NationStates Jolt Archive

In the supreme Courthouse in Mole Mountain

The Man was dragged in to the gloomy court, that had very little decoration in it. A Mole in black robes was seated at the far side from the Accused.

'Silence in Court. as this is a criminal matter. The Accused is his own defence. We have appointed a prosecutor to act on behalf of the King.'

Beside the Accused Captain from TIN, was a large, threatening machine. 'As you may not be familar with Mole trials, that mind probe will be used to prevent you lying during the trial. First of all a list of your accusations shall be read out to you by the prosecutor.'

'You stand accused on 9 charges.
1. Illegally entering mole space with the intention of pirate activites. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

2. Illegally entering mole space with the intention to commit murder on civilians under mole protection. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

3. Murdering Civilians under the protection of Moleland. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

4. Resisting arrest. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

5. Attacking Mole space corp vessels. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

6. Destroying Mole space corp vessels. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

7. Finding a mole convoy, with the intent to commit piracy. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

8. Pursueing the convoy, with the intent to commit piracy. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

9. Fleeing mole space, when wanted for crimes. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent? '

The court waited in silence for his answers...

You stand accused on 9 charges.
1. Illegally entering mole space with the intention of pirate activites. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty."

2. Illegally entering mole space with the intention to commit murder on civilians under mole protection. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty."

3. Murdering Civilians under the protection of Moleland. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty"

4. Resisting arrest. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty"

5. Attacking Mole space corp vessels. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty"

6. Destroying Mole space corp vessels. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty"

7. Finding a mole convoy, with the intent to commit piracy. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty"

8. Pursueing the convoy, with the intent to commit piracy. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty"

9. Fleeing mole space, when wanted for crimes. How do you plead. Guilty, or innocent?

"Guilty"

'As you have pleaded guilty on all counts, no trial is needed. For pleading guilty on count 1, you are sentenced to 5 years hard labour. 2, you are sentenced to 5 years incarceration. 3, you are given a further 10 years. 4. You are given 5 years extra on your sentence. 5. You are now given a further 20 years. 6. You are given a further 50 years. 7. You are given another 25 years. 8. You have now been found guilty of so many crimes. You are sentenced to death by firing squad. 9. You are now sentenced to be executed by Fusebox.

However, as you have pleaded guilty to all crimes, you have 24 hours to lodge an appeal and/or contact any family members you wish. Court is ended. Remove the prisioner.'

"Heh... I don't care... My life has been fun. I never obey what I am ordered. I lived a life as a rogue, and I'm proud. I go to my death a happy man. Just one question-whats a fusebox?"

'If you wish to ignore your 24 hour delay in sentence, it can be carried out immediately. You shall find out what a fusebox soon enough...'

"No... I suppose I shall live these last 24 hours and see what they are like..."

'Very well. take him to the high security cell block. Grant any reasonable request he asks for!'

A few troopers threw the Captain into a transport, which took him away up the mountain.

When they reached their destination, the Captain was hurried forced in to a cell, and energy feild activated, sealing him in.

A few hours later, a mole appeared in front of the forcefield.

'Prisioner 1242343. It is time for your last meal. What do you want?'

"Chocolate. And lots of it. I've always wanted to try some."

'Very well. We shall provide you with 1/2 a tonne of Chocolate. Please wait. I will have to get some form the reserves.'

[2 hours later]

'Here is the chocolate you wanted.'

The Field was lowered, so the chocolate could be pushed through to the captain.

'You have only 12 hours to eat that. Enjoy!'

Hours of guzzling and chomping ensured...

[12 hours later]

Several soliders appeared as the feild was lowered. 'Captain' yelled an officer. 'Your time has come. Do have anything to say before your death?'

"Just one thing-you moles sure know how to make chocolate!"

As he was led out he realised he'd forgotten somthing.

"Oh yeah, just a friendly warning, My fleet 'aint the only pirate fleet. I founded dozens of Imperial Pirate fleets, all operating independently. I advise you increse the number of escorts with your convoys."

'Your words are noted'

The captain was lead along several winding corridors. Eventually, they reached the point. A large, primitive looking door was raised. It lead into a sort of arena. The captain was thrown in, and the door sealed behind him.

When the Captain ahd stood to his feet a small door opened and a 5ft dinosuar like creature ran out, and stared at the captain (yes, i did say 5ft)...

"Heh heh heh... this is the fuse I suppose. Time to deny them satisfaction!"

Snapping the cyanide capsule in his teeth, he fell to the floor, gasped for a few moments, and then was dead.

The Fusebox walked over to the captain. Sniffed his body, and being immune to most poisons, bit his neck, and began to devour him... There would be very little left of him soon...

Grand Lord Gregory appeared on a monitor after requesting contact.

"Is the pirate dead? Did he say anything?"

'Very little. An officer informs us that his last worlds were, 'Just one thing-you moles sure know how to make chocolate! Oh yeah, just a friendly warning, My fleet 'aint the only pirate fleet. I founded dozens of Imperial Pirate fleets, all operating independently. I advise you increse the number of escorts with your convoys'