NationStates Jolt Archive

Connistan, an Armed Republic and Sitting Chairman of the RPOL Consortium is looking for your used and captured military hardware (OOC:Modern Wepons systems, no future tech) To include small arms, and Land Sea and Air assets. We may also be able to assist you in divesting yourself of "other" spoils.

Furthermore, If your ecconomy is having problems dealing with the necessary expenditures of maintaining prisoners of war, we are willing to assist nations in this predeciment by housing them in our progressive prison and reforment acadamies.

Interested Parties should contact their closest Connistani embassy for imediate negotiations.

The Imperial Army is willing to give over to Connistan some yarn and a few bales of wheat captured during our last war. On second thought, we want the wheat. We'll give you yarn. Hell, we'll keep that, too. Prisoners of war? We have more prisoners in our country then you have people in yours. Oh, what the hell, here's some yarn.

Regards,
The Emperor

The Imperial Army is willing to give over to Connistan some yarn and a few bales of wheat captured during our last war. On second thought, we want the wheat. We'll give you yarn. Hell, we'll keep that, too. Prisoners of war? We have more prisoners in our country then you have people in yours. Oh, what the hell, here's some yarn.

Regards,
The Emperor


Hahahahaha!!!

Nice!