NationStates Jolt Archive

10:30 pm hellgan launches a nuke at the un headquarters.
I wish to sack the UN. anyone with me. join.

"Comrade Partyleader Sir! They've nuked the U.N.!"

Covski sighed. "They've nuked the U.N. again?"

"Yes."

"All right then. Send them a complimentary gift basket."

"Yes, Comrade Sir!"

. . .it is kind of impossible to destroy the entire UN with one missle. . .

Damian spoke "i love gift baskets. And i love conquering. Join me in my fight aid me. And you will gain power."
Damian readies five more nukes and begins putting in the detination codes.

There's a n00 n00k n00b pl0t!? W00T! :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

;) :p

High above them, just scraping the surface of the atmosphere, was a far more ominous sight than mere nuclear missiles. Hanging in the air like some great steel bat was a Taldaani bomber. Light seemed to be absorbed into it: a potent air of darkness hung around the graceful curves. And so it should have. This one bomber carried enough firepower to level entire cities in a maelstrom of destruction, crumble nations into the roaring ocean, even cleave the very plates of the Earth in twain. And the nation of Hellgan was about to be the latest claimed by this angel of death, this hungry daemon.

"Open bay doors."
"Yes Sir."
"Release IGNORE bombs! This nation will remain as a vortex until they learn to play nicely!"

wow, n00b, this could be funny, and i am surpirsed that there are so few posts so far. This act is only one step down from

"i j0ok al o7 y9o!@ yooo all m1 slav5!"

The Fintlewoodle spy network intercepts the gift basket and sends it to the Cheif Elder as a present for his wife.

Good Day.

The interception and seizure of a gift basket sent by the Partyleader would normally be a cause for war. However, as all of the items in said basket had been painstakingly coated in a highly potent neurotoxin, we'll let you off the hook this time. Please be more careful in the future.

FCD Ministry of "Special Gifts"

OOC: Dear God.......

At a remote testing site in the Chinkian desert...

"Perfect." said Scientist X. Both scientists spoke solemnly.

"An inconsiderate n00b nation. Great for our UBER-EVIL evil secret plans. w00t."

"Go ahead. Mwahahaahahahaha."

"Dis is soooooo 1337 man."

"w00t."

And at that, the two strange little men launched their Intercontinental Ballistic Ignore Missile (ICBIM) at Hellgan and walked away into the darkness.

"that is all you people send at me is a few nukes ha". Damian spoke with furry as he watched his cities burn.Pieces of rubble fell from his building and the huge roofless office wich he used to call home was demolished. "Thousands dead so what" Damian smiled and remembered when he was young when he was sane and smiled.The door slamed opened damian spun with fear. Dimitry, his head military advisor had a fully auto fcc 22 pointed at his head. "youve gone to far Damian, put your hands on your head and get to the floor. Damian turned slowly and spoke."its not over the un is evil. I know I know they need to be washed away. They need ro die. He slammed down his foot and leaned forward out what used to be a window. dimitry spoke, Call the un tell them we give upand our leader has gone insane. i will take control of hellgan now. i want no trouble with the un. oh and Prepare the troops, i know Damian will send the fear unit and the hellgast. it looks like we might have a civil war. Dimitry spun around to his new sucsesor."You see what happens when you try to overhaul your life you crack and everyone is now your enemy. Remember this moment razial you will one day rule. make sure you dont turn out like this." dimitry looked down and handed his gun to Razial. Tell the men to start preparing a shelter for our citizens. This could get extreamly messy.

The Foreign Affairs Minister burst into Prime Minister Whitfield's office. "Sir, some idiot n00b has just launched a nuke at the UN!"

Prime Minister Whitfield laughed evilly. "Well, I can finally press that shiny red button then. Launch twenty earthquake missiles (ooc: check out second link in my sig) at said n00b. That'll learn them to mess with our UN Delegate position."

The news crier took up his position at the street corner.

"Headline! Headline! Small country challenges UN, launches nuclear strike!"

As they passed, citizens sniggered.

"Again? Goddess save us, they'll never learn..."
"I heard there was a bloody retaliation strike of IGNORE cannons!"
"Well, it is to be expected... It might be harsh, but what else can be done?"

And life as usual goes on...

OOC: God I hope this is a joke...

IC: The large black cannon aimed up towards the deep blue sky. Suddenly the ground shook as a huge black ball with a smiley face on it shot out. The face merely repeated...

"You are a noob, not even worthy of the level newb, go infect some other website and world with your rantings in the language noobish. I think we are all a little less intelligent after reading your rubbish posts. You are not worth the air you breath, and I hope to god you have not bred!"

That will teach those l33t n00k nations.

The Emporer yawns as he reads the newspaper. He runs across an article stating that someone attempted to Nuke the UN. He laughs hystarically as he flips past it right to the comics. "George?" he says into his phone.

"Yes your Excelency?" George Replies

"I want an official proclimation typed up about the attempted nuke of the Un by Hellgan. You know the drill of what to type."

He snickers as he replies to the emporer, "Yes, Sir." He then walks out of the room and begins to type up a message.

***OFFICIAL PROCLIMATION***

Here Ye. Ye Emporer of the Holy Empire of Shazbotdom decrees the following. Ye Hation of Hellgan are found to be biligerant retards and ye Holy Empire of Shazbotdom herby states that they are to cease operations or else they will become a province of Ye Empire. :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Ye Maggot Nation of Hellgan Shall Bow Before Ye Might of Emporer Shaz Bot!

Hellgan, I'll join you. My intensions were to take over the UN with the members and use them to take over the NS world. I'll protect you, and destroy the Invasionay Forces and counter their attack.

dimitry stood awed at the remarks of other nations. "Mabye they didnt hear me well enough the first time about damian. Ha Ha Ha our nation is in ruins the only thing to do is to release the arquilian army and hope for the best we must move now they wont back down either will we. Damian is gone where i have no clue if they want war with me so be it i have nothing to loose." dimitry raised his hand and slammed onto the desk" call the roman rebublic, tell him im in. Prepare a search for damian. oh and you find him Raziel shoot him." Dimitry turned and stared at his once great nation. " damian took it all from me. every thing i had. everything i wanted. Now everyone wants war." he spun quickly. "Raziel destroy the nukes i dont want to use them." Raziel spoke " but sir they will bombard us." "so be it... most of our people are dead we have the army alone. The backing of one and a Frieken crazy Dictator running loose. we have to go down fighting show them we are noble show them not to underestimate us." Dimitry smiled and laughed. "n00b, idiot. These people are nothing but cowards hiding behind a false state of security. They underestimated the wrong force." Dimitry picked up the phone and left a world wide note.
ANY ONE willing to aid hellgan or anyone who ever thought of taking on the un now is you chance now is the time. Let us rise let us rule.

Aha! But Hellgan, we have outmanoevred you!

[places IGNORE shields around the UN]

Penetrate that! ;)

i really dont care dude. I hate this nation so i will send it to its appending doom. Fight me dont be a coward

I will Fight you if you wish to be destroyed....

Hellgan, Do not hate you nation. This nation symbolizes you uniqueness. I will fight along side with you, along with your operatives. Your very good at RP.

Hellgan is somewhat of a let down. i do have another nation that is growing rapidly.(Peacefully) Dont worry i am a man of his word and i plan to fight to the death. When we win they will see. Dont worry about a thing. Everyone is working just as i pridicted. ( oh dont mind my spelling) Dimitry smiled and watched as enemy forces neared. "Ingnore me all you want. My quarrel will not be with you. Our time to rise is here.he paused then called the Roman Republic "Unleash the mecks." We shall Conquer or Die trying. "Rally our men this will be our great move."
Dimitry moved to his phone "wait were is the men of our treaty."
Dimitry turned and razeal spoke.
"sir we found damian."
"Good get him in here he must take this fight. Not i."
A figure appered in the dust and looked out the window
"now you see, They act as if they are justified. What does the un resemble How can one group conquer all. Why are people afraid to attack them"
Dimitry frowned and spoke.
"Sir i dont get it but you have heart i will back you."Damian picked up the phone and called the Roman republic.
"Commrade its been a while. I have returned and am looking forward to fighting by your side."

Vice Dictator Kombayn talks to Hellgan," Oh yes it is. My soldiers will mobilize."
"My men will protect your great country."

OOC:

Hellgan,

If i am to fight you In Character (IC), i want to know your exact military specs. Example would be what weaponry you have, vehicles, tanks, naval vessels, aircraft, etc. After you state what you have is only when i will state what i have. This is due to the fact that whenever i say mine first, a newbie nation always says that they have an "Ub3r 4rmy with 9,000,000,000 troops" when they only have a population of 5 Million. So state your military specs and then i will state mine.

Im a man of honor im not some newb whos out to godmode if you want a good fight ill give you one. i mean my spelling sucks but dont underestimate me.ill have my specs in 2 (rt) days

10:30 pm hellgan launches a nuke at the un headquarters.
I wish to sack the UN. anyone with me. join.
dude im with you :sniper:

Im a man of honor im not some newb whos out to godmode if you want a good fight ill give you one. i mean my spelling sucks but dont underestimate me.ill have my specs in 2 (rt) days
OOC:
And yet you post something like this. Launching nuclear weapons at the UN is:
a. Stupid
b. Suicide
c. Cliche
Think of something ORIGINAL.

OOC: Throwing pies a the UN? Radioactive turquoise pies of d00m!!!!111

In response to this action by Hellgan, the Guild has dispatched it's crack Squirrel IGNORE Suicide Bomber unit to Hellgan to promptly IGNORE them.

-Random Bureaucrat

OOC:
And yet you post something like this. Launching nuclear weapons at the UN is:
a. Stupid
b. Suicide
c. Cliche
Think of something ORIGINAL.
Yes at the time i no longer wanted my nation but i relized that it was worth it. If you read i tried to back out but i was to far in so insted of giving up i will fight. I destroyed all my nukes i know its not original but its a start. and disregard the subzero tempatures he hasnt a clue on what hes doing. i ask you do not attack him. as a act of good faith. He is new and hasnt a clue about this yet.
Damian looked as his city was lite up by the sun rising over the sea. "They will be coming soon" He spun around and looked to his right. "dimitry make sure the men are ready stay clear of any engagement thus far and stick to the bunkers. we are going to fight this without artilery. Bombs are uselees."
Dimitry frowned "SIR What are you talking about our bombs are the strongest things we have." Damian turned and stared at dimitry" ARE you blind man, Have you no clue. they wont be able to destroy us anymore unless they sink us wich in that case there would be no fight. Look at it as a football play you can blitz all you want but if the offence can stop it why use up the energy."
Damian turned and grabbed his phone. " Text this to the leader of the subzero tempatures.
Letter reads.
Due to recent events i will be forced to use the ignore shield over your nation. I can not allow you to fight in this war your to young of a nation and you woud be squashed in seconds. Stay out of this or you will be destroyed.
I told you were to go go there and grow then you may do what you want but for this one. STAY OUT!
Damian Hellgan (dave)
Damian turned and looked out the window "if he joins this war he will last no more than two seconds. I can not watch as his nation was destroyed cause a war i started. He must not be allowed to join this war. Tell the Fear unit they are under new rule i want them to be moved to his nation for good. Also send him a shipment of mechs(10,000). keep close eye on them make sure nothing goes wrong. And arm the arquilians make sure there ready." Smoke began to rise and the sound of men could be herd for miles. Damian walked slowly to his window and stared in awe. "there ready" what seem to a sea of men clicked there heels and stood in wait for there commanders words. "who are they? they are not all military." There survivers of the bombardment sir." Dimitry replied softly. Damian stood as the wind blew through the air raising the hellgan flag up and the sun lite up his balcony making him look like a god.
"ladies and gentelment. Many may think we are beat many may think we are outnumbered, Those people have destroyed your way of life. We must rise to the ocastion we must fight to the death. Do not look at it as death look at it as a new beggining. They plan to march on our beaches and walk over us like we are nothing well they have another thing coming. We will train you we will feed you we will avenge you. fight for us for for yourselves FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY..... For every death" Damian paused as sweat poored from his face it was silent "THERE IS A NEW BEGGINING" the sound rocked the ruins of a once wonderful city. He looked up and saw the sea of people saluting him with ambition in there eyes.They began to chant. FOR EVERY DEATH THERE IS A NEW BEGGINING. Damian smiled "send them all to the arquilian program we might have a shot at this after all." He saluted the crowd and turned in militristic form and walked out.

dude im with you :sniper:
i told you already no you are not ready stay out of this.

Hellgan you have my word, i will help you with anything. If you need protection than i will aid you in that, if you need someone to fight by your side than i will help you.

IC: Angelus stood in house, another argument with his wife.

" I have to have to help Hellgan, i signed the treaty. I need you and the kids to Nueve Italia, they are neutral and will protect you. I am good friends with Giovanni Dominicio Gori, we went to the same military acadamy."

" I'll send our kids, but I'm not going to leave you !" screamed his wife.

" If I die than you have to raise them."

" Dont talk like that"

He didnt want his three kids to die. The eldest was staying with Angelus, his name was Eric and he is 30 years old. from the day he was born he was raised in a world that knew only battle and strategy. If Angelus died than Eric would take over. The younger two Bobby and Stefanie were less militeristic and more gentle, they were both twins, at the age of nine. The argument was over and Angelus's family was leaving the next day to Nueve Italia. Angelus and Eric were the only ones left in the house.

Angelus you have my highst level of respect. i will acept your help. and i would like the help of the others on that treaty. I have an idea that i wish to talk to you about we must have a meeting. i will tell you on telegram were and when.
Damian