NationStates Jolt Archive


Daily Catnip! Volume 23, Issue 4

Krowemoh
31-01-2005, 08:02
The Daily Catnip!
More then your Daily Recommended Allowance of Informantional Catnip.

The "Big Three" to Offer Funding to VersaLife for Life Span Serum!

Today, the CEOs of Vector Industries, Gowa Industries, and the Ultor Corporation, have offered funding to the VersaLife Corporation to restart their Neko Life Span Increasing Serum Project.

Long ago, during the reign of Princess Yumi Mew, VersaLife began to work on this serum, which was expected to increase natrual Neko Lifespan by 200% or more, but meet with many difficulties and had to trash their project, which resulted in more then a 70% drop in their stock and share prices.

This expressed funding from the Big Three has boosted the failing Corporations Stock, and the CEO has expressed that VersaLife will not stop until the Serum is perfected...
The Resi Corporation
31-01-2005, 08:13
((OOC: Probably cheaper than our Phoenix Machines, but still no match for 'em. ;) ))
Krowemoh
31-01-2005, 08:54
((OOC: Resi! You're back. Good to see you again. I thought you quit NS. How ya been?))
The Resi Corporation
04-02-2005, 05:48
((OOC: Resi! You're back. Good to see you again. I thought you quit NS. How ya been?))
((OOC: I did quit NS, but that got boring so I came back. I'm alright, thanks for asking. :D

If you're still stationed on Earth, or you came back here, you could move to my new region (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=394806). It's like the Corporate Islands, only more agressive towards itself. :p ))
Kanuckistan
04-02-2005, 06:37
((OOC: Probably cheaper than our Phoenix Machines, but still no match for 'em. ;) ))



OOC:
Pfft; clinical immortality genetweaks in Kanuckistan are on the verge of falling below four figures USD per treatment. And they're hereditary. :p
Automagfreek
04-02-2005, 06:50
OOC: KROWEMOH!!!!!!! :)
Krowemoh
04-02-2005, 07:02
((OOC: AUTOMAGFREEEK! *Glomps/Huggles!* Hiyas! :D

Sorry Resi, but Krowemoh is a Space Nation now. We're in a star system far, far away now... But, Gnufasur, my Separtist Nation Alt, is on Earth. They're an off shoot of Krowemoh, ya know. :D))