NationStates Jolt Archive


Jimmy Carville Celebrates Victory

Lame Bums
31-01-2005, 00:40
-=BOX News Room, Anequina City=-

Hello this is Sam from BOX news, giving an update on the election. With 72% of all precincts reporting with the vote counts, president Jimmy Carville's re-election seems assured, according to his aides. He is currently up 21 million popular votes over his challenger and it is unlikely it will change. It was celebrated with several bottles of expensive 1940 champagne.

"We did it again" says Karl Boxer, leader of the Carville campaign.

Down the left field, masses of crowds have gathered in many northern cities crying election fraud. The Social Democrats want a recount.

We will see what happens as the night goes on. This is Sam from BOX News, signing out.

(Crappo Theme Song.)