NationStates Jolt Archive


Cult Leader named Pope (Earth DA)

Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 13:53
"Welcome to the Ankhmeti Resistance Network. Today, in a startling move, the Cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church named Ankhmeti Emperor and leader of Ankhmet's primary religion (The Ra Cult) the new Pope. Dr. Shepmet Ra, (now Pope Eversor the first) has been drafting a series of Papal edicts. Amongst them is a proposal to begin an Inquisition that acts like a modern intelligence agency, comparable to MI6. We urge the people not to allow his tyranny to continue forever. Free the Vatican, free the church. Do not allow the church to burn in hell for his sins!"
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 14:30
"Good thing we here in Mississippi have rejected papism and thrown off the chains of popery... Both the Czar and I are Calvinists."

Czarina Alice Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 15:46
'The first act of the new Pope is to excommunicate any citizens of MS who are in the Catholic Church, and to declare you all Heretics for your crime of Protestantism.'
Cardinal Semerkhet
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 15:50
'The first act of the new Pope is to excommunicate any citizens of MS who are in the Catholic Church, and to declare you all Heretics for your crime of Protestantism.'
Cardinal Semerkhet



"We already banned that false religion of Roman Catholicism, also known as popery, papism, or faggism, we won't stand for such a religion in our nation. Indeed anybody caught holding a catholic mass in Mississippi will be at the least imprisoned, at the most, shot... As for outside of Mississippi but in the Commonwealth, we will allow Catholic masses to be held with permits only though. Really, we don't care what some demon pope thinks of us... Popes just get rich off kick-backs and then spend their time defiling young virgins and seducing nuns. Anyway, it really is a false religion, it totally flies in the face of the five points."

Czarina Alice Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 15:52
"These 'Five Points' are the work of Satan!You damn yourselves by allying yourself with the forces of hate, death and satan. Follow the true Church!The first Christian Church!"
Cardinal Semerkhet
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 15:54
"These 'Five Points' are the work of Satan!You damn yourselves by allying yourself with the forces of hate, death and satan. Follow the true Church!The first Christian Church!"
Cardinal Semerkhet



"The first Christian church taught Calvinism, since we believe in baptism by immersion, total immersion, not sprinkling, lot Catholics do. Christ was totally immersed in the water by John the Baptist, indeed Baptism is probably the first Christian Church, Curtis was a Southern Baptist before he converted to get please Julia Dorothea so she'd marry him... Anyway, if it wasn't for that, all the Fabuses today would have been Southern Baptists, as it is, not a single one is still Catholic, except Julia is still, I do believe."

Czarina Alice Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 15:57
"Lies and deception!The Catholic Church was the first appointed by Christ himself, he appointed Peter to be the first pope of the first and only true Catholic church."
Cardinal Semerkhet
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 15:58
"Lies and deception!The Catholic Church was the first appointed by Christ himself, he appointed Peter to be the first pope of the first and only true Catholic church."
Cardinal Semerkhet



"Christ appointed Peter to carry on the Calvinist tradition started by Abel. Abel was the first Calvinist, and Cain, the spawn of satan, killed him for trying to preach the five points... Satan has always sought to silence the Elect."

Czarina Alice Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 15:59
"You twist God's holy word. If Mother Church is so evil, how come God saw fit to make it the most powerful Christian Church?And we see that you posed for the leering and lechery of your heathen troops in some filth rag."
Cardinal Semerkhet
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 16:06
"You twist God's holy word. If Mother Church is so evil, how come God saw fit to make it the most powerful Christian Church?And we see that you posed for the leering and lechery of your heathen troops in some filth rag."
Cardinal Semerkhet


"The most respected gentleman's magazine in our nation, to which most nobles subscribe... Anyway, how could you possibly know of this? Anyway, it was just a gift for Roger, but he seemed keen on publishing it... Anyway, is the beauty of aryan woman something we ought to be ashamed of? Perhaps in your nation things are such that your women are so ugly it takes a gallon of liquor to get a man to reproduce with them, but here our women are a testament to the beauty of our nation and our perfect ideals. And no, we won't be ashamed of that, you papist swine."

Czarina Alice Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 16:11
"High class though it may be, it's a testament to the perversion of your nobles. And as for how we know: Catholics are everywhere. And your insults towards the women of my nation are foolish. In comparison, you are a buck-toothed hick. Now, you got my funny hat all out of shape."
Cardinal Semerkhet
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 16:12
"High class though it may be, it's a testament to the perversion of your nobles. And as for how we know: Catholics are everywhere. And your insults towards the women of my nation are foolish. In comparison, you are a buck-toothed hick. Now, you got my funny hat all out of shape."
Cardinal Semerkhet


"Stop insulting my wife or I'll see your papist nation burns... Anyway, it won't matter, I believe God has already predestinated your doom."

Czar Roger Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 16:12
"Right now I'm staring at a dictionary."
Cardinal Semerkhet
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 16:13
"Right now I'm staring at a dictionary."
Cardinal Semerkhet


"Good then look up the words papist ass fucker, because that's what you are, pervert."


Czar Roger Fabus
UGSS
07-02-2005, 16:15
The United Socialist States of United Green Socialist Soviets officaly condemns the actions of the Pope and urges all of it's citizens to convert away from this now astrayed religion.-Director Brisotw

Following this statement 85 percent of Roman Catholics in UGSS converted to assorted religions or lack there of.
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 16:15
"Pervert?And I suspect that the official statement regarding your I.Q. is a lie."
Cardinal Semerkhet
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 16:16
"Pervert?And I suspect that the official statement regarding your I.Q. is a lie."
[i]Cardinal Semerkhet[/]i


"It is not a lie, now leave me be and get back to touching little boys, which is all you rotten papist catholics are good for anyway."


Czar Roger Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 16:17
"Oh, go fuck your diseased whore wife."
Cardinal Semerkhet
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 16:21
"Oh, go fuck your diseased whore wife."
Cardinal Semerkhet


"Are you asking for trouble, boy? My wife is as clean as they come..."

Czar Roger Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 16:21
The United Socialist States of United Green Socialist Soviets officaly condemns the actions of the Pope and urges all of it's citizens to convert away from this now astrayed religion.-Director Brisotw

Following this statement 85 percent of Roman Catholics in UGSS converted to assorted religions or lack there of.

"BURN IN HELL, OH UNHOLY BEAST OF BABYLON!"
Pope Eversor I
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 16:23
"Are you asking for trouble, boy? My wife is as clean as they come..."

Czar Roger Fabus

"The Roman Catholic Church finds you offensive. The Church condemns you to hell."
Unsigned
Decisive Action
07-02-2005, 16:38
"The Roman Catholic Church finds you offensive. The Church condemns you to hell."
Unsigned


"Who cares, you're all hell bound Catholic papists anyway, you're all HEADED TO HELL, do you hear me? HEADED TO HELL! You catholics will be burning in the fire and brimstone for all eternity."

Czar Roger Fabus
Ankhmet
07-02-2005, 16:39
"Of course we're papists, you dull witted hick."
Cardinal Semerkhet