Borg Technology Trading Post
BLACKGRUE
28-01-2005, 21:55
Activate human personality protocol 81C: "Salesman"
...ONLINE
HURRY HURRY HURRY! LIMITED TIME OFFER, TRADE TECHNOLOGY WITH THE BORG COLLECTIVE OF BLACKGRUE!
We've got Weapons, fuel-less propulsion, transwarp, tractor beams, EVEN SINGULARITY GENERATORS!
Make us an offer and LETS TRADE
Currency not accepted, only one example of technology needed.
BLACKGRUE
28-01-2005, 21:56
We're also looking for partners in our new BORG INTERDICTOR project Telegram me for detials.
Crossman
28-01-2005, 21:58
(OOC: LOL, borg salesmen... that's great.)
BLACKGRUE
28-01-2005, 22:29
LIMITED TIME OFFER!
BIO-ROBOTIC NANOPROBES!
Someone in your race got an arm blown off? NO PROBLEM! These little buggers can regrow it based on your genetics. They can even revive someone who's been dead 3 days or less.
BLACKGRUE
29-01-2005, 00:31
BUMP!
Act now and get a borg air freshener FREE, because smelly ships are NOT irrelevent.
BLACKGRUE
29-01-2005, 01:26
c'mon what do I have to do to get people to trade with me?
I will trade you my Small Robotic option fighters, they may be small but it pack a punch, if combined they fire a huge particle cannon without worrys of overheat although movement will be limited which can be remedied if you got the laser cannon assist program which increase mobility. both offers are limited so hurry
BLACKGRUE
29-01-2005, 02:08
We can offer our enhanced tractor beams for those. So long as they have no anti-tampering modifications in place.
Emporer Pudu
29-01-2005, 02:27
I wanna cube!
East Coast Federation
29-01-2005, 02:46
What do you want. Because I have it. ANd I know you want it.
A borg sales man! This is priceless!
What do you have in the way of tactical fusion cubes?
If you are a true, cold to the heart borg, you will assimilate all of us the instant we apear at your traiding post and steal our technologies from us. Or "adapt" in your terms. A borg salesman... That is a laugh...
*Walks off laughing hystericly*
If you are a true, cold to the heart borg, you will assimilate all of us the instant we apear at your traiding post and steal our technologies from us. Or "adapt" in your terms. A borg salesman... That is a laugh...
*Walks off laughing hystericly*
*hysterically.* Lol, couldn't resist.
*hysterically.* Lol, couldn't resist.
Meh...
BLACKGRUE
29-01-2005, 21:12
I wanna cube!
You would be physically unable to operate it...
I'll trade a Starfleet Type III Phaser rifle for a tactical cube complete with drones and technology...
English Druggies
29-01-2005, 21:42
wat do you have in the way of weapons and can you put up specs.
BLACKGRUE
05-02-2005, 12:07
I'll trade a Starfleet Type III Phaser rifle for a tactical cube complete with drones and technology...
Ummm... no.
Great, so now I can expect ads for Crazy 3 of 10's Discount Electronics Warehouse all night on the telly...
Someone remind me why we invented that again...?