Rouge State Declares War On UN!
Rouge State
08-02-2005, 15:37
Rouge Daily Reporter
Special Report
Rouge City, Rouge State
Article By: Masque Ara
Today our great nation has issued a declaration of war to the UN. Pundits speculate that our great benevolent leader has been biding his time, waiting for the right moment to strike. All of the fine, loyal citizens of our nation have been waiting for this moment. We bred like mad to increase our numbers, and strengthened our economy to pay for a great war. And now, we have declared our noble intentions to free the world from this collective scourge! Fellow citizens, our day is close at hand.
New Endenia
08-02-2005, 15:59
OOC: *stunned silence*
OOC: Waits for someone to tell him how stupid he's being.
Greater Wallachia
08-02-2005, 16:11
Really, he should be 'rouge' in the face for acting so silly.
Sigma Octavus
08-02-2005, 16:31
Many have tried. None have succeeded.
(Rouge is red. You meant rogue most likely.)
Dumpsterdam
08-02-2005, 16:41
The words oh my god and not again come to mind everytime I see a thread like this...
The Imperial Navy
08-02-2005, 16:43
Wow this is soooooooooooo orginal!
Ok I guess I shall mention it to him.
Not only is the UN an ORGANISATION, it consists of about 70,000 member nations that could probably leave you as nothing as a smear on the ground. PLEASE for the love of all READ the information in the stickies on the top of the forum.
Thank you.
-The TIN man, keeping the insane sane since 2 minutes ago.
Taerkasten
08-02-2005, 16:59
Taerkasten will aid you in your lofty endeavour. The United Nations is the scourge of this planet, defying the wishes of the energies of the Earth and spitting upon all morals that we hold dear. Their eradication will be of benefit to every one of us.
Let it be known that of this moment, the Druids of Taerkasten have declared a state of war with the entire United Nations.
We shall commit 500,000 guinea pig infantry, all armed with carrots; 10,000 armoured turtle divisions with the Leonid-class Rambock Rail miniature shell cannon and type 'R' shell armour; a full division of budgie air superiority peckers (capable of para-guinea deployment), as well as a full compliment of psychiatrists and counsellors.
The Imperial Navy
08-02-2005, 17:04
LOL very amusing... but don't redicule the new player-we don't want to scare our newbies away when we can turn them into hardcore players...
Taerkasten
08-02-2005, 17:11
OOC: I'm working under the assumption that he's trying to be ridiculed, or at least bombed for fun. He didn't include any numbers in the middle of his words, so I'm guessing he's smart enough to know when he's facing impossible odds. My guinea pigs will go on, undeterred, dammit!
Ignore cannons are working at maximum efficiency right here :D
Rouge State
08-02-2005, 22:04
Ignore cannons are working at maximum efficiency right here :D
OOC: We are ignoring your ignore cannons.
IC:
Rouge Daily Reporter
Special Report
Rouge City, Rouge State
Article By: Masque Ara
Our benevolent leader has expressed his gratitude to the esteemed druids of Taerkasten, who have expressed their fervent support of the cause of Rouge State and its loyal citizens. Our gracious General M.T. Cranium has assured the druids that their forces will be adequately supplied. It has been reported that a full complement of classic velour couches has already been assigned to the psychiatrists. General Cranium was heard to comment that, "Those druids are swell."
Dumpsterdam
08-02-2005, 22:07
OOC: We are ignoring your ignore cannons.
OoC: O_O Egh...duh, ble, no, theg, NO!
Wise cracks newbie's these days...
Roman Republic
08-02-2005, 22:12
Let me see. I will destroy you with my Roman elite. It is impossible to ignore people's ignore signs. Your nation is going to be mine.
The Island of Rose
08-02-2005, 22:13
Official Reply:
Oh come on, we have a satellite that can launch laser beams at you. Don't make us use it.
Department of Defense
((OOC: I'm not even on the UN =/ ))
Praetonia
08-02-2005, 22:19
OOC: *takes a snapshot of the latest "kill the UN" n00b*
I haven't seen one of these threads for a while actually, which is a change. Still, he seems to kbe able to write fairly well. Perhaps we should help him RP instead of mocking him.
OOC: We are ignoring your ignore cannons.
And WE are IGNORING your ignore! HA! Beat THAT! Threads like these make me laugh. I do hope that this is all just some plan of his, and he's not actually being serious...)
New Endenia
09-02-2005, 02:08
OOC: *takes a snapshot of the latest "kill the UN" n00b*
I haven't seen one of these threads for a while actually, which is a change. Still, he seems to kbe able to write fairly well. Perhaps we should help him RP instead of mocking him.
Praetonia makes a valid point, his spelling and writing is decent compared to others that we know. Indeed perhapes there is some potential RP here....hmmmm
*Turns off IGNORE cannon*
Dyelli Beybi
09-02-2005, 02:16
An extract from a speech by the Minister of Defence
Dyelli Beybi wishes to express it's full support to destroy the evil left wing UN cowards..... we're in the UN? We're so left wing we put Stalin to shame? We're regarded as so lily livered, we couldn't defend an orchard from a small band of malnourished orphans? ... Hahaha, so how about the weather?
Chellis declares war on Rouge state, and is sending a carrier fleet and 60,000 troops to invade.
OOC: The quickest way to end these things, and the funnest.
The Vorta Hadar
09-02-2005, 02:36
*starts cracking up at idea, then starts laughing ass off*
btw, that wasn't aimed at u chellis :)
Dontgonearthere
09-02-2005, 02:58
Yeah...well...
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East Lithuania
09-02-2005, 03:19
OOC: This would be a kool RP though... maybe we should start Rping with him
Rouge State
11-02-2005, 02:48
Rouge Daily Reporter
Special Report
Rouge City, Rouge State
Article By: Masque Ara
Our allies grow in number, fellow citizens! The wonderful nation of Dyelli Beybi has expressed full support for our noble cause. This nation is a great ally, because it has the power to shame the evil monster Stalin with their powerful left wing. One can only imagine at the power of this nation when it uses both wings. Truly, Dyelli Beybi is a force to be reckoned with, and it is one our side. We shall triumph, loyal citizens!
OOC: All the ignoring, and the sloppy attempts at RP responses from Chellis and Roman Republic will be henceforth ignored. If you don't want to play along with the RP, then simply don't do so. It's unnecessary to waste your time and mine with such things. For those of you who haven't grasped it yet, this is a satire of a certain type of thread that pops up regularly.