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Cedric Bainbridge, was just about to be in a world of shit. He was enjoying his week off relaxing in small town near the border of NoF, when he saw a local casino, and decided to check it out. He went in just like any other casino, and he played a few hands of poker, blackjack, you get the picture, well anyway, his winnings weren't very much. Cedric decided to check out the new roulete table, after winning a few rounds he decided that this was his thing, and that their was major money to be made, with this new contraption. He called his friend, Jacob over.
"I'm gonna bet everything on this hand, Jacob"
"Uh, I don't think thats such a good idea there, Ced," he said
"Oh trust me, its the best idea I've had since I decided to come here"
"But, that was a half an hour ago......."
"Shut up!" he bellowed, and stapped off to make his bet

I'm statistically at an advantge here, why wouldn't I do this, I will be a millionare, after I make this bet

Cedric walked up to the table, with a big bag of money
"I'd like to put everything red 28" he said calmly
Jacob looked at him with disgust, and muttered "This is a horrible idea"

little did he know! (http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/Nation_of_Fortune.jpg)

Round and round the little wheel it goes

Thump thump thumpity thump
click click click
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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click

"BLACK 17" yells the attendent at the table

"WHAT!?!?!?!" yelled Cedric, "That can't be right!"

Jacob put his head in his hands as Cedric started yelling and screaming.
shortly two hefty bouncers showed up and took a hold of Cedric, dragging him into the back room. Cedric was thrown on the floor, and he dared not look up in fear of what he might see.

"Rise you imbecile!" yelled an angry sounding voice

Cedric stayed where he was, and was kicked by one of the bouncers in the ribs. Cedric got up after that, favoring his side, and avoiding eye contact with the man.

"Do you know who I am?" said an angry looking man

Shivering Cedric coughed, he could taste some blood, finally he managed to squeak out, "I can't say that I do, sir"

"I am the owner of this casino, and you owe me alot of money" he asaid forming a grin on his thin face

"How much," was his only response, but in a very weak voice

"I'll just say enough to buy a small country, and if you don't find me my money, or a small country, your dead"

"I'll get right on that, sir" he said, as he was heading out the door, and planning on an extended visit to some small remote country

"One thing before you go, when was the last time you went to a dentist?"

"I don't think I've ever been to one, why?"

"Cause when the police find your body, their gonna need dental records to identify your body" cackled the man, forming an almost sadistic grin

Cedric walked straight out of the casino, and to his car, where, Jacob was waiting.

"Jacob, were going out, and were getting shitfaced, NOW!"

Later that evening, Cedric was guided home by Jacob. When he got there cedric said, "Jaykoob....... round up the men, I......I knead to ....." he thought about it for a minute "I knead to tac at theeem" he said, swaying slightly

"Ok, as long as you stay here, and stay out of more trouble" Jacob said grabbing his coat.

Jacob went and got six other people, hoping that they could support him in his time of need.

"ooooHkay men, I have an ideaR, yesh, I does. Shinch I arm going to dieee, here pretty shoon sho shere goes my ideaR........" Cedric continued to tell the people his plan to invade Poland, most of which was indecipherable at the time, but sounded like a good way to save his hide.

"This is crazy!" one of them said, and promptly left

Another said "You woke us up at two for this?"

"I'm with him" said a third as he left, leaving three friends and Jacob, to commit this insane plan.

"Sho air you eight up fer thish ideaR?" said Cedric in a drunken stupor

"Alright,I'm always up for an invasion" said one of the men

"What the hell, why not" said a second

the third said " If those two go, I guess I do"

Jacob looked around in disbelief, "I can't believe you people are actually doing this."

after much convincing, Cedric convinced him to to join the "Invasion party"
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the next morning, Cedric grabbed all those weapons that he had smuggled out of the army, including an M-60, a couple AK-47's, three hand gernades, and a flak jacket that had a peace button on it. As he mounted the gun on his pickup, he pulled on his helmet, which he had written "Born To Kill" on

He pulled his pickup to his "troops" houses, all of which had come to the "Mechanized" division armed with AK-47's and grenades

After all five of the men mounted on the pickup Cedric yelled "Poland! Here we come!" They were flying an NoF flag on the pickup.

OOC: Your sending 8 people wiht AKs and an M-60 to take over Poland, good luck.

OOC: Your sending 8 people wiht AKs and an M-60 to take over Poland, good luck.
OOC: 5 people actually, I was inspired more or less by Kaukolastan's War on Water (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=290878)

OOC: Alright. But Poland isn't small and it has an army.

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OOC: I'm sorry I haven't continued, but I've been having some RL problems and have been lacking inspiration for what to say, and I really don't want to do something half assed and crappy, I haven't forgotten about it, and I still plan on finishing it, but for now I can't think of anything, I'll try to update before monday

OOC: 's ok.

As they came within several Kilometers of the border of Poland, Cedric pulled his truck over.
"OK men, we need to come up with a plan."
The men looked nervously at each other, and one of them asked "You hadn't though tof that before hand?"
"No, not really, this is all sort of spur of the moment"
"Great" he muttered under his breath.
After a few minutes of planning they were off, and this time they had a plan!

As they pulled up to the border, thry opened fire with the M-60, killing most of the guards, and injuring many others. Before they sped off, into the country, Cedrick stepped out of the truck and yelled
"Long live the Mercenary State of Nation of Fortune, before we are done here Poland will no longer be it's own country, but instead a colony of NoF!"

ARE WE GOING TO WAR?
That question was all over every newspaper, news station, and website in Poland, as the five would be invaders traveled deeper into the Polish country side. After they got thoughly lost in the country side, they turned on the radio, after about 5 minutes of fumbling around, they realized none of them understood what was being said, and they gave up. They decided to set up camp for the night, taking turns on watch duty. When they set up camp, they realized they had another problem, food, none of them had brought any. They thought back to their days in the NoF military, and the survival stuff they had been taught. after about an hour of searching, they realized they were going to be hungry tonight.

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Cyrus Lanier, the Commandant of Nation of Fortune, was outraged by this news. He immediatly offered Poland any support they would need, and claimed no affiliation with these "psycho's". After much debate the President of Poland claimed he would only accept this as a misunderstanding if Cyrus sent in a task force to rid his nation of these crazy men, Cyrus immediatly agreed to his conditions.