We have replaced the illegal bourgeois "democratic" government with a Junta of Military governors which will administer the province of Zhuche as they see fit. Our Armed Forces are invincible and will easily crush any imperialist who attempt to steal again our province of Zhuche.
Col. Zeng Xiang Pho
Provincial Governor of Zhuche
People's Army of the Democratic Republic of Kimjongilia
Evil Woody Thoughts
10-02-2005, 09:13
"Do not make us test your claims of invincibility. Our foreign policy is based upon annexing overly pompous nations that do not know their place, such as yours."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Official Statement
The Evil Empire of Evil Woody Thoughts
The Merchant Guilds
10-02-2005, 09:59
To squash you or not to squash you that is the question.

-Comments made by a Guild Embassy Official after the laughter had stopped