NationStates Jolt Archive

A tall, gold clad man enters the General Assemby Hall. He comes up to the jade podium aside the Secretary General and President:

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the General Assembly, I am pleased to present His Excellancy, Chancellor-President of the Republic of Dovakhan"

[CLAPS]

A shorter man comes to the stage (His words are being translated from Dovakhanese)
"Ummm, good afternoon? I am the leader of the nation of Dovakhan, I hope to enact trade bonds with you the people of the world..."
The man runs off the stage to vomit.

[Slightly Hesitant Claps]

OOC: LOL

IC: The Chancellor-President has no reason to feel ashamed or embarrassed. The very mention of the UN make Farminans feel like that; it is a logical response.
-Justinian, Ruler of Farmina,
High Priest of the Grey Catholic Church

The small man approaches the gentleman from Farmina after the conferance:

Thank you for your support sir, I would invite you to join the Justician Community, but we only allow democracies in our union.

Ab-shalom and greetings.

Many welcomes to our number. May your days within the UN be long and many, and may the Prophet smile on your ventures.

Namaste,

Caliph Suleman ben Ghaziri al-Din
Vastivan Delegate to the United Nations
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva