Monster God
04-02-2005, 20:44
"Does your nation believe in God? Do you live in the region of 0_0 Shocked Hamster 0_0? Do you accept that 'evil' (curse the word) creatures are here to stay, and perhaps aren't evil (curse the word)? Then join the Monster God alliance! Because there's God...and then there's Monster God!"
Holy Emperor Gutta I leaned back in his chair. "So...we should be expecting a massive alliance after that broadcast, yes?"
"Actually, I think most nations would declare war on us, sir."
"War!" Gutta hit his servant over the head with the Holy Staff of the Servants of Monster God, causing the carved ugly snake's head to come alive.
"Watch it mate! That's demi-god abuse!"
"And servant abuse."
"Shut up!" Gutta I quickly made a second broadcast. "If any listening find this evil (curse the word), and think God is still the only god, you are thickheads, and if you want to declare war on us, piss off. Thankyou." calling the leaders of werewolf, demon, vampire, dragon,human, and miscellanious, he warned them to prepare their armies, just in case. Then he retired to his room, the one with the trans-dimensional portal in the cupboard drawer.
Holy Emperor Gutta I leaned back in his chair. "So...we should be expecting a massive alliance after that broadcast, yes?"
"Actually, I think most nations would declare war on us, sir."
"War!" Gutta hit his servant over the head with the Holy Staff of the Servants of Monster God, causing the carved ugly snake's head to come alive.
"Watch it mate! That's demi-god abuse!"
"And servant abuse."
"Shut up!" Gutta I quickly made a second broadcast. "If any listening find this evil (curse the word), and think God is still the only god, you are thickheads, and if you want to declare war on us, piss off. Thankyou." calling the leaders of werewolf, demon, vampire, dragon,human, and miscellanious, he warned them to prepare their armies, just in case. Then he retired to his room, the one with the trans-dimensional portal in the cupboard drawer.