JRVian Broadcasting Corporation (News and Information)
NATIONAL FRONT OUTLAWED, ARRESTS MADE
AJRVS: Execute the bastards
Victoria - TODAY The Federal Police Department has announced that the controversial JRVian National Front, after extensive investigations carried out by several government agencies, has been declared a terrorist organization and officially outlawed under the Federal Government’s Anti-Terrorism Act of 1995.
The announcement came several hours after heavily armed federal police stormed a number of homes and offices linked to the National Front, including the Vought mansion of party president RS Lewis.
Newly elected and controversial MP for Glen West, CM Roberts, was escorted out of Parliament and paraded in front of reporters as senior Detective Sergeant M Davis read out charges which included belonging to a terrorist organization, funding a terrorist organization and failure to pay parking tickets.
"I am innocent! I am only guilty of following God’s will! You can’t do this to me!" Roberts yelled as officers placed him in the back of an armored van.
FPD Director J Robinson told reporters that evidence had existed for sometime linking the National Front to terrorism, though more was needed to make arrests.
"We were just waiting for the right time to act. Now we have enough evidence to confirm that the National Front is an active terrorist cell operating within JRV and a direct threat to national security."
It all came to a head last week, when several members were caught purchasing illegal firearms and explosives through the blackmarket.
A number of organizations have expressed their favor at the arrests. The Council for Concerned Citizens (CCC) said it was about time these evil persons were brought to justice. African JRVian Society members are openly calling for the death penalty to be reinstated.
The Peoples Conglomerative Cooperative Confederation for Construction of a Commonwealth of Civil Community (PCCCCCC) said that the fate of arrested National Front members should be decided by the citizens of JRV. The Liberal Soceity countered this, saying that the rights of the minority should never be dependent on the whims of the majority.
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PCCCCCC: BAN RELIGION
A total of 200 arrests have been made in relation to the National Front, and many more are pending further investigation. The FPD says that of the 200 arrests today, all are white, male, and conservative Christian, this has caused some radical groups to call for a complete ban of religion.
"This is exactly what we are talking about when we say 'ban religion'." Said PCCCCCC spokesperson Arthur Daily. "Religious people, Christians in particular, tend to hold very extreme views and are more than likely to try and force these extreme views on the rest of us – either by the annoying door to door salesman tactics, or through violence. Ban them all."
Since 1995, the PCCCCC has annually distributed a number of free publications detailing how citizens should deal with religious extremists.
The Federal Government however is preaching tolerance and moderation. It says that it will continue to protect freedom of religion, freedom of speech and freedom of thought.
"I think today's move reflects on this. However, we cannot accept terrorism in our fair country. We are a land of freedom and hope, not conflict and terror." Vice-Chancellor Silvia Cartwright told reporters at Government House this evening.
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JBC FACT: Religious extremists are ten times more likely to own a weapon, and ten times more likely to use it.
OOC: Any IC comments regarding the JRVian National Front can be made here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8011712#post8011712).
TAGGERS WARNED
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Following a series of incidents in the Northern JRVian town of Glen, ranging from graffiti to the strange disappearance of town icon Bolly the Sheep, the Elderly Persons Neighborhood Watch (EPNW) has issued a warning to the young ‘hooligans’ believed responsible.
“They should be in school.” Said Stan Murdoch of the EPNW. “If we catch them, we’ll be teaching them a lesson they won’t forget. We have a right to protect our town and our property from these taggers.”
Mr. Murdoch said that if they were caught, the taggers would face death by stoning in the small and predominately redneck settlement. The citizens of Glen have voiced their support for the EPNW and its crusade against young
people.
Local butcher Billy Bob said that he sliced the hand off a teenaged male who had attempted to make off with a prized ham in the early hours of yesterday morning. He is appealing to the public for leads.
“When I find him, he’s history.” Bob told JBC.
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NATION DIVIDED AS TO WHETHER THE CZAR IS GAY OR BI
A controversial new look at Charles Hayden
Journalist Susan Petrie has revealed to the world that Czar Hayden may in fact have homosexual tendencies. In a shocking special on JBC’s late night programme You’re on Camera, Ms. Petrie showed for the first time, scenes and transcript from an earlier interview she was granted with Hayden. The Czar repeatedly informed Ms. Petrie that homosexuality was illegal in his country, is this a sign of his oppression? At least one psychologist has said the Czar appears to be suffering from self-denial. JRV’s gay community has sympathized with Mr. Hayden, saying that he should come out in the open. "There’s no need to be ashamed. Change the law." One viewer told JBC.
The more conservative sectors of JRV have meanwhile voiced their outrage. "He’s sick, a twisted fellow." Said one archbishop, who did not wish to be named.
"Mr. Hayden, who up until now we have felt was a brilliant and competent leader, one our own country needs, should bow his head in shame." Added a Christian Identity parishioner.
Ms. Petrie says that the most telltale sign came at the end of the interview. When asked which he would prefer, lingerie models or black men, the Czar responded that he’d prefer the black men.
"Read that as you will." Petrie said. "But I think it means he’s gay - or bi."
Indeed, many are divided as to whether the Czar should be classed as homosexual or bisexual.
"He's got a wife and kid..." Said one Victorian shopper. "But it's probably just a cover."
"Yeah he's probably gay." Added another.
The interview has already screened in a number of other nations on several different networks, including the Discovery Channel.
In case you missed last night’s and this morning’s screenings, Behind the Czar: An interview with Charles Hayden (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=397306) will be re-broadcast on JBC 3 tonight at the more popular time of 7:00 PM JRVian Standard Time. Viewer discretion is advised and some of the content is deemed unsuitable for a younger audience. Rated Adults Only (AO).
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JBC FACT: Most fascist dictators are secretly homosexual or have homosexual desires.
GAYS RUINING THE COUNTRY, SAY CHRISTIANS
"Passing on their perverted and disgusting practices to young boys"
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Archbishop Jeremiah of the JRVian National Church has called for a complete ban on all ‘homosexual acts’. The call comes after the Minister of Education Simon Cretan recently opened up about his sexuality, causing division amongst his electorate. Archbishop Jeremiah said that gays were ruining JRV.
"We have to get tough on heathens." He told a large congregation gathered at the annual Gay Bash Fest’ in Glen East. "May God have mercy on the communists in this country responsible for allowing such abominations. But at the end of the day it is the gays themselves who are ruining the country! May God have mercy on their souls."
"I voted for him on the basis that he was white, conservative and straight!"Cried one woman. "But he’s a liar and filthy queer."
Conservative MPs have also seized the opportunity to take a swipe at liberalism in the house today. AD English backed Archbishop Jeremiah saying, "the practice of homosexuality is revolting. We all stand for certain moral principles, and the legalising of homosexuality has only indicated to society that we do not really condemn homosexual behaviour. It’s wrong. It’s a mistake, and let’s change it back!"
"The evidence shows that those who practice this perversion have the sort of mentality that could incline them to passing on their perverted and disgusting practices to young boys." Added Gordon Christie, MP for Epsom West. "Legalizing it was a mistake."
Many groups and individuals have voiced their disgust at the large volume of ‘homophobia’ coming from conservative Christians. The Ultra Libertarian Party has called for Archbishop Jeremiah to be charged with inciting hate, while the Anarchists Against Religion Party says he should be shot. The government itself has remained relatively quiet and is refusing to acknowledge the archbishop’s comments.
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"He's a Calvinist after all." Scoffed Dr. M Cullen, Chancellor of the Exchequer and Minister of Controlling Religious Extremism. "I'm a Satanist, but you don't see me urging for a ban on Christianity..."
Following a flurry of heated exchanges in the debating chamber, the speaker of the house suspended both English and Christie for using ‘inappropriate language’ and threatening and derogatory hand gestures. English later told reporters outside, "People who find homosexual acts totally repugnant - as I do - are entitled to shun homosexuals if they want to do so. I do not think that a person letting a part of a building - particularly if he lives in it himself - should be obliged to accept a homosexual as a tenant. I do not think that an employer ought to be bound to accept homosexual employees, at least when he is going to come into contact with them. I don’t think anybody should be forced to put up with these sickos."
The Federal Police Department's Rainbow Brigade has issued a brief statement saying that it will keep a close eye on Christian 'trouble makers'.
A recent poll taken by JBC shows that 90% of JRVians are in support of gay rights, while 6% consider themselves against and 4% undecided.
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