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A famine has been caused by this war: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393505&page=3&pp=15 The invaders destroyed so much in their rampage, that 1,000,000 of my people are in danger of starving, or worse! :eek: Please, United Nations, feed my people!

bump. Come on, feed us, please?

Edit: If we can't feed ourselves, how can we defend ourselves?

Although we sympathise with your issue, I think this sort of thing belongs in the International Incidents or NationStates forum.

I could be wrong though :}

A famine has been caused by this war: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393505&page=3&pp=15 The invaders destroyed so much in their rampage, that 1,000,000 of my people are in danger of starving, or worse! :eek: Please, United Nations, feed my people!
Lowest crime rate in the entire nationstates. Congratulations!

Not to be cold-hearted about it, but it was your government's policies that put your people in danger of starvation.

You broke it; you fix it.

Lowest crime rate in the entire nationstates. Congratulations!

Not to be cold-hearted about it, but it was your government's policies that put your people in danger of starvation.

You broke it; you fix it.

Did you read the article? I attacked them, burned their food supply, and now they are in big trouble. I won't help them, though! :p

MrSparkleland will send enough food to feed them.

Ryloss will then in turn burn Sparkeland's food supply, for not passing a resolution and filing in triplicate.

Ryloss will then in turn burn Sparkeland's food supply, for not passing a resolution and filing in triplicate.

What are you talking about? What UN resolution says you can't feed starving people? Also, You can't burn a whole food supply!

Would you guys get a room?

This belongs in international incidents, not the NSUN.

What are you talking about? What UN resolution says you can't feed starving people? Also, You can't burn a whole food supply!
That's a hilarious .sig line, btw.


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If you can't burn a whole food supply, then this whole thread is moot. You said you burned their food supply. Also, no resolution, but obviously the UN must keep a record of it's actions. If something hasn't been approved, registered, and filed in triplicate, then it doesn't exist.

(Post-script: If your having difficulty telling, this is meant in a satirical sense. I'm commenting on several aspects of current UN proposals. Anyways, the mark of good satire is that you can't tell whether or not it's serious. Apparently, I'm not a good satirist. Or maybe most people are too stupid to recognize a good satire when they see one and I'm making sure this doesn't come back to bite me.)

Edit: Yeah. This one did come back to bite me. Not a major bite, but still. Gotta type faster.

If a resolution is to be voted on Kervoskia will vote on it. We are sorry for the deaths and you will be in the thoughts of the People. If you need food until a resolution is passed, we shall help as much as we can.

If a resolution is to be voted on Kervoskia will vote on it. We are sorry for the deaths and you will be in the thoughts of the People. If you need food until a resolution is passed, we shall help as much as we can.

Noone died because MrSparkleland, Vastiva, and Skinnyland are feeding my people.

Draganovia is putting together a relief effort to help feed the hungry, we are awaiting government approval though.

OK, Dragonovia, You can feed me, but the famine is almost over