Camel Eaters
05-02-2005, 07:02
These are the rules and laws of The Holy Rolling Church of Monotheism as handed to The Speakers by the Prophets Haggis and Benji.
The Tenents of Haggis
1. Those who have found God are no longer men. They are a raised being higher than man.
2. War is wrong. Violence is wrong. Killing is wrong. Sometimes you have to break the rules.
3. Think or you will never find God.
4. You can bow or kneel. Just so long as you show respect.
The Tenents of Benji
1. Without a past a man has himself and the Lord and that's all you need.
The Writ of Monotheism
The Holy Rolling Church of Monotheism has no set holy book. Just a huge collection handed down by The Prophets and other theologians of their time. But there are some rules that permeate every basic level of The Church.
The Speaker is to be respected. He is also to be questioned.
God is up there. We're just not sure where exactly.
Fear the unknown. Now conquer all that is fear. Fear is a crutch for the weak to lean upon.
No pork. Pigs are unclean.
Women are to be respected. They are your mothers and your daughters. Listen to the wisdom they posses.
Men are to be respected. They are your fathers and your sons. Listen to the wisdom the posses.
Man and Woman are capable of all things with or without God.
All sexuality is okay.
Abortion is okay.
The Tenents are to be learened and then questioned.
God is to be questioned.
Question everything.
Learn as much as you can.
Do not place value on all things of value.
Respect the dead and their wisdom.
Respect the fey and their wisdom.
God has a sense of humor.
The Mantras
There are several mantras that actually stand out in Monotheism. These are:
SO SAYETH THE PROPHETS SO SAYETH THE CHURCH.
A liar seeks to destroy the lamp, a deceiver to water the oil, and a trickster to make you forget the lamp was ever there.
You stop learning only after you die.
The dead travel fast. Don't piss them off.
God made the world before us. Look upon it in wonder.
THE END
This has been an informative break.....
The Tenents of Haggis
1. Those who have found God are no longer men. They are a raised being higher than man.
2. War is wrong. Violence is wrong. Killing is wrong. Sometimes you have to break the rules.
3. Think or you will never find God.
4. You can bow or kneel. Just so long as you show respect.
The Tenents of Benji
1. Without a past a man has himself and the Lord and that's all you need.
The Writ of Monotheism
The Holy Rolling Church of Monotheism has no set holy book. Just a huge collection handed down by The Prophets and other theologians of their time. But there are some rules that permeate every basic level of The Church.
The Speaker is to be respected. He is also to be questioned.
God is up there. We're just not sure where exactly.
Fear the unknown. Now conquer all that is fear. Fear is a crutch for the weak to lean upon.
No pork. Pigs are unclean.
Women are to be respected. They are your mothers and your daughters. Listen to the wisdom they posses.
Men are to be respected. They are your fathers and your sons. Listen to the wisdom the posses.
Man and Woman are capable of all things with or without God.
All sexuality is okay.
Abortion is okay.
The Tenents are to be learened and then questioned.
God is to be questioned.
Question everything.
Learn as much as you can.
Do not place value on all things of value.
Respect the dead and their wisdom.
Respect the fey and their wisdom.
God has a sense of humor.
The Mantras
There are several mantras that actually stand out in Monotheism. These are:
SO SAYETH THE PROPHETS SO SAYETH THE CHURCH.
A liar seeks to destroy the lamp, a deceiver to water the oil, and a trickster to make you forget the lamp was ever there.
You stop learning only after you die.
The dead travel fast. Don't piss them off.
God made the world before us. Look upon it in wonder.
THE END
This has been an informative break.....