Camel Eaters head of state visits Hogsweat!
Hogsweat
05-02-2005, 20:31
Today, the Camel Eaters head of state is to visit Chukograd, in The Chukraine, too see the famous tractor factory located there.
The plane, flight 43 from Chukograd, touched down in the Camel Eater's Capital airport, the B747 flashing it's lights and taxiing on the runway, bringing itself in for refueling. They would be expecting the Camel Eater's king, soon enough...
Camel Eaters
05-02-2005, 20:35
A man stepped forward from the mist. His coat was trench and his eyes were clear. Flanked by several men he stepped forward flasks drawn under his heavy clothing as he extended a hand to no one in particular and in heavily accented and somewhat slurred English said.
"Where's the pretty bunnies?"
Shaking his head he stood erect. Six and half feet tall and pure corded fat he spoke in a deep rumble. "I King Linfield Hannon am here. Please point me towards the plane I will be riding in."
Hogsweat
05-02-2005, 20:37
"if you come this way sir, we can verify your passport and you can enter the plane"
The attendent replied.
Camel Eaters
05-02-2005, 20:41
It took a few men but they managed to show the King's passport and then wrestle him onto the plane. At one point he managed to slip out of most of his clothes and run around spitting poison at anyone near him.
Screaming like a toddler he yelled. "DAMN COMMIES! I DON'T WANNA GO MOMMY!"
Once on the plane he calmed down though.
Hogsweat
05-02-2005, 20:43
OOC: ROFL
IC:
The three security guards on the plane, their stun batons and knives holstered, eyed the king cautiously, snickers emerging from the security department. When he finally sat down, a pretty looking Asian aide [It's stereotype :P] came up, and with the monotonous airplane wardess voice, said;
"Hello sir. Are you enjoying your flight? Can I get you a drink?"
Camel Eaters
05-02-2005, 20:47
Linfield looked at the lady who had just offered him booze. He considered all sorts of evil perverted things to say to her. Then rubbed his chin and thought of a few more.
"Why yes. I would love a drink. And for you to bend over and spread 'em." He went pale when he realized he had just said what he'd been thinking in his head.
Cursing in a strange mix of Arabic and Irish he managed to make his guards blush with the vile that issued forth in his embarrasement.
Hogsweat
05-02-2005, 21:10
Oddly enough, all the cute wardess did was wink at the King, and then said;
"What would you like to drink, then?"
Camel Eaters
05-02-2005, 21:13
"Vodka!"
Linfield turned to one of his men.
"She winked right?"
"Yessir!"
"Hmm." He got up and slipped all over the place following the waitress quickly into the backroom....
Hogsweat
05-02-2005, 21:42
Two Minutes Later, in the bathroom
"Erhm, I have something to tell you" The wardess said after a long, deep moan.
"I have AIDS." she announced.
Camel Eaters
05-02-2005, 21:45
"Oh........fuck!"
Linfield got up quickly stepping outwards into the main area sitting for a moment as he began to drink himself silly while his toxicity rose.
He was one messed up King.
Snake Eaters
05-02-2005, 22:14
OOC: Sorry to butt in, but OMG! How glad am I that you didn't get my name before me, your nation must b a disgrace, what with a perverted king like that
Camel Eaters
05-02-2005, 22:26
OOC: Yeah but look at it like this. How many people know who you are?
Snake Eaters
05-02-2005, 22:29
OOC: Does it really matter. Not really. I prefer to have a small group of friends than a large group of aquatiances
Camel Eaters
05-02-2005, 22:37
Hehe. And so do I. Now please exit this RP so that Hogsweat is not burdened with our bickering. TG me or something.
Snake Eaters
05-02-2005, 23:02
Hehe. And so do I. Now please exit this RP so that Hogsweat is not burdened with our bickering. TG me or something.
Going, Going... Gone