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Farminan Video Conference on Green Revolution

Farmina
31-01-2005, 12:43
OOC: This is open to all friends of Farmina.

IC: Justinian looked around. He was surrounded by a series of screens each linking him to the leader of a different nation. Behind him stood the Grand Chancellor of the Elected Councils and Supreme Commander of the military.

The Supreme Commander passed Justinian a large ceremonial sword. Justinian raised it to his face and then held it against his chest, as procedure required.

“We must do away with that formality,” he thought.

“The Conference is now in session,” he said in his most regal voice.

“Farmina, as most of you are aware have executed the war criminal Hansard Blivx. This has had repercussions. A coalition of socialist Islamic (OOC: noobs) nations, who identify themselves at the Green Revolution, have began scouring Farmina’s human rights record. They look for genocide, but they will not find it. I however have heard from God himself, this façade is a distraction, they will attack anyway. Farmina expects to be outnumbered 4 to 1. While Farmina has a history of being outnumbered, it has never been this heavily. Farmina also lacks the naval capacity to fight the five misbelievers. Let it be clear, I am not asking you to fight, I’m just seeing what is on offer if I did call upon you.”

He paused.

“Dumpsterdam, our oldest ally, in recent times our alliance cracks. I was opposed to your involvement in Sydney’s rebellion and your plans to move against the Missippian Federation. You were disappointed in the great execution. However we still wish for your ships to sail alongside Farmina’s.”

“President Kowaski, Mike if you will. The Marine nation and we were enemies until very recently, but treaty binds us now. As you promise food supplies to our nation, I suggest you increase the protection on the freighters. I will also be withdrawing guards from the Marine contractors repairing our fields. You also pledge to aid us against unjustified threats. Socialist Islam is most certainly an unjustified threat.”

“My dear Manhands. I am sure your entire army will rise to the Churches call,” said Justinian.
He failed to mention that if Manhands didn’t comply then the Farminan forces stationed in Manhands would destroy the current regime, but it didn’t need pointing out.

“Generalissimo, J.L. as I understand it you are under blockade. This is most unfortunate, but we hope that such things go away by the war, in which case, will you help us?”

Justinian paused again.

“The threat of Socialist Islam cannot be tolerated, none the less allowed to aggress against a Capitalist Christian nation. The Green Revolution must fail. They teach the twin languages of the Devil and it shall not be tolerated. Their beliefs amount to tyranny. We shall fight in God’s name and we shall win!”

With that Justinian placed his sword on the table. He looked around at the screens. “Who in this conference puts their sword with mine?”
Dumpsterdam
31-01-2005, 12:52
A part of the Grand Armada will be dispatched due to another operation to move against Rayne and Azrael.

Our naval stormtroopers and ships stand under the command of Lord Admiral Vox, he will see to the defence.

Someone you trust.
Farmina
31-01-2005, 13:02
"We thank Dumpsterdam as always. The Empire has always been benevolent and generous," said Justinian, making a small head bow to the camera.
Roach-Busters
01-02-2005, 02:02
Roach-Busters pledges to do everything humanly possible to aid our great ally, Farmina, against the Socialist plague.
Farmina
01-02-2005, 02:06
"And for that we thank Roach-busters in the upmost degree," said Justinian again giving a small head bow to the camera, "God bless your nation."
Karuchea
01-02-2005, 02:09
To: Farmina alliance
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

We were simply looking into your human rights records due to arising concerns, as you said, we had found nothing. However, your beligerant attitude and clear-cut intentions to raise something more out of it and build an alliance to destroy Islam and the Arabic race concern us greatly and if it is a war you want, it is a war you will find. We will not back down from this Western aggression. If you insist on pursuing the matter further, we will be forced to fight, however, there is still very much room for you to stop this and for us to both walk away peacefully.
Farmina
01-02-2005, 02:11
To: Farmina alliance
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

We were simply looking into your human rights records due to arising concerns, as you said, we had found nothing. However, your beligerant attitude and clear-cut intentions to raise something more out of it and build an alliance to destroy Islam and the Arabic race concern us greatly and if it is a war you want, it is a war you will find. We will not back down from this Western aggression. If you insist on pursuing the matter further, we will be forced to fight, however, there is still very much room for you to stop this and for us to both walk away peacefully.

This meeting never took place as far as you are concerned. You know not of our allys.
Alexias
01-02-2005, 16:22
To: Farmina alliance
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

We were simply looking into your human rights records due to arising concerns, as you said, we had found nothing. However, your beligerant attitude and clear-cut intentions to raise something more out of it and build an alliance to destroy Islam and the Arabic race concern us greatly and if it is a war you want, it is a war you will find. We will not back down from this Western aggression. If you insist on pursuing the matter further, we will be forced to fight, however, there is still very much room for you to stop this and for us to both walk away peacefully.


Guy, I keep telling you, YOU ARE NOT THE ARAB WORLD OR THE ARAB RACE.

When will you get that through your head? God.....
Khudukstan
02-02-2005, 00:29
OOC: Alexias, was that supposed to be IC? If so, you are very odd. If not, leave off. Karuchea is roleplaying, and Mohammed El-Shabbazz would not be the first Muslim politician to claim to speak for Islam as a whole.
Farmina
02-02-2005, 09:49
Please refrain from posting unless it is on topic; that is the threat of Socialism and the freaky policies of the Green Revolution.