NationStates Jolt Archive

Newfoundland Bye is a very laid back country and it needs a very laid back president to represent them. This is your decision so make your votes count. Newfoundland Bye only really cares about one thing and that is their major export and source of income Codfish. Keep that in mind.

Partrick Swomwell
The first candidate Patrick Swomwell is a high energy Cod fisherman. He wants to do all he can for our Cod Exports. He also wants to open our waters to commercial fishers from other countries this may deplete our Codfish stock.

John Norris
The second candidate John Morris is a sofisticated buisnessman who is interested in our other minor resources such as oil and lumber. He is also interested in strengthening our military which we do not really have a need for.

Abdul Harrrram
The third Candidate Abdul Harrrram is an overthrowen dictator from the middle east looking for a country to push around. If he is elected he promises no education for women and nuclear and biological weapons.

Its your choice make it count
The Polls Close in Four Days

ah crap. i voted for the dictator without reading his description first on the basis of his cool name. i am what's wrong with america.

We congratulate you. Kervoskia has its national election later tonight.


-Prime Minister Vladamir I (Reform Party)

Our elections are also underway, and it looks like it could go three ways. We could have a pacifist tree-hugging socialist, a nationalist, or a neo-Nazi.

We have about 7 parties

How cliche...

On behalf of the Prime Minister of Canadas People the Hon Gen Heinz Publin, he would like to formally announce that he wishes to back the candidate Abdul Harrrram in the election race of Newfoundland Bye.

The Prime Minster wishes him the best of luck

John Hughes
Prime Minster Spokesperson
Canadas People Government