Bureaucracia
09-02-2005, 01:03
As part of Chuck E. Dwight's third and final re-election term as President *wink* of Bureaucracia, he has started the "Heh, We're Really Evil Public Execution Tour". He's been doing executions at sporting stadiums all across Bureaucracia, and there are rumors abound that he may carry his antics into stadiums in The Rejected Realms, as well.
His first executee was Bureaucracian sports star Percy Steele. Chuck, who did the executions himself, turned to Percy. There were well over 85,000 people in the crowd of Gillon Plaza Stadium, which had just been rebuilt following a devestating 8.6 earthquake and tsunami out of the neighboring lake, Lake Sheridan, which had killed reportedly over 1,500 people as of today's death count.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have two-time MVP Percy Steele here with me. Percy is the most popular, most famous and richest and highest paid player on our second-place baseball team, the Gillon Dynamos. Percy, face the camera."
"Why?"
"FACE THE CAMERA NOW!" Percy jumped, and faced the camera.
"Percy, you're not having a good year this year, are you?"
"Well, I actually have to agree there." Percy was sucking up, mainly because he knew all well that his life was on the line here. Sometimes Chuck's crazy mind let people go. But such a miracle would not happen to our fellow Percy.
"We've played 88 games, which is actually half of our 176 game schedule. And you've hit .268, with 16 home runs, with 42 RBIs. Not very good?"
"No, I guess not."
"Well, I guess you're getting an all-expenses paid trip to a place you'll never forget, and a place you'll never talk about." Chuck clicked a button. A trap door opened up on the Noobitopia® L33Tturf-covered field of the stadium. Percy fell 68 feet to his ghastly demise, landing in a pool. He survived the drop, but he was literally swimming with the fishes after that. Pirahnas, in fact.
Chuck then called in prime-time Bureaucracian actor John Laverne. Laverne was having a very bad year this year, his best movie making only $26,058,901...
TO BE CONTINUED
OOC: OOCing and in-charactering to this post are wanted and welcome, although I prefer in-character over OOC. If you're going to OOC, you'll probably want to put it at the bottom of an in-character post, line or blurb.
His first executee was Bureaucracian sports star Percy Steele. Chuck, who did the executions himself, turned to Percy. There were well over 85,000 people in the crowd of Gillon Plaza Stadium, which had just been rebuilt following a devestating 8.6 earthquake and tsunami out of the neighboring lake, Lake Sheridan, which had killed reportedly over 1,500 people as of today's death count.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have two-time MVP Percy Steele here with me. Percy is the most popular, most famous and richest and highest paid player on our second-place baseball team, the Gillon Dynamos. Percy, face the camera."
"Why?"
"FACE THE CAMERA NOW!" Percy jumped, and faced the camera.
"Percy, you're not having a good year this year, are you?"
"Well, I actually have to agree there." Percy was sucking up, mainly because he knew all well that his life was on the line here. Sometimes Chuck's crazy mind let people go. But such a miracle would not happen to our fellow Percy.
"We've played 88 games, which is actually half of our 176 game schedule. And you've hit .268, with 16 home runs, with 42 RBIs. Not very good?"
"No, I guess not."
"Well, I guess you're getting an all-expenses paid trip to a place you'll never forget, and a place you'll never talk about." Chuck clicked a button. A trap door opened up on the Noobitopia® L33Tturf-covered field of the stadium. Percy fell 68 feet to his ghastly demise, landing in a pool. He survived the drop, but he was literally swimming with the fishes after that. Pirahnas, in fact.
Chuck then called in prime-time Bureaucracian actor John Laverne. Laverne was having a very bad year this year, his best movie making only $26,058,901...
TO BE CONTINUED
OOC: OOCing and in-charactering to this post are wanted and welcome, although I prefer in-character over OOC. If you're going to OOC, you'll probably want to put it at the bottom of an in-character post, line or blurb.