NationStates Jolt Archive

Hundreds of trucks rumbled through the cities of Parthia in the dead of night, meaning only one thing, several thousand people were going to be rounded up for disagreeing with the divine and holy wisdom of the Shah. The SAVAK agents in charge of the raid had produced a list, from their brutal interrogations of PETA members, Animal Liberation Front members, and Environmentalists who commited actions so destructive, the Persian people considered them terrorists. the ALF and environmentalists of Parthia sometimes burned or bombed corporate factories, at the cost of millions of Parthis. Now, them and the PETA members who are known to support them monetarily would die horribly for the enjoyment of the Shah. Deep in Persepolis Prison, the most brutal torture devices were being prepared for the unsuspecting enemies of Parthia. In Persepolis, in the house of environmental writer Fazollah Bakhtiari, SAVAK agents broke into the house and dragged the poor man away by the ankles along with his family of four. Others were rounded up with their families and taken to a local prison facility for interrogation. Most were crammed in 15x10 rooms devoid of light and packed in with 150 others. Others were put into vertical cells the size of a coffin, leaving no room to sit or relax. For a day, they remained in there without food or water, then, the next day, they were let out in small groups to eat a bit of bread and some water. Notable leaders were given the same, then dragged off to a torture chamber. There, Fazollah Bakhtiari had been taken for "processing." Upon him, the grin of a SAVAK officer looked menacingly upon him. He winced as he saw another SAVAK agent begin to stick electrodes onto his fingertips. He was tied into the wooden chair and had no means of resisting. The SAVAK officer asked a queston, "Why do you hate our Shah?" The poor man gave no answer, causing a shock of electricity to go through him. Then, it stopped after a jolt. Again, the SAVAK agent asked, and Fazollah told him, "Because he does not respect the proletariat or environment." Over the next three hours, the torture continued, until they had found the information they needed. They had found in torture there was a conspiracy against Shah Khosru's life by these hippies. (OOC: This stuff was extracted under torture and is 90% ficticious for that reason) Tomorrow, the entirety of 3000 of them and 10000 family members would die.

how terrible...should the UN get involved in this? then again...if something isn't done soon (don't have a lot of time left) then its too late for them.
-Bictor (^_^)

ooc: All these random massacres are getting somewhat repetitive.

OOC: Indeed, but assume you have my support for them Parth...

What happens outside of our borders does not interest us.

Several hundred dissidents had been chained into a line, moving steadily towards a smoking stack spewing ash into the air. This stack descended into a room of concrete, totally soundproof. People would walk in and then never walk out again. Within, a massive bronze box ten feet high, ten feet wide, and ten feet long was being packed with fifty people and then latched shut. Below the box, several sheets of flame shot up as executioners turned on the gas and lit the ignition. Within a few seconds, the muffled screams of the people filled the room. They slowly cooked to death, and after thirty minutes of cooking, the heat on the box was turned up to cause cremation.

Parthia has done humanity a great favor. Though I myself am not of the Zoroastrianist (sp?) faith, I hope that Ahura Mazda bestows upon the great nation of Parthia his infinite blessings.

-Generalissimo J.L.

You cannot eat ashes, and ashes can't work, and those 2 things are the only things good that has ever come from hippies.

~Kim O

You cannot eat ashes, and ashes can't work, and those 2 things are the only things good that has ever come from hippies.

~Kim O

We use the ashes for fertilizer.

-Shah Khosru III

Why not torture animals and plants in front of them? As you yourself once said, "Lefties like animals more than people, you know how their brains 'work' my friend." Afterwards, slowly torture them for a few days (non-stop torture for at least 72 hours), then very slowly and very gruesomely execute them.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Why not torture animals and plants in front of them? As you yourself once said, "Lefties like animals more than people, you know how their brains 'work' my friend." Afterwards, slowly torture them for a few days (non-stop torture for at least 72 hours), then very slowly and very gruesomely execute them.

-Generalissimo J.L.

I'm going to do that with the PETA members, I'm going to make them watch as I slaughter cows.

I'm going to do that with the PETA members, I'm going to make them watch as I slaughter cows.

Excellent! How about clubbing baby seals in front of them, as well?

-Generalissimo J.L.

Excellent! How about clubbing baby seals in front of them, as well?

-Generalissimo J.L.

Yes, and then forcing them to eat veal.

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Very good, Your Highness.....punishing heretics is never easy, but still, it is worthwhile to the world.

Would you like to join me in an anti-PETA crusade?

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Communist Louisiana has no problum with your nations killing of PETA members. Those crazy bastards need to all be lined up and shot. Since when should I care more about a donkey or something then another human. I say hand me a knife and I will butcher the donkey and we will have a united BBQ.

Premier Daniel C. Dufour
Premier of the CCP of CL
New Orleans, Louisiana, CL

Communist Louisiana has no problum with your nations killing of PETA members. Those crazy bastards need to all be lined up and shot. Since when should I care more about a donkey or something then another human. I say hand me a knife and I will butcher the donkey and we will have a united BBQ.

Premier Daniel C. Dufour
Premier of the CCP of CL
New Orleans, Louisiana, CL

And I will join you, Premier Dufour. PETA must pay for its thoughtcrimes. I extend my offer of an anti-PETA crusade to you.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

We will gladly send T-shirts with the humorous label "For Every Animal you don't eat, i'm going to eat three" to the executioners of the PETA scum.

For in truth, Ratheians do eat three animals for every one that a vegetarian does not.

Mikhail Sololiev
Secretary of State

Sel Appa does not tolerate execution of environmentalists, but understands that military action would not solve anything and that Sel Appa could not fight Parthia. Sel Appa would accept all environmentalists if immigration was not restricted.

*spelling error

These men are terrorists. The ELF has attacked factories and killed Persian people and caused millions in damage. The ALF has killed farmers and caused many losses in livestock. We will not tolerate that.

-Shah Khosru III

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More PETA members were waiting for death as they were tied by the ankles to a pickup truck. The truck driver snickered before driving off with the screaming members trailing behind. The gravel roads tore into their backs and rended the flesh from them. They screamed in agony as they drove in circles around a statue of Shah Khosru, eventually going into shock and dying.

We fully support this decisive stance against the hippie Left, and has instituted the same crackdown on the Left in our nation.

-Adolf Gorring, Reichsfuhrer of Lame Bums

Despite our less then supportive policy towards enviromentalist, we despise despots more then vegetarians. You better stop your evil atrocities or we will show you the fury of the Elite Fighter Squadrons who have shown their power toward rouge enemies.

Despite our less then supportive policy towards enviromentalist, we despise despots more then vegetarians. You better stop your evil atrocities or we will show you the fury of the Elite Fighter Squadrons who have shown their power toward rouge enemies.

Please, intrude upon my airspace and be dashed apart by SAMs. It will be fun as your pilots who bail out are captured and then tortured on live TV.

-Shah Khosru III

Please, intrude upon my airspace and be dashed apart by SAMs. It will be fun as your pilots who bail out are captured and then tortured on live TV.

-Shah Khosru III

Send me a copy, please!

-Generalissimo J.L.

"As a Lizardman who eats 100 pounds of meat a night, I thank you Shah Khosru III. Send me a few of the PETA guys to torture please."-The Great Leader Li.

Send me a copy, please!

-Generalissimo J.L.

Of course, I'll even add some personal video notes on your edition.

-Shah Khosru III

If you ever played DonPachi or any plane shooter at your local arcade this is what is going to happen to you. Minus the super bosses and this is your situation.

If you ever played DonPachi or any plane shooter at your local arcade this is what is going to happen to you. Minus the super bosses and this is your situation.

Uhm no, your planes will enter my airspace, and then, 300 SAM batteries will probably have radar contact and at least 20 could fire at you. Then, the air garrison of a nearby city would race into the air and a few hundred F-22s would engage you. Your 50 or so planes would be destroyed and then an survivors will be tortured.

-Shah Khosru III

"As a Lizardman who eats 100 pounds of meat a night, I thank you Shah Khosru III. Send me a few of the PETA guys to torture please."-The Great Leader Li.

I'll send 50 of the largest and healthiest PETA members for your enjoyment.

-Shah Khosru III

"Excellent."-The Great Leader Li.

Of course, I'll even add some personal video notes on your edition.

-Shah Khosru III

Thank you, my friend.

-Gemeralissimo J.L.

(OOC: Lol, a Sierra Club guy came today and whined about drilling for oil in the Arctic. Sheesh, what a pain in the ass those guys are! :rolleyes: )

Do what you want but the laser beam cannons will crush you before you have the chance to strike us down (sorry if I have to flex my muscles a little

Do what you want but the laser beam cannons will crush you before you have the chance to strike us down (sorry if I have to flex my muscles a little

The day you defeat Parthia will be the day a dung beetle defeats a Tyrannosaurus rex. In other words, not happening, worm. Challenging Parthia is akin to begging for enslavement, subjugation, and terror beyond your wildest dreams. You have been warned.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Do what you want but the laser beam cannons will crush you before you have the chance to strike us down (sorry if I have to flex my muscles a little

Are you FT?

The Smallest modern laser is the size of a 747. Good luck putting that over Parthia without being hit with 100 missiles.

Are you FT?

The Smallest modern laser is the size of a 747. Good luck putting that over Parthia without being hit with 100 missiles.

My friend, it seems this fellow wishes to hand you his nation on a silver platter to become your colony.

-Generalissimo J.L.

My friend, it seems this fellow wishes to hand you his nation on a silver platter to become your colony.

-Generalissimo J.L.

I think so as well. I will make him another Shoobooshaaba. We can have new Shoobans.

I think so as well. I will make him another Shoobooshaaba. We can have new Shoobans.

If you do conquer, subjugate, and enslave his nation, I will happily purchase some of the citizens from you.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Are you FT?

The Smallest modern laser is the size of a 747. Good luck putting that over Parthia without being hit with 100 missiles.

Damn straight I am future tech.

Damn straight I am future tech.

Will you shut the hell up before Parthia forcefully shoves a hot spike up your ass?

Will you shut the hell up before Parthia forcefully shoves a hot spike up your ass?

Hehe, Thanks Ratheia, and you will probably enjoy the fireworks.

Ok, heres the deal Gyrobot, I'm modern tech, so you can either play modern tech and invade me or be FT and get ignored.

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Tocrowkia praises Parthia's liquidation of these annoying people!

Tocrowkia praises Parthia's liquidation of these annoying people!

We thank you for your support.

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Praise Parthia! Praise the Shah! May Ahura Mazda bestow His eternal blessing upon this magnificent nation!

-Sassan Pahlavi, RB's #1 Zoroastrian preacher

"Personally I would have just starved them for a few days them filmed them as they slaughtered a cow with their bare hands out of histerical hunger, and forced them to watch it every morning for the next decade or s--

oh shit...

...is this thing on?"

-Praetor Donovan 'candidly' talking to the minister of defense from the press conference podium after a speach detesting such horrible actions.

"I have purchased 100,000 tons of fertilizer from the Parthians. They're made from ground up bits of PETA members."-The Great Leader Li.

Praise Parthia! Praise the Shah! May Ahura Mazda bestow His eternal blessing upon this magnificent nation!

-Sassan Pahlavi, RB's #1 Zoroastrian preacher


Wow, there's Zoroastrians in Roach Busters?!? I had no idea. Thank you for your support and prepare for some cash supplies.

-Shah Khosru III

Wow, there's Zoroastrians in Roach Busters?!? I had no idea. Thank you for your support and prepare for some cash supplies.

-Shah Khosru III

(OOC: Yes. There are around 10,000-12,000 Zoroastrians in RB, over 70% of whom are of Parthian descent.)

(OOC: Yes. There are around 10,000-12,000 Zoroastrians in RB, over 70% of whom are of Parthian descent.)

Excellent, I think 100 Million in aid to the Zoroastrians should do nicely.

-Shah Khosru III

Excellent, I think 100 Million in aid to the Zoroastrians should do nicely.

-Shah Khosru III

(OOC: I thought the Shah was the II, not the III? Is there a new Shah?)

IC:

Thank you, my Lord. May Parthia, under your wise guidance, bring bloody death to all the children of Angra Mainyu!

-Sassan Pahlavi

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Normally i would be pissed. BUT THEY KILLED MY BACON!!! Well not killed but stole. They stole all 50 of my finest swine. Please send over some so i can personally rip there there nails out painfully while forcing them to eat a hambuger!!."

From the High leader of Zackaroth.

Parthia, I think your next big massacre thread should be 'Parthia Executes Shoobans.'

:D