NationStates Jolt Archive

Disclaimer: I have typos. I try to find 'em , but live with em. This post is a Politically Incorrect as they go, but it is happening in my nation :D

Adolf Gorring returned to his headquarters in Vvardenfell City after a long day on the stump. He settled down with his campaign managers, his friends, and what remained of his family in front of the TV, awaiting the election results. The exit polls had shown a tight race between Carville, Schroder, and himself. They sat down to watch BOX News, the most watched news network in Lame Bums, bringing fair and balanced news to all TVs.

At first, the results did not look good and Adolf began nervously twitching his mustasche and smoothing his hair.

First precinct:
Carville: 1,012,153
Paroutka: 1,301
Hoffman: 40,104
Schroder: 2,904,104
Bushton: 405,105
Gorring: 19,504

It turned out that the northern liberal districts were turning in their results first. After all the liberal districts turned in their results, the votes were:
Precincts 1-38
Carville: 2,501,693
Paroutka: 40,593
Hoffman: 170,204
Schroder: 7,903,540
Bushton: 954,205
Gorring: 504,289

As the night wore on, Carville caught up with Schroder and passed him, with the gap widening. Soon, Gorring caw his votes closing with Schroder as his districts were counted. The gap slowly but surely closed, 3 million, 2 million, 1 million, 600,000, 200,000....

Gorring then went into the bathroom to do his thing. When he came back, he was surprised.

The most heavily Nazi area in the country had just turned in their results and Gorring rushed past Schroder with a gap of almost two million, and just one vote behind Carville.

At 3:30 AM, Joe on BOX News finally gave the blessed announcement:

The election results are: (100% in)

Carville: 35,401,626
Bushton: 13,106,274
Hoffman: 9,013,502
Paroutka: 216,019
Schroder: 21,970,402 (Dead, does not count.)
Gorring: 37,904,125

Joe: Adolf Gorring of the New Aryan Order has been declared the winner.

Everyone in the room breathes a sigh of relief. Then they broke down, hugging and celebrating like madmen. The cops showed up, hearing of a ruckus, but when they found out about what the party was for joined the festivities.

The party lasted for an hour, during which several kegs of beer were consumed.

Now, we enter real-time, at 5:30 AM, just after Gorring has been declared the winner.

Gorring: Let's take to the streets! Let the world know of our great victory! Call up the Sturmabetilung! Get them out on the streets!

Rolf Rohm (Gorring's second in command and VP candidate): Yes, my fuhrer. (Calls on telephone to all major SA units nationwide.)

As they get ready to take to the streets, a smoke grnade is thrown in the window.

Rohm: OUT!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!

They hustle to the door, only to find a pack of angry Social Democrats waiting at the door with clubs.

They were stuck, outnumbered two to one.

Gorring: At 'em boys! Let 'em have it!!

Rohm: (with chair leg in hand) Charge!!
Stormtroopers: For the Fuhrer!!

A confused mess results right in front of the Palatine Hotel, with all cops busy quelling riots elsewhere. Eventually the Communists were broken up, but not without some hurt themselves. Gorring had a cut eye, Rohm was bruised, two campaign staff were out cold, and one had a broken arm.

Gorring (to Rohm) Take him and three other men to the hospital. Go! I'll rally the people!

Rohm: Yes sir! (hustles away with guard and injured man.)

Gorring: Come on, comrades! Let the banner of National Socialism fly as it never did before! Let us reunite and rid the world of Leftists now and ever!!

People: Hail to the Leader!

Gorring: To WAR!! Let us hold it high! If I should fail, wrap my body in a swastika banner!! Sieg Heil!!

People: Sieg Heil!!

Gorring: Forward, march!!

They quickly set off, heading for the Opernplatz, the main square in the city, one mile away. A column was quickly set up, and they marched in unison. Several people held up signs and swastika banners, inviting anyone to join them.

The stormtroopers bravely sang war songs right in the Social Democrat neighborhoods, inviting little violence: most were too afraid to come out.

Stormtroopers:
Uns're Fahne flattert uns voran!
Uns're Fahne ist die neue Zeit!
Wir marschieren for Gorring
Durch Nacht und durch Tod
mit der Fahne der Jugend fur Freiheit und Brot....

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More commoners and brownshirts joined the column, some even brought rifles for all to use. The column now numbered some 3,000 men, all armed with rifles and pistols. They now provocatively sang other war songs, many of which has become taboo and politically incorrect for the Social Democrats. The column rounded a corder, and were taken aback by what they saw.

A barricade had been set up, and over two hundred people had rifles and had taken up positions behind them.

Gorring: Halt!

The column stopped and both sides stared each other down for a few seconds (which seemed like a few minutes to the scared-shitless Socialists)

Both sides leveled rifles at each other. A shot fired down the next street in another riot.

Both sides exploded with gunfire. The Nazis took cover in what they could and some of the Socialists had already thrown their weapons down and run away. A major battle broke out there on the street. Within two minutes both sides had taken over 100 casualties combined and the column was bogged down.

Gorring: Get this column moving! (blows whistle) Come on, Kameraden! Have at 'em! Charge! Charge for Lame Bums and the National Socialist movement!!

All along both sides, screams broke out. The Nazis came out of their positions and charged the Socialists. Brief but bitter fighting yielded the barricade as many leftists had run away. The stormtroopers took great pleasure in gunning them down.

Gorring: Our first victory over the Left! Hail Victory! And on to the Opernplatz!!

The column took on their wounded and dead, intending to give them all full State burials. The Socialists were looted for weapons and valuables, and left to rot.

The Nazis met no further resistance for the next half mile, and rallied over 40,000 extra stormtroopers to the column. They came on the Opernplatz, and again - saw another massive barricade. There was no military presence. Some 5,000 armed Leftists stood in the way between Gorring and the Presidental House.

Gorring: Men! My Comrades! Long have we fought for freedom and bread. Long have our women been raped by these leftists and left for nothing. Long have they opressed us, the minority, powerless, helpless, left to rot on the street corner. But no more! There may be a day when we National Socialists lay down our common cause and fight each other and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! Today we fight! Today we win!! I bid you FIGHT, NATIONAL SOCIALIST COMRADES!!!

Nazis: TO THE DEATH!!!!

Gorring: CHARGE!!!

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This insane story will continue tomorrow when I have time. GTG y'all, give me your opinion.

To Fascist Confederacy: I'm talking to you also.

We shall recall our Freikorps once we know 100% Gorring is in power for sure. We will assist Gorring and his SA untill we know thier is no more communist threat.

Bump while I type in the post for the actual IC events. Yea, it'll be a long one.

The Nazis, 40,000 strong, charged across the plaza at the Communist positions. The Social Democrat VP candidate led the resistance, his name was Bob Edward.

Edward: Steady... Wait until they're right on...

Gorring: CHARGE FOR THE FOURTH REICH!!

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(It's the only picture I could find. Change the armor with Brownshirt uniforms, and get rid of the crappy interface.)

Edward: Fire!!

The Communists opened fire all along the line, and hundreds of stormtroopers fell. Another volley of shots flew, sending several dozen more to the grave.

Gorring: Return fire on my order! Three Two One FIRE!!

The Nazi line, still moving forward, opened with shot also. Many ricocheted off the crates and vehicles that had been piled up, but some found their mark. Cries of pain and death rang along the Communist line also. The Nazis charged to within 30 yards before firing another volley. The Communists responded in turn. The Nazis did. The dead were mounting to over a thousand in less than a minute. The Communists took aim again all along the line, ready to fire again at the charging stormtroopers-

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Oops.

OK, we're all on the same page, right?

Right. Back to the fight.

-only to find their view full screaming berserker Brownshirt. The Nazis leaped over the Communist barricades, wasting the entire first line of Communists. The second line was caught with it's pants down and the battle bogged down into melee combat. Amid the chaos, both Edward and Gorring were in the thick, each having sent over 20 of the opposition to the grave so far.

Eventually Gorring caught up with Edward, and a fierce mano a mano duel ensued, Gorring armed with a chair leg, Edward, a bayonet but no rifle.

Using a simple wrestling trick Gorring managed to beat Edward down.

Gorring: Any last requests?

Edward: Go to hell you Nazi scum!!

Gorring: When I'm through with you and the rest of the communist bastards, I'm going to screw your young wife and your little daughter. My son knows your daughter. It will be a shame.

Edward: Fuck you!!

Nothing more of the exchange. Gorring takes the bayonet and rams it into Edward's skull sending blood flying gloriously (and goriously) into the air.

Gorring: Comrades! Edward is dead! Spread the word!

Stormtroopers: Edward is dead! Edward is dead!

That was it. The Communists, poorly trained and unwilling to fight - and hearing of their leader's death - broke up. The stormtroopers took great pleasure in shooting them down in the same fashion as earlier that very same day. A few surrendered but were immediately bayoneted.

At this moment, Rolf Rohm showed up, with his cut bandaged. He was at the head of a column of armored vehicles and led another crowd of stormtroopers.

Rohm: All other communists have fled the city, and other reports nationwide give varied results. All cities in the south, center and west are completely in our control. The east is questionable but it might not require attention.

Gorring: And the north?

Rohm: Do you really want to know?

Gorring: What do you think?

Rohm: Every major northern city has gone up in flames and revolt, and they have declared secession. The United Socialist State of North Lame Bums, they call themselves. Their leader has been reconized as ex-general Joey Franks, and the border is the Vistula River. Massive numbers of refugees are already crossing to both sides in anticipation of war.

Gorring: Dirty Socialist Bastards! If it's war they want, it's way they'll get!! Rohm, send a batallion into the Presidental House and secure it. Take three divisions and parade around the city singing our anthem. Keep the last five divisions here in case of any other needs. But first, I need to make a speech! Where is the mike and the stump?

Rohm: I will get one myself from the house!

(Five minutes pass, a few more Communists presumed dead come alive but are immediately shot.)

Stormtrooper: My Fuhrer, here comes the stump you wanted.

Rohm comes back, carrying a podium. Two brownshirts are behind him, both carrying speakers and a mike. They are immediately set up.

Gorring: My comrades! After ten long years, we have done it! We will see a new National Socialist state like none ever before! But first, we have problems at home. The north has secceded! We cannot let these left-wingers take away our lands, our homes, and our people! We must fight for our national security, for our homes, for our volk!

(Stormtroopers roar approval.)
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The Nazi rally commemorating the election of Adolf Gorring.

The lefists want war. I say we give it to them, plus much more!

To War!!!

(Stormtroopers: To War!!)

Raze and pillage their lands. Burn their homes into the ground. Stop only when every last leftist is dead!! To War!!!

(The crowd, led by Gorring.)
War!!
War!!
War!!
War!!
War!!
War!!
War!!
War!!


..And thus closes this insane installment.

OOC: I need someone to RP the socialist splinter. They are doomed to lose but they should be able to resist with frustrating stubbornness.

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OOC: Wow, I hope that not all of the battles you're planning to RP are gonna be like that one.

That was like, 17th century Musket stuff.

OOC: Did the Nazi sormtroopers in the 1930s use that many rifles in comparison? They used batons, chair legs, and knives. Also, remember the Communists came from a prepared position and would fire only when ordered. What's better at point blank range, a rifle or a melee weapon?

Hint: Stormtroopers end in brawls, not rifle battles.

"Il Duce, another fascist government has arisen!"
"Giovanni this is excellent!"
"Sir they are Nazis." Silence fell over the republic office. The only thing that could be heard were the purring of the telegram cats at his feet.
"But...but they are Fascist right?"
"Yes."
"Do they like BOX news?"
"Yes."
"Are they ok with Catholicism?"
"I dont know sir."
"Ok. Send a telegram cat. It should read as this:
Dear Fascist brothers,
welcome to the political stage!
We wish to have good relations with you, but only after you tell us one thing:
What are your views on Catholicism?"

With that the little tabby cat was off

To Italia di Fascista:

This is Adolf Gorring, new leader of the Republic of Lame Bums. We are at war
with a secessionist state and have committed our full military effort into
regaining the area. Looking at the census data from last year, the old
government did not officially support any religion and neither will we. However,
92% of the population is Christian of some sort, with 65% being Catholic. I
personally am a Catholic and over half of my staff are.

Another telegram cat rubbed against the door of Lamebums new party headquaters. It read:
"Good. We will supply you with troops and supplies. Celebrations are in order. Long live fascism!

" We are pleased to see another facist nation arise. Your nation seems to be a Nazi Party State, not exactly our type but yet again, and possible ally. The Afrikaan Naso Empire would like to propose an alliance. We will also assist, if you require, in the repeling of communist scum of Slavs!"

Njomekieds Settlena - Minister of International Relations

OCC: The Hello Kitty car, OMG LMAO. Heh...

@ Italia di Fascista, AfrikaZkorps

I'm inviting you to a pre-release claim of lands on a new Earth VI, click here for the link to the forum. (http://s8.invisionfree.com/Earth_Six/index.php) Register as your name and sit it out until I manage to upload the maps. :)

roger that

Lazy bums...I have declared war on another nation. Join us.
OOC: Look at Earth VI forums

OOC: Is this a hint for me to continue my own fascist war RP? Sorry, I've had shitloads of RL stuff, but this was pretty much ripped off from mine :D

OOC: Not really, one has started in my own nation. The New Aryan Order (aka Nazi Party) had been a small political power for years. They exploded onto the scene in your absence. Jimmy Carville of the National Republicans is out. Adolf Gorring of the New Aryan Order is in. They have right-wing agends and may yet have common cause once the war against the secessionist state of North Lame Bums (leftists) is re-united and every last leftist dead.

But yes the title was boosted off yours because I have no imagination. And the Hello Kitty Ferarri was lame, I know. :D :D :D

OOC: So, if was to restart my old RP, how would this change in government affect your policies toward me?

OOC: That I would not be able to commit much of a military until the north is defeated, and after that maybe a more aggressive policy afterwards.

IC: We will ally with any right-wing, fascist, and/or Nazi nations.

Bumpity Bum Bump

Bump, visit my forum I rarely am here anymore.

ooc: LOL that pink car rocked, that shall become my presidental car