NationStates Jolt Archive

Official announcement of the United States of Allanea on the Subject of Goobergunchian Threats to Peacable Allanean Shipping

After a spurt of recent threats by the Goobergunchian government that the so-called Goobergunchian Coast Guard will take ‘action’ against peacable Allanean craft, in particular those belonging to Dolphin, Incorporated, the United States Government feels compelled to respond in kind.

Due to the threat presented by the so-called Goobergunchian Coast Guard to United States merchant shipping in the South-West Allanean Gulf, the United States Navy is forced to re-locate ships into the Gulf in proportion to the threat presented by the Goobergunchians.

In other words, five ships exactly will be relocated:

USS Condoleezza Rice(Nimitz-P class Aircraft Carrier)
USS Rosa Parks(Aissur-P class Battleship)
USS Annie Oakley(Sea Raptor class attack submarine)
USS Galadriel nos Cirdan(Sea Raptor class attack submarine)
USS Suzanna Hupp(Sea Raptor class attack submarine)

We would like to also remind our Goobergunchian friends our Prophetian Army Corps remains ready and alert, capable of repelling any threat.

Good Idea.

Huh? We requested that Allanean ships back off several months ago and there have been no incidents since then. Is the Allanean Government attempting to provoke a diplomatic crisis?

Emil Farvus
Goobergunchian Foreign Minister

Official Announcement of the United States of Allanea

We would like to remind the Unitary Democratic Republic of Goobergunchia that, according to their own statements, the Edolian War was never over. Well, since we’re neighboring a nation that’s still at war with us – and has been at war with us for the last few decades – what do they expect us to do if not to rebuild our armed forces?
The United States Government believes that this is the perfect moment to announce the relocation of two Nimitz-P class aircraft carriers, the USS George Walker Bush and the USS Fantasan to patrol the North Allanean Gulf in case of Goobergunchian aggression, escorted by ten Arleigh Burke-P class ships and one Samson - class cargo vessel. Futher, 100 light Galicia-Class amphibious assault ships (http://www.europeanaffairs.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7505) have arrived to the Allanean shore of the South Allanean Gulf.

Perhaps the Allanean government, due to their lack of existence at the time, missed the part where we declared that war to be ended due the Allanean surrender in the One Day War?

Also, who is the "Unitary Democratic Republic of Goobergunchia"? We know of no such nation.

Emil Farvus
Goobergunchian Foreign Minister