NationStates Jolt Archive


IH Celebrates its 4 Billioneth Citizen!

Independent Hitmen
03-02-2005, 21:35
Crowds have gathered throughout the nation to celebrate this milestone achievement.

The United States of Independent Hitmen has prepared silently for this celebration, but now 4 billion fireworks were lit and sent into the sky, covering all the major cities in the glow of gun powder.

President Anderson is said to be delighted, and has promised even greater things to come as the country continues to flourish and expand.

OOC: Not enough time for proper post sorry! hehehe!
McLeod03
03-02-2005, 21:45
<Official Broadcast>
From: King James VII, McLeod03

"I would like to personally congratulate our long-time friend and ally Independant Hitmen on this momentous milestone. I wish them every luck in the future, and raise a toast to them with the cabinet."

Behind the King, the viewer can vaguely see the form of several Government ministers attempting a drunken conga before tripping over a rug and landing in a pile of bodies next to a display case.

The King clears his throat before moving the camera back around, moving the conga-line out of view. "Uhh, yes, where was I? Oh, congratulations, and we'll speak again soon" As he turns away from the monitor, someone sets off a party cannon, a huge version of the small party poppers, and covers the entire room in confetti. Then another minister is seen chasing two maids with a feather duster, before the screen goes black.
Independent Hitmen
03-02-2005, 22:52
People watch the news broadcast on giant screens erected throughout the country, and have a good laugh.

Footage from the Presidential party is misteriosuly absent, although rumours have hit the streets that a paintball gun fight errupted when the Secretary of State arrived with several guns and nearly 20,000 rounds of ammunition.

President Anderson is said to make his second address to the people, in a multi-coloured suit, some time in the next hour.