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Foxsteni news:

The right-wing Treasurer of Foxstenikopolis, Brian o'fox, has just been assasinated by a sniper. Here is a police sketch of him killing our leader based on eyewitness description: :( :sniper: The suspect apears to be a Kariyak... but that's all until we can confirm. (By the way, in case you were wondering how we could tell what ethnic group he was, We can't, the people of Foxstenikopolis are pretty stupid.

"We praise this action as work not of a Communist, but of the people. The people of Foxstenikopolis clearly desire a regime change and the Great Socialist Jamahiriya of Karuchea will support any group within Foxstenikopolis whether for the Third Universal Theory or not that wants a new progressive leadership!"
- Ahmed Malik, Vice-Chairman of the Committee for National Defence of the Great Socialist Jamahiriya of Karuchea

Foxsteni news: The suspect was found to actually be O'Fox's brother. He paid him 1 Foxz to shoot him because he wanted to kill himself! Here is a new sketch:

Good bye cruel world!--> :( :sniper: <--- Alright! A Foxz!

Just kidding! (Stupid Foxstenis!)

Kariyakistan has admited that your beloved treasurer was murdered by one of our own, Kalam Abdul Hamid Akman Abin! (In Kariyakistan, it is somewhat normal to have five, or even 7 names :p ) Though his actions were not supported by the Kariyak government, we have granted him safe asylum because we are jerks like that! :mp5: :sniper:

Release him or else, Kariyakistan! or we will kill you! :mp5: Kill you! By the Foxsteni constitution, you must release him for trial in Foxstenikopolis!

The Jerklandwhereweplayallthetime of Frisbee Freaks pleges an alliance with Kariyakistan if they go to war with Foxstenikopolis. We have a score to settle! ;)

...and this was how World War I was started...

The Jerklandwhereweplayallthetime of Frisbee Freaks pleges an alliance with Kariyakistan if they go to war with Foxstenikopolis. We have a score to settle! ;)

Stay out of this, Juun! This is our fight!

To: Kariyakistan
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

We pledge full support if you should go to war, in the struggle of our Green Revolution and Pan-Arab Socialism we will help any Arab nation that needs it. Just give us the go-ahead and we will have 60,000 troops with full armor and air support on their way. In solidarity, from the Great Socialist Jamahiriya of Karuchea.

Official Responce on this issue by the Communist Party of the SovietRepublicofRussia:

We view your attempts to try to force this freedom fighter out of assylum which by no means can you take any action against the nation protecting this fighter and any attempt at it will be met with a full responce by the armed forces of SRoR.

To: Kariyakistan
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

We pledge full support if you should go to war, in the struggle of our Green Revolution and Pan-Arab Socialism we will help any Arab nation that needs it. Just give us the go-ahead and we will have 60,000 troops with full armor and air support on their way. In solidarity, from the Great Socialist Jamahiriya of Karuchea.

1. What gave us away that we were Arabic? Was it because we are called Kariyakistan Was it because our embsies in Foxstenikopolis have people wearing turbans? Was it because 47% of our people have either "Mohammad" or "Hammid" in our name? Was it because we must pray 5 times a day and rarely eat on rammadan? Praise Allah! More Arabs! :)

2. We may need your support...

Official Responce on this issue by the Communist Party of the SovietRepublicofRussia:

We view your attempts to try to force this freedom fighter out of assylum which by no means can you take any action against the nation protecting this fighter and any attempt at it will be met with a full responce by the armed forces of SRoR.

Look man, he killed one of our leaders, and contrary to what many of you think, our people like the guy. We must bring either him, or our government to justice! Our constitution says he is innocent until proven guilty.

...and this was how World War I was started...

Yes, I've noted the similarities. We might have our own big war... :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

Stay out of this, Juun! This is our fight!

Whaaaaaah! :( You Jerk! I'm afraid of you! Baby cry! :( (runs back off to Frisbee Freaks's Foxstenikopolis embasy, crying like a baby) scared! :(

Whaaaaaah! :( You Jerk! I'm afraid of you! Baby cry! :( (runs back off to Frisbee Freaks's Foxstenikopolis embasy, crying like a baby) scared! :(

Great! We already lost ourselves an ally! :headbang:

Whaaaaaah! :( You Jerk! I'm afraid of you! Baby cry! :( (runs back off to Frisbee Freaks's Foxstenikopolis embasy, crying like a baby) scared! :(

Wow, that was easy knocking them out of the war....

(Juun in his huge luxery bomb resistant bunker with enough supplies to feed Juun, and some of his comrades for company for a year. Did I mention it had a hot tub?)

So scared, so Scared... :( Santy Claus, Buddha, Jesus, Spongebob, Allah, anyone? HEEELLP MEEE!!!!

(Juun in his huge luxery bomb resistant bunker with enough supplies to feed Juun, and some of his comrades for company for a year. Did I mention it had a hot tub?)

So scared, so Scared... :( Santy Claus, Buddha, Jesus, Spongebob, Allah, anyone? HEEELLP MEEE!!!!

Look, He just said 9 words to you, and you are now hiding in your palace/bunker, asking the gods of all these religions to save you? What is going on here? You need to be tougher than that, man! How about taking a few steps out of your bunker, and you will see, you can fight, especially with allies...

a few steps out of your bunker

TOO FAR!!! TOO FAR!!! It's safe here, no meany Foxes are going to kill me, Whaaaaah! I've hired a sniper to kill me if a Foxy with a gun comes near here. YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!!! I think I'm going to be sick...

TOO FAR!!! TOO FAR!!! It's safe here, no meany Foxes are going to kill me, Whaaaaah! I've hired a sniper to kill me if a Foxy with a gun comes near here. YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!!! I think I'm going to be sick...

Ok, you're a wimp.

To: Kariyakistan
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

We are ready to make up for the aid you have lost and are willing to send a combined 150,000 troops out of "Green Revolution" to help. In solidarity and as always, for Allah.

Kariyakistan, give us the accused murderer for trial, NOW!!!

Foxstenikopolis, one more threat directed towards an Islamic nation and the Islamic Jamahiriya of Pracha will declare war and begin the assault! We will not stand by and watch Imperialist leaders threaten the Islamic world anymore. Death to the West and Praise Allah!
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Premier Aliyah of the Islamic Jamahiriya of Pracha

*President Hamas sounds the alert and all MiG 29 and MiG 33 pilots get into their planes and prepare to take off at a moments notice. T-95 and T-98 tanks begin rolling to the Quezadria border. In a moments notice Hamas is prepared to launch a 25,000 man invasion into Foxstenikopolis to support the Pracha and Karucha*

Foxstenikopolis, one more threat directed towards an Islamic nation and the Islamic Jamahiriya of Pracha will declare war and begin the assault! We will not stand by and watch Imperialist leaders threaten the Islamic world anymore. Death to the West and Praise Allah!
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Premier Aliyah of the Islamic Jamahiriya of Pracha

Ok, let me get something straight to you guys. I have nothing against Islam. I would be more than happy to co-exist with all the Islamic nations of the Nation States world. I respect you Islamic countries, but please, respect our constitution! I will not let a murderer get away with what he had done! So, while the Foxen people love peace, we will threaten war against the murderers. Kariyakistan currently shelters a murderer, that threatens our free and prosperous, peace-loving land. Please, we can work this out...

Stop! Muslims, please do not wage your unjust war against the people of Foxstenikopolis! You are not the only people that wish to have save, and prosperous lives. That man (I forgot the murderer's name :p ) is a danger in society, and you are all willing to protect him? You all should be ashamed! Those who protect murderers are as bad as the murderers themselves!

Ok, let me get something straight to you guys. I have nothing against Islam. I would be more than happy to co-exist with all the Islamic nations of the Nation States world. I respect you Islamic countries, but please, respect our constitution! I will not let a murderer get away with what he had done! So, while the Foxen people love peace, we will threaten war against the murderers. Kariyakistan currently shelters a murderer, that threatens our free and prosperous, peace-loving land. Please, we can work this out...

To: Foxstenikopolis
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

As Prime Minister of the Great Socialist Jamahiriya of Karuchea and as a leader of the Islamic world we respect your dedication to your constitution. However, the only law that we abide by is the law of the Allah and we must protect our Arabic brothers if war occurs. If you decide to press the matter further on Kariyakistan we will declare war on you and I am sure Prachanda and Quezadria would follow suit. We're very sorry for this incident, but the Third Universal Theory and the Green Revolution bow to no one.

Karuchea, we are all brothers under God (or Allah, basically the same thing) But, we want peace, and we will negotiate with you, and the Kariyak people so I can get the murderer, and we can all have peace. Peace be with you, and everyone. The last thing I want is another war. So please, I'm willing to respect the laws of Islam, but you should respect that our constitution says we need to reach this murderer.

Foxstenikopolis is right, I'm afraid. I will hand over the murderer for a fair trial. It is the great Allah's will!

DO IT! WAGE ONE OF YOUR HOLY WARS THAT YOU GUYS LIKE!!! Yeah! Fight the infidelic swine of Foxstenikopolis! Kill them!

To: Kariyakistan
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

Do not bow down to the West like this, certainly bowing down to anyone other than Allah is not Allah's will. Do not hand over the assassin, we will only go to war if you are attacked so do not fear western aggression. Reconsider the hand-over, we beg of you.

People's Paper
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Demonstration
Tirania, Karuchea- Today thousands of Green Militant Youth came to Revolution Square to hold a demonstration. They brought pictures of Kalam Abdul Hamid Akman Abin, the assassin of the Foxstenikopolis minister and chanted "For Kalam and For Allah" and "No Mercy for the West". Prime Minister Mohammed El-Shabazz delivered a speech along side Vice-Chairman of the Committee for National Defence, Ahmed Malik with one part of the speech going "This is a definitive action heard by all of the people of the Islamic world. The Westerners will not win this battle, for the Arabic World is growing more united every day and is preparing to struggle for the victory of the Green Revolution and the Third Universal Theory of Direct Democracy!"

To: Kariyakistan
From: Mohammed El-Shabazz

Do not bow down to the West like this, certainly bowing down to anyone other than Allah is not Allah's will. Do not hand over the assassin, we will only go to war if you are attacked so do not fear western aggression. Reconsider the hand-over, we beg of you.

To: Mohammed El-Shabazz
From: Mohammid Ali Akbar

I do this not because I fear them, but because I feal they are right. A war against the people of Foxstenikopolis because we try to protect a murderer is not a Holy War. Kariyakistan serves only Allah, and will help any of our brothers, even the predominitly Christian nation of Foxstenikopolis. I believe Allah loves all people, and we should use the Jihad if we are threated. Foxstenikopolis is peaceful, and as such, we will give him that dangerous man that killed one of their leaders. A great crime was commited! We must now bring that man to justice! I hope you understand. Peace be with you, and Allahu Akbar!

I am sure actually, that we can work something out. I am willing to pay reparations for the death of your man in exchange for the life of the assassin so that he may be delivered to Pracha, Prachanda safely.
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Message from Premier Aliyah

I am sure actually, that we can work something out. I am willing to pay reparations for the death of your man in exchange for the life of the assassin so that he may be delivered to Pracha, Prachanda safely.
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Message from Premier Aliyah

From: Prime Minister Mohammed El-Shabazz
Actually, the idea of reparations is a great one. We are willing to pay $ 157,000,000 in exchange for the life of the assassin. At this point, the people of my country demand that I save the assassin and as a Direct Democracy, I can do nothing to stop them if it is their will.

Come on, Muslims! Wage a holy war, and kill them! I mean, uh, I'm scared! :(

From: Prime Minister Mohammed El-Shabazz
Actually, the idea of reparations is a great one. We are willing to pay $ 157,000,000 in exchange for the life of the assassin. At this point, the people of my country demand that I save the assassin and as a Direct Democracy, I can do nothing to stop them if it is their will.

That gives me an idea. His great crimes will be bought out for say, 5,000,000 Foxz? However, he will still be banned from Foxstenikopolis for the rest of his days, and he must live with the Kariyaks. For 5,000,000, I will forget his crimes, but he can never come back. Deal?

From: Prime Minister Mohammed El-Shabazz

My offer is this:
1. We secretly transfer $157,000,000 to Foxstenikopolis.
2. Foxstenikopolis hands over the assassin to us in Karuchea.
3. The Assassin can never return to Foxstenikopolis.

No Peace! Kill Foxstenis! Like this, see: :( :mp5:

death to the infidels!

From: Prime Minister Mohammed El-Shabazz

My offer is this:
1. We secretly transfer $157,000,000 to Foxstenikopolis.
2. Foxstenikopolis hands over the assassin to us in Karuchea.
3. The Assassin can never return to Foxstenikopolis.

I just want to ask: what do you wish to do with the assassin?

Official Responce from SRoR:

The government of the SovietRepublicofRussia will be renouncing support for any side in this conflict with the bringing in of religion to the conflict. Although the official military of the SRoR will be kept out the Muslim guard in Chchenya will be allowed to intervene

To: Foxstenikopolis
From: Prime Minister Mohammed El-Shabazz

The Assassin will be kept under house arrest wherever we chose to keep him.

Official Responce from SRoR:

The government of the SovietRepublicofRussia will be renouncing support for any side in this conflict with the bringing in of religion to the conflict. Although the official military of the SRoR will be kept out the Muslim guard in Chchenya will be allowed to intervene

I did not want religion to become an issue in this fight. This was about handing the assassin over, not Christianity vs. Islam.

To: Foxstenikopolis
From: Prime Minister Mohammed El-Shabazz

The Assassin will be kept under house arrest wherever we chose to keep him.

For that amount of money, I will forget every crime a Muslim commited against our people. I sign (yes, I know, Foxsteni's are greedy)

I sign that too, let's put our differences behind us, and have good relationships between our great peoples.

People's Paper
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Handover
Tirania, Karuchea- The assassin of the minister of Foxstenikopolis was handed over to Karuchean authorities today and at the airport personally was met by Prime Minister Mohammed El-Shabazz. The two were then driven in a convertible around the capital everywhere they were met by screaming masses as the people celebrated the victory over the West in this recent standoff.

One crowd member expressed the attitude of the crowd perfectly when he said "Our people have gained a great victory today! For years the West has looked down on the Arabic world and today they have bowed down to Islam! Comrade Mohammed El-Shabazz is like a father to us now and is the greatest Warrior of Islam since Muhammed or Saladin and is the greatest Socialist theorist since Marx or Lenin. He has managed to combine Arab tradition, Socialist economics and Direct Democracy to create the ultimate political system, the Third Universal Theory which is a victory to our people and will unite the Arab world!"

The assassin will be kept under house arrest according to the deal with Foxstenikopolis, however, because a location was not named, he will be kept under house arrest in the Palace of the Jamahiriya.

*President Hamas recalls all troops from alert and announces on the nations intercoms and speakers that Islamic Socialism has gained a great victory because Foxstenikopolis has backed down. He goes on to explain that the Third Universal Theory is the ideology of the 21st Century and the Green Revolution is a World Revolution*

Alright, everyone stop with this great victory stuff, you bought them off. Great diplomacy, though. More importantly, WHY HAVE THERE BEEN NO HOLY WAR??? :confused: That's it, I'm killing them, myself!

Hey, those freaks just declared war on me! http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8070054#post8070054