NationStates Jolt Archive

[opening scene.]

A large creature, that looks like a mixture of a Gator and Human steps out, standing at a sturdy 6'2'''.

Muscular strength very obvious. He ahemed lightly and tapped at the microphone.

"Members of the Press, I welcome you to usher in a new political term. Krik Guztik has recommended me to fulfill the postion of president. I have taken it gleefully and added a few laws to instantly suceed to rise the public's knowledge."

[taps a button, showing a few laws that are new. Just headlines.]


Headline 1: All homeless or those that have been laid-off, shall be sacarficed to the one who bears a resemblence of a Gator.
Headline 2: All previous political parties facing retirement or impeachment, shall be sacraficed to the one who bears a resemblence of a Gator.
Headline 3: All public buildings, shall allow in all members of all species.
Headline 4: Cannablism shall be made a public-right within religious and tradiational rights, as all parties are either convicts or donating body to scientific purposes. Beggars and those without employement shall also be included.

[New President speaks again]

"You may call me Segar Gator, as most would. These new laws were instantly put into effect to help our populace and already, they are being enforced. Those without jobs for longer times of 2 days, shall be facing the laws and Royal Courts."

[Ahems lightly.]

"All members of any species shall be treated, and Gator breeding will remain un-controlled as previously done...."

"That's the end of my current speech. If any members of the press have any questions, please speak up now."

[Ahems lightly and rubs his clawed paw over his extended stomach, holding the former President. Yummy, though it was most likely hidden by the podium.

A young man, bright orange hair and ill fitting suit, stands up with a microphone and raises his hand. On being addressed, he spoke, 'Erm, are you not concerned that by eating your unemployed, you leaving yourself at the risk of economic decline because of a lack of workforce for new industries?"

A young man, bright orange hair and ill fitting suit, stands up with a microphone and raises his hand. On being addressed, he spoke, 'Erm, are you not concerned that by eating your unemployed, you leaving yourself at the risk of economic decline because of a lack of workforce for new industries?"


[chuckles lightly, adjusting his posture, he looked at the young man.]

"I'm not afraid of that. Our crops are in a new low. When we attempted to assign jobs, they failed miserably.

Hence, we've taken up slave labor from other countries. Buying those who obey diffrent governments. They are chained to do work that no one wants to do. Our workforce is efficent enough. So efficent, that employers have the options to look more carefully. If they don't like it, they reject the employee, and the employee is promptly taken to a feeding station."

The reporter nodded. "Of course, the employment of slave labour could be counter-productive in terms of international relations? I mean, many powers appose slavery in very strict terms, are you not worried by it?"

The reporter nodded. "Of course, the employment of slave labour could be counter-productive in terms of international relations? I mean, many powers appose slavery in very strict terms, are you not worried by it?"


[smiles somewhat.]

"Our defintion of slavery is diffrent from yours. The Nation of Jurrik's terminology of Slavery, is that at all times, a 'slave' must be paying off a loan issued to him slash her from the Nation of Jurrik to pay processing fees to join as a Citizen for testing and slash or transportation to and from jobsites to attempt to pay the loan."

He then nodded somehwhat.

"We've explained this to all of our major traders and the majority of them understand perfectly. Including your fellow members of the press."