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It all started with the posters, they had been put up in reply to the Yobbite political stance in the potential all Haven war.
It took a while for the posters to filter through to the public of yoboland but when they did there was an uproar! Accusations of the country being animals, and fascists, ravaging women! Hogsweat must pay! they cried. there were rallies in support for a war, and many rallies against. A week ago a vote was made in the Senate on whether to assault Hogsweat and those against won by a small minority.
Now, you must understand that Yobbism is a very socially minded religion and the accusation of them being fascist didin't go down well at all with the hard line extremist clerics. They had been kept down, told that the vote would come and everything would be fine. But when the news came out one group in particular could take no more...

Sam Keran and his band wore masks over their faceds as they ran screaming into the bus. One beside him hit the driver and slammed onto the accelerator...it was all happening so fast. But the Hogsweatians MUST be punished!
They drove for nearly five minutes, traffic swerving out of their way. Then the iron gates of the Hogsweatian Embassy loomed... They got closer, and closer. Sam ducked his head as the Bus motored through the gates and slammed into the embassy.
He and his religious fighter friends poured out, doving from windows screaming insults, quoting famous Yobbite religious texts and unleashing swarms of bullets from their guns.
Some were very well armed with M16's bought off theblac market others had shotguns or Ak-47's some only had pistols but they all fired...
Many died in those first few minutes, Sam saw many friends marter themselves for the cause. But he carried on firm in his belief that what the Hogsweatians said about his people, his race, his religion was pure evil.
It was hard breaking through each room capturing personel, loosing freinds and removing threats such as security guards and the extra soldiers posted since the disagreements had begun...
Eventually Sam and a substancially smaller group stood in the main area of the Hogsweatian embassy surrounding office and diplomatic staff. He had a telephone and was dialing the number to Zenia Marenia's office...

....Code 6A Initiated. Call sent. Files deleting. Doors locked.....
Somewhere in Hogsweat it was ringing. The embassy alert message. It tracked, to Yoboland, to Hogsweat, and in twelve minutes the Autocrat was fully briefed and knowledgable.

To; Yobbite Government
From: Hogsweatian Foreign Affairs
Re; Embassy

Dear Zenia Marenia,
Regarding our Embassy in Yoboland,
Should you fail to clean up the embassy situation by 36 hours we shall see the need to flex our muscles in such a way we will assure you that you will have to work faster. We have our limits. If our embassy staff are freed immediately fly them on a civilian plane to Dorsalgrad. If the ultimatum runs out – you will find yourselves between a rock and a boulder. Us being the boulder.
Yours.. Sincerely

~Josef Dorsal, Hogsweatian Autocrat

To: Star Admiral Tanyalov
From: Defense Ministry
Re: Re;Embassy

Salut,
Swing your carrier group around and head for Yoboland. Don’t impede on their borders until I give the go word. You will receive a telegram detailing your orders. Destroy it immediately once orders are memorised.
You cannot; you will not fail me. If this all hits the fan then the whole nation will be watching you.
Good Luck,

~Josef Dorsal


First Naval Group: 1 CVN, 2 AOE, 2 CA, 5 DDG, 2 FF, 3 SS, 1 SSBN, 2 MSO

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Under Star Admiral Tanyalov, Admiral of the Soviet Union.
NGV Soviet Union Indomitable Class Aircraft Crrier FLAGSHIP
192 WeK18/A/D
4x Navy Lynx
4x UAV
4x Chinook
NGV Server: Albion Class
NGV Transit; Albion Class
NGV Superior: Belfast Class Cruiser
NGV Exterminator: Belfast Class Cruiser
NGV Defiant: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Knight: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Shining: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Cavalier: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Interdiction: Type 28 Destroyer
NGV Tough: Type 26 Frigate
NGV Evader: Type 26 Frigate
CG 12: Swiftsure Class Submarine
CG: 17 Swiftsure Class Submarine
HG: 22: Swiftsure Class Submarine
DG1: Vanguard Class SSBNA
NGV Protector: Sandown Class Minesweeper
NGV Deflector: Sandown Class Minesweep

Zenia Marenia's Office Yobbington, Yoboland

Commander in chief Tzaow burts through the doors and slammed a file on her desk.
"M'lady have you seen this crap?! I TOLD you we should have reacted to their propaganda but no... I'm sorry" he walked backward as Zenia's stare fell upon him "It's just... the situation out there isn't good and Hogsweat have the tables turned on us, We are in the wrong now!"

"I now Mr. Tzaow, but you know as well as i do that we couldn't have posed a real military threat to the war machine that is Hogsweat and we have an intense lack of allies to support us in that."
Tzaow shrugged, talking with her was always so humbling. She had this strange way of making you feel right and wrong at the same time, most confusing.

"Well M'lady I've called a meeting of the Military Council to commence at 09:00 hours."

"No need, bring me Commander lee Chan."

"The Monks? are you sure they are the right choice... religiously and that?"

"I understand that these people have commited a grave sin and a crime and must be brought to justice for the sake of you, me and our people."

"Ahh.. I'll send for him..."

Stage one. Intimidation.

The two unmanned tankers drifted, about 1000 metres apart, towards the Yobbite harbour. They were filled with fuel, explosives, ammunition, and other such flammable items. They had been re-designed specifically for this mission to be explosive. And they would serve their purpose. They entered Yobbite waters slowly, unescorted, as the carrier group watched.

Aleczander Hamion clicked off the news in his private quarters of the governmental offices. So, Hogsweat's embassy is under attack He mused. Blargistania would have to help, his government had helped Hogsweat in the past as well as being aided by Hogsweat in past conflicts.

Hamion called up his secretary and sent a message via provate wire to the Autocrat's office.


To: The Autocrat of Hogsweat
From: Aleczander Hamion, First Among Equals, Blargistania
RE: Embassy incident

I have just been notified of the incident concerning your embassy. We have every confidence in your ability to deal with the problem within your own soverign rights, but should you see the necesity, or just wish for extra muscle, send a reply TG. We can have a battle group inside the area within days.

~Aleczander Hamion

To: Aleczander Hamion, First Among Equals, Blargistania
From: Josef Dorsal, Autocrat
Re: Re; Embassy Incident
I believe this situation can easily be halted and the problem rectified within our alloted time for the Yobbite. However, we thank you expressly for your offered help. We will remember BLARGistania.

Hamion smiled at the return message. Of course you can, my friend. We know Hogsweat is capable of stifling a mere caputred embassy incident. Still, keep us in the back of your mind should things turn ugly.

Hamion called of the Department of Defense and put in a special request.
"I want a Spectacle Class observation vessel over in the Yoboland incident. Lets keep an eye on this."

"yes sir, the order is being carried out now."

Several hours later, the discreet observer ship cruised out of the Yagamya Shipyards and made its run to the Yoboland waters to observe for the international community.

The Emperor looked down his nose at the report handed to him by his Court Chamberlain.

Oh, what a bother, the Emperor thought to himself.

Of course, according to tradition the Emperor could not voice these thoughts aloud. Instead, he spoke in his usual cryptic manner,

"Its a sutra in a horse's ear. Has you not seen to send a message to the agitators and our allies?"

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To: Yoboland
From: The Imperial Palace of the Grand Imperial Nation of Tokarev

Your acts are brash and unwise. Remember, yabu wo tsutsuite hebi wo dasu. Poke a bush, a snake comes out. The Exalted Emperor himself has called your efforts a sutra in a horse's ear. Will you not back down now before the worst befalls you?

To: Hogsweat
From: The Imperial Palace of the Grand Imperial Nation of Tokarev

You have our full support in dealing with this problem as you see fit. But remember, aho ni toriau baka. It is foolish to deal with a fool. The Emperor himself councils caution, as when "you talk about things of tomorrow,the mice inside the ceiling laugh."

is this earth 2, or is it just 2 earth II people with an outside RP

OOC: Definately an interesting development of various events. But as I am one of the nations who borders Yoboland by land, may I inquire if this is an open RP or a closed RP? Thanks.

is this earth 2, or is it just 2 earth II people with an outside RP
It's not even on an Earth.. Omz, I dunno, you'd have to ask him.

~ Stylish TAG for possible deployment of Naval Stormtroopers to aid Hogsweat.

What an interesting little problem we have here. Another Earth nation believeing it can play the god game, and mess around with other nations. I'm glad we put this deep space scanning platform in place, as the political games played in situations like this are better than any sitcom.

I would help Hogsweat to deal with this problem, but there is no point in sending the troops from our region in space. I believe in Hogsweat's capabilities to crush this impudent nation, whom dare thinks it has the right to impede on national soverignty.. That, and I'm very busy, so I can only wait, watch and wave a "WE SUPPORT YU HOGSWEAT" Banner in midair.

Okay, I lied about the Banner.

Arkady Gregorovich, President Speaker of Xenonier.

OOC: That and I'm ft and Space bourne, and that wouldn't be very fair.

OOC: THIS IS NOT an EarthII thread... you are perfectly welcome to post but please dont invade me because of a bunch of terrorists :P
Zenia Marenia's Office Yobbington

Lee Chan marched into Marenia's office. He didnt walk anyhwere these days only march. He saw her stare and replied to it with one as cold as steel, their eyes met then Zenia began talking.
"you know your unit has had little to do recently since all the major Anti-Yobbite attacks stopped years ago?"
"yes, I know that m'lady"
"and you know of our current predicament with the Hogseatian embassy?"
"Of course m'lady."
"well the Hogsweatians want us to bring the terrorists to justice, you know what to do. I'll send a direct briefing straight to your barracks. Mobilise your men commander I want a fullscale anti-terror operation. We need to prove how effective You and the rest of the Yobbite monks can be!"
"Yes M'lady", he made a quick sharp right turn, dismissed himself then ran, all the way to his Barracks.

Yobbite Monk Barracks, Yobbington

"right we have a hostage situation in the middle of the buildning" Chan pointed to a detailed diagram of the building. "We want snipers coveringa ll exits, and as many windows as possible. There will be four strike teams three of which will attempt to covertly enter the building the other will be substancially larer and will assault the enemy with brute force if anything goes wrong." He looked over his men, they were the elite of the elite but he wasn't sure even they could pull this with such a small timescale.

Less than an hour alter Chan and his men surrounded the building, they continued as arranged and two separate teams crept along the darkened corridors of the Hogsweatian embassy.
The soldiers came to the doors where they knew from heat scans that the terrorists had holed themselves up…

They then proceeded to attach charges to the doors, prepare flash bangs and smoke grenades. And then switched their visors to infra-red. Then they heard a voice countig down through their radio links…5…4..3…2…1…WHUMPH!
At first two doors blew straight off their hinges stunning many of the relatively unarmed fighters beyond. Then flash grenades were thrown into the hall. Screams came from terrorists and hostages, as they couldn’t see.

Chan and his men burst through having avoided the flash they saw the major threats to the hostages quickly and let off bursts of fire from their rifles. Terrorists ran some fell to floor asking forgiveness from their god and others bolted…

“get them!” Screamed Chan as he and a few others chased the escaping militants letting off bursts that took them down one by one

Activating his radio he then told the remaining team that were still outside to block off the exits, and arrest all of the escapees.

Chan then returned to the battle zone. He saw medics administering to the wounded, military police arrest any of the terrorist’s that were still alive and his men at attention around one dead hostage.

“Sir, she was hit when one of them fired at us…we’re sorry…”
“Don’t be Sergeant, you and the rest of did our best and by Yob I think we pulled it off!”
“Sir Yes Sir!”


Zenia Marenia’s office

Five hours later she was on the phone to the Hogsweatian government.

“We have over twenty of them who are still alive, and another forty bodies. Unfortunately we have to inform you that one f your staff were killed in the battle and there are two in Yobbite hospitals recovering from minr bullet wounds as we speak…”