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Signed into law earlier in the day, by the Czar Roger Fabus, was the "Gender Values Affirmation Act of 2005" which encompasses the following.


1) Total ban on fornication (defined as any sexual contact outside of the bounds of marriage). Punishable by forced conscriptment into the armed forces for males, or 50 lashes, a $2,000,000 fine, 2 years imprisonment, or a combination of the above. For women, punishable by 1 year imprisonment, a fine being brought against their father, husband, or male guardian as defined by the law (If a woman has no husband and no living father, her oldest and closest male relative is legally her guardian)


2) Criminalization of giving birth to a child out of wedlock. If upon the delivery of a child, and upon subsequent request by proper authorities, the woman shall be unable to prove she is married, and the man she is married to is the father of the child, she may be punished by up to 3 years imprisonment, or a fine of $5,000,000 may be brought against her father or male guardian.


3) Arranged Marriages- Refusal to comply with an arranged marriage may result in the following punishments. Male- 3 years imprisonment or forced conscription into the armed forces. Female- 5 years imprisonment or banishment. Also for both genders, a $10,000,000 fine is possible.


4) Obtaining sex under false promises of marriage- If proven, any male who obtained carnal knowledge of a female under the false promise of marriage, shall either be subject to forced conscription into the armed forces, up to 3 years imprisonment, or a $5,000,000 fine, or a combination of the above.


5) Upholding Public Morality- People caught engaging in lewd conduct in public, may face the following. Male- forced conscription into the armed forces, 5 years imprisonment, $10,000,000 fine. Female- 50 lashes, 2 years imprisonment, $5,000,000 fine.


6) Family Responsibilities Clause - Men may now be held legally responsible if their wife or daughters commits a crime and they should have had reasonable knowledge of it before the fact, and been able to stop it.


7) Debt Clause- Men will be held legally responsible for the debt of their wife and daughters.


8) Witchcraft Clause- Women proven to have had sexual intercourse with demons or with Satan himself, can be punished by any of the following. Hanging, burning at the stake, stoning, drowning, breaking on the wheel, and various other executions.


9) Demonic Clause- Men who have been proven to have nocturnal emissions, in clear violation of the laws of God, shall be punished for their crimes of engaging in sexual acts with demonic entities, and punished by up to 5 years imprisonment or forced conscription.

Good choice. I have already taken these steps to do so in Kahta by banning influences such as MTV and other programs with mature our children when they are not emotionally ready.

Czar Sam Fabus

"Well, I can expect this of nation like Mississippi..... Tell me something, how would you prove someone had sex with Satan? It's not like a dude with a pitchfork and horns appears on Earth on a regular basis and fucks women or anything."-The Great Leader Li.

Official Statement from The Grand Imperial Empire of The Island of Rose:

Officially I protest this gross restriction of Civil Rights. Unofficially, this might teach teenagers something before they whore themselves off. Damned generation.
Sergei Ilyanov
Counciller of Foreign Afffairs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
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Protector of the Seven Stars

"Idle hands make for the devil's work! But make sure those hands aren't too busy!"

The words of Joseph Mladic as he announced that the Conference of Mississippian Bishops has voted 11-1 to ban all forms of "Self-abuse" and are instituting the bans in their dioceses.

Signed into law earlier in the day, by the Czar Roger Fabus, was the "Gender Values Affirmation Act of 2005" which encompasses the following.


9) Demonic Clause- Men who have been proven to have nocturnal emissions, in clear violation of the laws of God, shall be punished for their crimes of engaging in sexual acts with demonic entities, and punished by up to 5 years imprisonment or forced conscription.

We don't have laws against any of these, but this last one is just insane! You may as well ban people from eating too.

-Shah Khosru III

9) Demonic Clause- Men who have been proven to have nocturnal emissions, in clear violation of the laws of God, shall be punished for their crimes of engaging in sexual acts with demonic entities, and punished by up to 5 years imprisonment or forced conscription.

*Watches every male in CM past the age of 13 go to jail*

Yay!

"Hey Mick, you seen the latest from Decisive Action?" Andreas asked Iuthia's foriegn minister, Mick Lakely. Andreas Demitri's job was back checking statements with intelligence facts, though in this case there wasn't really much inteligence to gather from Decisive Action since Iuthia had left the nation completely after another poorly played out diplomatic incident had forced their hand. Now it was more a case of keeping a eye on the fundamental state for any concerns which may play against Iuthia's interests.

Mick shrugged. "I don't really bother keeping up with them anymore, they don't seem to have changed much, even with our allies Lavenrunz showing a mild interest in them." Mick turned to Andreas to give him a funny look. "Why, what have they done now then? Banned kissing in public?"

Andreas smirked. "Close... they've banned all 'fornication' and having bastard children, though personally I reckon with Curtis's womanising he has tons of illigimate children himself."

Mick snickered a little, maybe he did, but quite frankly the IDC weren't keeping up with such minor issues. "It wouldn't surprise me, they love to shoot themselves in the foot over there."

"Hell, thats not all of it, they also made it illegal to try and get out of a arranged marriage along with a ton of laws against Witchcraft and other religious crap... you got to feel sorry for their people to some extent."

"Nah, their people have lived with it all their lives... I wouldn't be surprised if they enforced it themselves. You have to remember their people think differently then we do. Probably why they're so backwards."

"Yeah, I get you... so you going to respond to this?" Andreas promted.

"Nah, fuck them. We don't have anyone over there anymore so it's not really going to do anything. If their people don't like it then it's their problem. They will probably keep arresting foriegn diplomats for stupid shit, but it's nothing to do with us anymore."

"Fair enough... I'll catch you again at lunch, ok?"

"Sure thing Andy, I've got a few reports to finish for James, so I may be a little late... seeya later."

Clearly there comes a time for obliqueness in one's approach to such things. The Vorlon Empire unconditionally condemns the legislation recently passed by the Mississippian Federation of Decisive Action. It is both unwise and counter-productive. Such a step back in the social development of Decisive Action is unfortunate, and the Empire can only lament at this back step in the development of the Young Races. We find it hard to believe that it is the desire of your God to continue these foolish expenditures of resources that undermine the Legitimacy of the Authority of the State. Such actions are the work of unsound minds unfit for Rulership.

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- Kosh Alkesh, Ambassador at Large of the Vorlon Empire.

Baroness Bennigsen, sitting at the Foreign Minister's briefing table, saw the latest missive from Mississippi and blanched. She scanned down the list and became increasingly indignant. Not so much on her own part, but on the part of any possible future children she might have, and indeed...when she thought about it, her own part!
"Something wrong?" Aurora von Konigsmark asked as she, Prince Karl and the other junior ministers trooped in.
"Just some silliness from Mississippi. They think they can legislate morality." she said with a slightly tremulous smile.
Aurora took up the papers and looked through them briefly. She sighed and said, "Mississippi is as fascist and oppressive a nation as Iraqstan. And the similarity does not end there. Both are led by people who are clutching at straws. You will notice that these moral issues are not a fear here. I strongly suggest though, Anna, that you give up the idea of marrying this Curtis Fabus. Do you know he has hundreds if not possibly thousands of bastard children? That he is also a danger magnet and probably a fool for taking you on that absurd plane ride?"
"What if it means good relations with the country?" she asked. Fortunately the others were still gabbling good mornings over their coffee and shuffling papers.
"Then dulce et decorum est pro patria mori." replied the Foreign Minister with a sardonic lift of her eyebrow.

Can you say Christian Taliban?

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim.

Can you say Christian Taliban?

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim.



"We are a fundamentalist Christian nation, and we're a very moderate interpretation of the bible. We are not a Christian version of the Taliban."

Czar Roger Fabus

"We are a fundamentalist Christian nation, and we're a very moderate interpretation of the bible. We are not a Christian version of the Taliban."

Czar Roger Fabus

"I'm inclined to take your word for it, but, punishing women who are having sex out of wedlock? Seems a bit harsh, myself."

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim

"I'm inclined to take your word for it, but, punishing women who are having sex out of wedlock? Seems a bit harsh, myself."

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim



"Not at all ole boy, not at all... Trust me, we know how to run our nation."

Czar Roger Fabus

When will anyone uderstand. Its called Human Nature. I bet all of you leaders have done the same thing. Scandals!!

How delightfully Draconian! It would give Machiavelli euphoric gratification.

"Not at all ole boy, not at all... Trust me, we know how to run our nation."

Czar Roger Fabus

“Any man may turn his hand to a craft, it does not make him a craftsman.”

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- Kosh Alkesh, Ambassador at Large of the Vorlon Empire.

OOC: Unless I am very much mistaken, there is nothing in the Embassy Contract about giant speakers.

The Werean ambassador nodded to the two High Guard marines standing guard at the roof entrance to the Weyrean diplomatic compound within Mississippi. The building had changed since it was first transformed into an embassy. A tall wall ran along the perimeter, spiked at the top, watched by security cameras and infrared. The building rose four stories above it, a squat structure with antenna dishes and now, several steel-encased speakers and subwoofers on its roof. The Ambassador flicked a switch. The guards gripped their weapons a bit more firmly, black Grenadier armor shifting to reflect sunlight slightly differently in the noonday sun. The trio returned into the structure, the door of the staircase closing smoothly behind them, heavy-duty locks sliding into place.

Within the building, personnel moved away from the rooftop, into the inner rooms, insulated against shock and now, reverberation. The first tremendous, gutteral moan issued from the upper stories of the Weyrean embassy, located within Mississippi, followed by rampant and apperently empassioned grunting. Shockwaves made glass humm in the surounding buildings. The entire outer skin of the weyrean embassy acted as a giant resonator, sending soundwaves along the streets of the Mississippian city. The Weyrean ambassador was following his directives from the Diplomatic Service to the letter, aided in part by members of The Tower.

OOC: Unless I am very much mistaken, there is nothing in the Embassy Contract about giant speakers.

The Werean ambassador nodded to the two High Guard marines standing guard at the roof entrance to the Weyrean diplomatic compound within Mississippi. The building had changed since it was first transformed into an embassy. A tall wall ran along the perimeter, spiked at the top, watched by security cameras and infrared. The building rose four stories above it, a squat structure with antenna dishes and now, several steel-encased speakers and subwoofers on its roof. The Ambassador flicked a switch. The guards gripped their weapons a bit more firmly, black Grenadier armor shifting to reflect sunlight slightly differently in the noonday sun. The trio returned into the structure, the door of the staircase closing smoothly behind them, heavy-duty locks sliding into place.

Within the building, personnel moved away from the rooftop, into the inner rooms, insulated against shock and now, reverberation. The first tremendous, gutteral moan issued from the upper stories of the Weyrean embassy, located within Mississippi, followed by rampant and apperently empassioned grunting. Shockwaves made glass humm in the surounding buildings. The entire outer skin of the weyrean embassy acted as a giant resonator, sending soundwaves along the streets of the Mississippian city. The Weyrean ambassador was following his directives from the Diplomatic Service to the letter, aided in part by members of The Tower.



Ooc-

Actually you are mistaken, the SRG must approve ANYTHING that enters an embassy, and since you never RPed asking that be approved, and everything has to be approved, it can't be something I just let slide. Sorry, but I really think was the lamest godmod I've seen in a while.

I don't really want to argue though, I'm sorta tipsy. so I'm just going to go lay down.

Signed into law earlier in the day, by the Czar Roger Fabus, was the "Gender Values Affirmation Act of 2005" which encompasses the following.


1) Total ban on fornication (defined as any sexual contact outside of the bounds of marriage). Punishable by forced conscriptment into the armed forces for males, or 50 lashes, a $2,000,000 fine, 2 years imprisonment, or a combination of the above. For women, punishable by 1 year imprisonment, a fine being brought against their father, husband, or male guardian as defined by the law (If a woman has no husband and no living father, her oldest and closest male relative is legally her guardian)


2) Criminalization of giving birth to a child out of wedlock. If upon the delivery of a child, and upon subsequent request by proper authorities, the woman shall be unable to prove she is married, and the man she is married to is the father of the child, she may be punished by up to 3 years imprisonment, or a fine of $5,000,000 may be brought against her father or male guardian.


3) Arranged Marriages- Refusal to comply with an arranged marriage may result in the following punishments. Male- 3 years imprisonment or forced conscription into the armed forces. Female- 5 years imprisonment or banishment. Also for both genders, a $10,000,000 fine is possible.


4) Obtaining sex under false promises of marriage- If proven, any male who obtained carnal knowledge of a female under the false promise of marriage, shall either be subject to forced conscription into the armed forces, up to 3 years imprisonment, or a $5,000,000 fine, or a combination of the above.


5) Upholding Public Morality- People caught engaging in lewd conduct in public, may face the following. Male- forced conscription into the armed forces, 5 years imprisonment, $10,000,000 fine. Female- 50 lashes, 2 years imprisonment, $5,000,000 fine.


6) Family Responsibilities Clause - Men may now be held legally responsible if their wife or daughters commits a crime and they should have had reasonable knowledge of it before the fact, and been able to stop it.


7) Debt Clause- Men will be held legally responsible for the debt of their wife and daughters.


8) Witchcraft Clause- Women proven to have had sexual intercourse with demons or with Satan himself, can be punished by any of the following. Hanging, burning at the stake, stoning, drowning, breaking on the wheel, and various other executions.


9) Demonic Clause- Men who have been proven to have nocturnal emissions, in clear violation of the laws of God, shall be punished for their crimes of engaging in sexual acts with demonic entities, and punished by up to 5 years imprisonment or forced conscription.

Due to this amazing advancement in your human species The Necro-Omar wish to extend a peace treaty to you. Our ancestors would have glady taken up this code, and had we the ability to breed, we would bring it into our nation. But for posterity we shall include it into our constitution.

May God be with you

:fluffle: Your rules really suck dude. I could not live like that.....EVER...giggle :fluffle:

Ah, yet another kooky moral issue concerning Czar Fabus.


*Please note that the above statement is the opinion of IIB Minister Lucilius Veldaem, and not of the Comatic People


I would not be surprised to see the number of cases of AIDS drop in Mississippi, and the number of fines, imprisonment, and lashed go up.


*Please note that the above statement was written in a desperate attempt to even remotely RP.

[QUOTE=Decisive Action](If a woman has no husband and no living father, her oldest and closest male relative is legally her guardian)

Criminalization of giving birth to a child out of wedlock.

Upholding Public Morality- People caught engaging in lewd conduct in public
QUOTE]

1. What is the fate of a women with no male relatives whatsoever?
2. What is the fate of a child born out of wedlock?
3. What is the definition of lewd conduct?

:fluffle: Your rules really suck dude. I could not live like that.....EVER...giggle :fluffle:

OOC: Hence DA being nominated for the Most Controversial Nation award.

The Confederacy of Independent Socialist Republics comdemns these laws as barbaric and restrictive to liberty. However, there is little we can do but open our borders to refugees fleeing this type of totalitarian abuse.

Mikhail Trotskii, President of the CISR

[QUOTE=Decisive Action](If a woman has no husband and no living father, her oldest and closest male relative is legally her guardian)

Criminalization of giving birth to a child out of wedlock.

Upholding Public Morality- People caught engaging in lewd conduct in public
QUOTE]

1. What is the fate of a women with no male relatives whatsoever?
2. What is the fate of a child born out of wedlock?
3. What is the definition of lewd conduct?



1) Women with no male relatives, well, that's never happened yet! Hehehehe, societal values dictate women remarry if they are widowed.

2) Children born out of wedlock, typically the local Mississippian National Front Party HQ will have the WKM go make sure the man is planning on marrying the woman. If he isn't, they typically "Talk" to him, until he agrees to marry her.

3) Lewd conduct is anything which offends Minister of Public Morality, Comstock. Also lewd= any sex acts, nudity, sexual comments, etc. Basically just hold hands and light kissing, and you're in the clear, anything else, expect jail time.

Ah, yet another kooky moral issue concerning Czar Fabus.


*Please note that the above statement is the opinion of IIB Minister Lucilius Veldaem, and not of the Comatic People


I would not be surprised to see the number of cases of AIDS drop in Mississippi, and the number of fines, imprisonment, and lashed go up.


*Please note that the above statement was written in a desperate attempt to even remotely RP.


"We've had a cure of AIDs since 1995, there were never more than 12,000 or so people in the entire Federation with AIDs."

Czar Roger Fabus

The Confederacy of Independent Socialist Republics comdemns these laws as barbaric and restrictive to liberty. However, there is little we can do but open our borders to refugees fleeing this type of totalitarian abuse.

Mikhail Trotskii, President of the CISR



Ooc- By this year, all people love the leaders. The last real resistance to the regime died out around 2000-2002 with the crushing of the small and upstart "Hippie" movement. Nobody flees MS, you really need to read about how we educate out children. :) Search for my threads, "A Day in a Mississippian High School".

I personally support my Nephew's choice to inact these laws. It should be an example to you all of what a rightous nation is. This bill insures that the White people of Mississippi will be in Heaven with Our Lord Almighty. Well done, Roger.

Sincerely,
Czar Charles Hayden

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This is yet another soul confused into thinking that they are separate from the animal meat bag they walk the earth in. I hate to break it to you, but you are not above the same drives that you look down upon in animals until you leave your body.

[QUOTE=Theao]
2) Children born out of wedlock, typically the local Mississippian National Front Party HQ will have the WKM go make sure the man is planning on marrying the woman. If he isn't, they typically "Talk" to him, until he agrees to marry her.


What happens if the man dies between the birth of the child/impregnation of the female and their marriage?

(OOC: I love the 1984-esque society you got going, DA. Your RPs are a very fun read. Keep it up!)

[QUOTE=Decisive Action]

What happens if the man dies between the birth of the child/impregnation of the female and their marriage?


"Don't ask silly question... We have a small number of widows and they live basically quiet and peaceful lives on government funds from veterans programs."

Czar Roger Fabus

Your's is a very impressive and intresting idea for social reform. I applude your effort.

Official statement from the Combined Council of the Avian Highlands Region, presided over by the High Minister of Birds of a Feather Zoen Cardinus:

It is our opinion that these policies, although developed with good intention, represent a tyrannical attitude. Let it be known that the Nations of the Avian Highlands do not condone these policies in anyway.

We congratulate Czar Roger Fabus for introducing these long overdue laws. We of Farmina do have two inquires. First, what do you do with children born bastards, as their parents are obviously inappropriate and the children’s bloodline possibly polluted? Secondly, does the witchcraft clause cover lesbianism, a well known way of appeasing and summoning the devil.
-Justinian, Ruler of Farmina
A Straight, White People,
Under a Straight, White God

Ooc- By this year, all people love the leaders. The last real resistance to the regime died out around 2000-2002 with the crushing of the small and upstart "Hippie" movement. Nobody flees MS, you really need to read about how we educate out children. :) Search for my threads, "A Day in a Mississippian High School".

OOC:
I know, I know, but we have to say something like that otherwise people will think Trotskii is an insensitive dick, and won't vote for him.

IC:

Dutchie Magazine(a popular drug/sex culture magazine aimed at people(mostly, but not exclusively males) between 14 and 25) has ranked DA the least fun place on earth, ahead of the dentist office or a sewage treatment plant.

Ooc-

Actually you are mistaken, the SRG must approve ANYTHING that enters an embassy, and since you never RPed asking that be approved, and everything has to be approved, it can't be something I just let slide. Sorry, but I really think was the lamest godmod I've seen in a while.

I don't really want to argue though, I'm sorta tipsy. so I'm just going to go lay down.

OOC: Considering the probability of a country refusing to allow an embassy to have an oversized pair of speakers, I assumed that your customs wouldn't prohibit their entry, since there wouldn't have been anything hidden in them. But, if you want me to RP their purchase/entry/whatever, no problem. Consider the previous post retconned. Apologies for wasting space. I'll delete that post.

The Weyrean ambassador had about as much interest in watching the events in Mississippi and its associated parts, he liked to call them shitholes in private, as he had in watching the local religious services. The whole country made him sick. The psychotic culture, the racist outlook, the blatant intolerance -- the entire society felt like it had come down from the moon. The only good thing about this assignment, in his opinion, was that the Diplomatic Service Central Office seemed to share his views and permitted the local staff to stay in the embassy and never leave. That the embassy was built to house a relatively small staff, as far as embassies went, the accommodations were quite good. The ambassador was happy to doze in his chair, behind soundproof, bulletproof glass and a set of heavy blinds. He would have listened to music, too, but the embassy's PA system had gone out of service just two days ago, and there didn't seem a way to repair it. It was a hassle to have the phones constantly ring, asking if someone was there or not.

Sighing, the ambassador connected to the embassy's main server via his persCom, checked the day's messages from Central, quantum encrypted and stored on rod logic arrays to minimize data theft. This was interesting. He actually wished for the first time he knew who the local diplomatic head was.

To: Whomever it may concern, Mississippian Diplomatic Corps or its equivalent
From: Ambassador J. N. Sewell, Weyrean Embassy in Mississippi
Subject: Accessories

Due to a recent failure in our communications announcement grid (coffee spill), we would like to request assistance in procuring a set of heavy-duty speakers, preferably with subwoofer capability, on order to prevent further such incidents (failure to change the Guard, failure to report to stations, failure to rise at a proper time, failure to pick up important reports, etc) from occurring. Should it prove to be impossible to procure such a commodity within the Mississippian commonwealth, we would like to inquire as to the possibility of importing our own set, to be inspected by Mississippian authorities prior to entry.

Sincerely,
J. N. Sewell, Ambassador to Mississippi

OOC: Considering the probability of a country refusing to allow an embassy to have an oversized pair of speakers, I assumed that your customs wouldn't prohibit their entry, since there wouldn't have been anything hidden in them. But, if you want me to RP their purchase/entry/whatever, no problem. Consider the previous post retconned. Apologies for wasting space. I'll delete that post.

The Weyrean ambassador had about as much interest in watching the events in Mississippi and its associated parts, he liked to call them shitholes in private, as he had in watching the local religious services. The whole country made him sick. The psychotic culture, the racist outlook, the blatant intolerance -- the entire society felt like it had come down from the moon. The only good thing about this assignment, in his opinion, was that the Diplomatic Service Central Office seemed to share his views and permitted the local staff to stay in the embassy and never leave. That the embassy was built to house a relatively small staff, as far as embassies went, the accommodations were quite good. The ambassador was happy to doze in his chair, behind soundproof, bulletproof glass and a set of heavy blinds. He would have listened to music, too, but the embassy's PA system had gone out of service just two days ago, and there didn't seem a way to repair it. It was a hassle to have the phones constantly ring, asking if someone was there or not.

Sighing, the ambassador connected to the embassy's main server via his persCom, checked the day's messages from Central, quantum encrypted and stored on rod logic arrays to minimize data theft. This was interesting. He actually wished for the first time he knew who the local diplomatic head was.




Request denied by Czar, message made by the Propaganda Minister.


"Use a bullhorn or a trumpet, it's good enough for you."

Joseph Mladic

To: Joseph Mladic, Minister of Propaganda
From: Weyrean Embassy within Mississippi

Unfortunately, we lack either a bullhorn or a trumpet. Furthermore, the soundproofing within the embassy structure would make said bullhorn highly ineffective. In addition, we fail to see how a musical instrument will assist us in efficiently carrying out the basic tasks required for a functional embassy.

Seeing as the Mississippian Government is incapable of rendering assistance to diplomatic delegations within its borders, we request permission to purchase via our own funds a sound system of our choosing, to be inspected for dangerous substances or prohibited materials prior to purchase.

Sincerely,
J. N. Sewell
Ambassador

OOC: That...was the strangest IC reply I've ever gotten

OOC: That...was the strangest IC reply I've ever gotten



"Request denied, what do you not understand? Nothing that could produce a possible sonic boom will be allowed in the hands of those of questionable loyalties."

Czar Roger Fabus

Oh...by the Gods! ANOTHER law like this in Decisive Action? My goodness. This one seems like they are back in the 1600's. I always knew they were stupid.

~Unofficial Statement many attribute to Chief Minister Guillermo Vicente~

To: Decisive Action

You believe this will help your nation? All this will do is make it fall, into the decay of the past. As the world marches on, you will be lost in the backwater. We urge you to recsnd this law. It will only leave you behind.

~Signed~
Guillermo Vicente
Chief Minister of Yafor 2.

To: Joseph Mladic, Minister of Propaganda
From: Weyrean Embassy within Mississippi

We find it doubtful that any general-use speaker system would be capable of producing a sonic boom. Furthermore, should you deem it necessary, we can have you inspect said systems to ensure that attempts to create volumes capable of harming persons would not be achieved save by immediately destroying said speakers.

Sincerely,
J. N. Sewell
Ambassador

To: Joseph Mladic, Minister of Propaganda
From: Office of the Consul-General, Weyr

We find the courtesy and the ability of your nation to provide fundamental and basic services to foreign entities within your nation to be severely lacking. Having received multiple reports of both harassment of embassy staff and failure to comply and follow basic diplomatic rules, we find that the Kingdom may have to remove its delegation from Mississippi should these actions continue on your part. Diplomacy cannot exist in an atmosphere of intolerance and blatant disregard for diplomatic conventions.

We hereby request a meeting between the Consul General Josiah Willard Gibbs and/or the Regent Victoria li'Paradigm and a representative from the Mississippian government to discuss the current situation, and possibly come to a solution regarding the current situation.

Sincerely,
J. W. Gibbs
Consul-General

[size=1]OOC: Meeep? Sonic booms? Via a general speaker system?{/size]

[size=1]OOC: Meeep? Sonic booms? Via a general speaker system?{/size]



"Consider the possibility that we just don't trust you. You're in our nation, as our guests, and you dare make demands, and then you dare accuse us of being bad hosts for refusing unreasonable demands, how can you do this? Who do you think you are? As for me, I know who I am; I am the Czarina of the greatest power in the Western Hemisphere..."


Czarina Alice Fabus

"Consider the possibility that we just don't trust you. You're in our nation, as our guests, and you dare make demands, and then you dare accuse us of being bad hosts for refusing unreasonable demands, how can you do this? Who do you think you are? As for me, I know who I am; I am the Czarina of the greatest power in the Western Hemisphere..."

Well lets face it, you are bad hosts and I'm sure a number of nations will support this view due to the number of foriegn delegates assaulted and/or harassed in your nation. Decisive Action simply cannot be trusted not to harm anyone who may disagree with their leadership who cannot take criticism without lashing out at people.

Such actions do not help the diplomatic reputation of your nation, perhaps you don't care now... but you will find most the nations of which Lavenrunz deals with on a constant basis simply will not deal with a nation which cannot respect foriegn diplomats, we imagine our noble ally will not always be patient with you... I can only hope you learn from their gracious example.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

Well lets face it, you are bad hosts and I'm sure a number of nations will support this view due to the number of foriegn delegates assaulted and/or harassed in your nation. Decisive Action simply cannot be trusted not to harm anyone who may disagree with their leadership who cannot take criticism without lashing out at people.

Such actions do not help the diplomatic reputation of your nation, perhaps you don't care now... but you will find most the nations of which Lavenrunz deals with on a constant basis simply will not deal with a nation which cannot respect foriegn diplomats, we imagine our noble ally will not always be patient with you... I can only hope you learn from their gracious example.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps



"I am planning on disbanding the DISFB or at the least, seriously curtailing their power. This will seriously change the problems foreign diplomats face in our nation. I have given my word no harm is to come to foreigners here, and the DISFB continually does what they want, there is no room for their types here..."

Czar Roger Fabus

You have to understand that I'm explaining why some nations will automatically concider your nation to be bad hosts, until it becomes commonly known that abuse is no longer a problem may find nations simply opting to avoid contact all together (as is the case with various NDA nations).

It's all very well explaining it away with a faulty organisation, but ulimately it's your nation and we expect that if you're going to give your word on safety of foriegn diplomats then that word should be kept at all costs less your honor continues to take blows from this organisations incompetence.

We of course look forward to seeing a noticable improvement, though we still hear the odd report of harassment or similar.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

You have to understand that I'm explaining why some nations will automatically concider your nation to be bad hosts, until it becomes commonly known that abuse is no longer a problem may find nations simply opting to avoid contact all together (as is the case with various NDA nations).

It's all very well explaining it away with a faulty organisation, but ulimately it's your nation and we expect that if you're going to give your word on safety of foriegn diplomats then that word should be kept at all costs less your honor continues to take blows from this organisations incompetence.

We of course look forward to seeing a noticable improvement, though we still hear the odd report of harassment or similar.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps



"I am going to announce a new decree, anybody who harms a foreign diplomat, except in self-defense, will be given no less than two-hundred lashes on the back, and at most, public hanging. I want foreigners to feel safe in Mississippi."

Czar Roger Fabus

We support these laws and have long done the same in our country. Keep up the good work Roger

-- ~King Jedo~

Official Communiqué

JRV condemns this latest move by the Mississippian Government. We consider these new laws to be unjust, unfair and unnecessary.

- Vice Chancellor Silvia Cartwright

Let's face it... Lenny wasn't a diplomat by any stretch of the imagination. He'd been born in his beloved homeland, served his time in the military there just like everyone else, and was enjoying the benefits of a lucrative job in the cheese industry. He'd been around the country for a few weeks, and was waiting at the airport to head back home, when he picked up the paper and read about the latest nonsense of the Mississippians.

Granted, he wasn't a diplomat... nor was he at all qualified to speak for the government of the Empire of the Dark Aardvark, but his next utterings would uncannily echo those of his fellows back home, once they heard the news.

"Damn... they're all freakin' nuts."

And with that, he tossed the paper aside into a proper trash receptical and boarded the plane back home.

"Consider the possibility that we just don't trust you. You're in our nation, as our guests, and you dare make demands, and then you dare accuse us of being bad hosts for refusing unreasonable demands, how can you do this? Who do you think you are? As for me, I know who I am; I am the Czarina of the greatest power in the Western Hemisphere..."

Czarina Alice Fabus

To: Joseph Mladic, Minister of Propaganda
From: Office of the Consul-General, Weyr

The Kingdom of Weyr finds the request for a new PA system, which can potentially also be used for various recreational activities within the embassy building, to hardly constitute an 'unreasonable demand'. That our embassy, like any other embassy, cannot fully comply with either local safety codes, nor with standard embassy efficiency guidelines, without said PA system, is a fundamental fact. Your reasons for denying a basic diplomatic request have been most curious.

We understand that the peoples of Mississippi are genetically modified to the extent that they may no longer be considered a part of the Homo Sapien genetic group. If said people are capable of shouting through concrete walls and interfloor partitions, they are welcome to do so. However, Weyreans of any species are not currently capable of such a feat.

Please clarify whether or not a personal conference, mentioned in the previous communication, to discuss the current situation is in order.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/Weyr/gibbs.jpg
Sincerely,
J. W. Gibbs
Consul-General

To: Czarina Alice Fabus
From: Office of the Regent, Paradigm City

I am the Regent of the Kingdom of Weyr and the United Weyrik Prefectures, of the Neo-Alician Phyle. I believe nothing more needs to be said of the matter.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/Weyr/lenne02.jpg
Sincerely,
Victoria li'Paradigm
Regent

-Streaming Global Text Only Broadcast-

For putting into place laws that degrade the rights of sophonts, for repeated abuse of rights and for national actions contrary to the good of the planet and for other infringements to numerous to mention ZMI is formally black listing Mississippi. Any market connections to this state will not be tolerated in our dealings, and all clients will be warned of this state of affairs.

Any IP generated in Mississippi shall be blocked from accessing web nodes in our state, any transmissions that enter our territory shall be jammed or the source eliminated. All ZMI resource market agents shall be informed to lower the value of the black listed states currency by any and all means necessary.

Any vessels or aircraft entering ZMI controlled territory shall be militarily escorted or denied access. Any private citizen of Mississippi or person showing Missipian DNA traces shall be control collared for the duration of their stay in ZMI territory. No diplomatic contact shall be made with the state of Mississippi nor purchase of materials or produce originating from that state. All international events which Mississippi attends shall be boycotted.

Generated by the Gestalt @ 23:30 @ The Ziggurat, Sector One, Zone One, Megacity One, Earth.

-This has been a streaming text broadcast brought to you by ZMI data services "We find the solution for YOU!-

(Something you should know. He won't care.)

-Streaming Global Text Only Broadcast-

For putting into place laws that degrade the rights of sophonts, for repeated abuse of rights and for national actions contrary to the good of the planet and for other infringements to numerous to mention ZMI is formally black listing Mississippi. Any market connections to this state will not be tolerated in our dealings, and all clients will be warned of this state of affairs.

Any IP generated in Mississippi shall be blocked from accessing web nodes in our state, any transmissions that enter our territory shall be jammed or the source eliminated. All ZMI resource market agents shall be informed to lower the value of the black listed states currency by any and all means necessary.

Any vessels or aircraft entering ZMI controlled territory shall be militarily escorted or denied access. Any private citizen of Mississippi or person showing Missipian DNA traces shall be control collared for the duration of their stay in ZMI territory. No diplomatic contact shall be made with the state of Mississippi nor purchase of materials or produce originating from that state. All international events which Mississippi attends shall be boycotted.

Generated by the Gestalt @ 23:30 @ The Ziggurat, Sector One, Zone One, Megacity One, Earth.

-This has been a streaming text broadcast brought to you by ZMI data services "We find the solution for YOU!-


"Please tell me why I care..."

Czar Roger Fabus



"Please, also, tell me why I care too..."

Czarina Alice Fabus

-Streaming Point to Point Text Only Broadcast-

Because we can make you.

Generated by the Gestalt @ 23:31 @ The Ziggurat, Sector One, Zone One, Megacity One, Earth.

Attached:
ZMI type 800 hypersonic heavy bomber rough schmatics.
http://www.deviantart.com/view/14458601/
Mk:49 5,000 pound HE guided deniable cellulose A-RAD warhead rough schematics.


-This has been a streaming text broadcast brought to you by ZMI data services "We find the solution for YOU!-

And in the meanwhile, embassy officials were taking independent action. The orders from Central did say to nerf the embassy's PA system. Unfortunately, Central didn't think that there would be trouble getting a suitable replacement.

The Ambassador muttered something in the slang-filled Wye City dialect of Common Weyrik to his cultural attache, a woman in her late twenties by appearance, had that appearance not been hidden underneath a wide-brimmed hat and all-concealing dress. The two would not have looked out of place on a well-to-do street in Victorian England, the ambassador in his black suit, the attache in her white dress and gloves. That they were now waiting just within the weyrean embassy's gates, kept open as per regulation, flanked by two High Guard soldiers in high-grade armor, waiting for their local escort.

ooc: You know, given that a couple of my allies, and folks I associate with now and then play with you, I've been tempted on several occasions to respond or the like. But the more I read, and the more I see such utterly irresponsible responses from you, the more I come to realize you are simply far too ridiculous to take seriously. Can. Not. Do it.

If you have to be told why you should care what people think of you ic'ly, maybe y'all need to sit back, and get some lessons in diplomacy. Granted, I've no right to tell you how to play, and I'm not going to. Everyone does what they like, and that's more than fine. Everyone also has the right to recognize or dismiss what they wish as well. Yes, I know you couldn't care less, I know this post is just going to be scoffed at by you, but that will only further prove my point, so ... it's all good.

Best of luck in your endeavors - and thank the powers that be for Lovecraftian fractal reality.

ooc: You know, given that a couple of my allies, and folks I associate with now and then play with you, I've been tempted on several occasions to respond or the like. But the more I read, and the more I see such utterly irresponsible responses from you, the more I come to realize you are simply far too ridiculous to take seriously. Can. Not. Do it.

If you have to be told why you should care what people think of you ic'ly, maybe y'all need to sit back, and get some lessons in diplomacy. Granted, I've no right to tell you how to play, and I'm not going to. Everyone does what they like, and that's more than fine. Everyone also has the right to recognize or dismiss what they wish as well. Yes, I know you couldn't care less, I know this post is just going to be scoffed at by you, but that will only further prove my point, so ... it's all good.

Best of luck in your endeavors - and thank the powers that be for Lovecraftian fractal reality.

Ooc- Nations we've never heard of, communist powers, etc, we don't care what they think of us. We only care about possible friendlies, neutrals, allies, etc.

The Plutonian President rolls on the floor laughing his arse off upon hearing this news. In response to this, the Plutonian President himself grabs a camcorder, and records everyday life in the empire.

Everywhere he went, he recorded couples engaging in "sinful" fornification activities in public. One couple was doing oral, another doing anal, and he even found a 300 person orgy. Upon finishing the 2.5 hour tape, the government converts the tape to MPG format, and sends it to the Mississipian government.

"Enjoy :D"

~President Eugene E. Stauffer

Ooc- Nations we've never heard of, communist powers, etc, we don't care what they think of us. We only care about possible friendlies, neutrals, allies, etc.


Yes. You see, he's not actually like that, but he's playing the characters of Roger and Alice Fabus. That's what there like, that's how them and there crew run the country.


And besides, when in real life would anyone conduct diplomacy in such a maner? Only a jackass, who would never be smart enough to come to power, except maybe by blind luck.

The Plutonian President rolls on the floor laughing his arse off upon hearing this news. In response to this, the Plutonian President himself grabs a camcorder, and records everyday life in the empire.

Everywhere he went, he recorded couples engaging in "sinful" fornification activities in public. One couple was doing oral, another doing anal, and he even found a 300 person orgy. Upon finishing the 2.5 hour tape, the government converts the tape to MPG format, and sends it to the Mississipian government.

"Enjoy :D"

~President Eugene E. Stauffer


Can you say "Aids, abortions and massive population decline?"

Ooc- Nations we've never heard of, communist powers, etc, we don't care what they think of us. We only care about possible friendlies, neutrals, allies, etc.

ooc: And I'm trying to gently point out to you that you're boxing yourself into a rather small corner to play in, with the way you respond to people and all. You know - pissing off possible friendlies, neutrals, allies, etc. If all you're interested in is sycophants and bootlickers, I suppose that is your affair. You're alienating a large group of folk who probably would make for some fun rp opportunities, not so much with your ic stances, but your overall piss-poor attitudes.

I'm surprised Lavenrunz and Iuthia have anything to do at all with you still, but that is their choice. Let's hope we can continue to miss each other in Lav's thread - where so far, you seem to have been contenting yourself with attention-whoring rather than paying any attention to what their nation is going through .... Anyways, I'm done. Ta!


Um ... yeah. Did you miss where I said 'I'm done' there? That means, I'm done. Won't be posting anything new anywhere else. There's no basis for discussing in private. Unlike some, I'm not interested in 'redeeming' you so to speak. If you take such advice as 'rude' I suppose that is your problem - I call it as I see it. And ... see how you continue to prove my point for me. Bravissimo. *winks and claps*

Yes. You see, he's not actually like that, but he's playing the characters of Roger and Alice Fabus. That's what there like, that's how them and there crew run the country.


And besides, when in real life would anyone conduct diplomacy in such a maner? Only a jackass, who would never be smart enough to come to power, except maybe by blind luck.



Roger's main qualification for having become Czar was that he was the favorite son of Curtis Fabus. Also he had a good military career and was well versed in law, history, and economics. Although IQ wise, Alice is a few points above him, and she is a great deal better in math and light years better in ethnology.

ooc: And I'm trying to gently point out to you that you're boxing yourself into a rather small corner to play in, with the way you respond to people and all. You know - pissing off possible friendlies, neutrals, allies, etc. If all you're interested in is sycophants and bootlickers, I suppose that is your affair. You're alienating a large group of folk who probably would make for some fun rp opportunities, not so much with your ic stances, but your overall piss-poor attitudes.

I'm surprised Lavenrunz and Iuthia have anything to do at all with you still, but that is their choice. Let's hope we can continue to miss each other in Lav's thread - where so far, you seem to have been contenting yourself with attention-whoring rather than paying any attention to what their nation is going through .... Anyways, I'm done. Ta!


Yes, yes, and since you have such a lovely way of giving me advice in a very condescending manner, and a very insulting manner, and in my threads, rather in private (this sort of advice, very confrontational, belongs in private) I politely ask you STAY OUT of any and all threads I start. Thank you.

Am I getting any IC response? Apologies, but....never know if those two got lost amidst the flurry of postage.

Can you say "Aids, abortions and massive population decline?"
A. We're FT, so AIDS is virtually non-existant in the Empire
B. Abortions have been outlawed.
C. What population decline? :D

what if i want to whore myself off....:fluffle:
damned old people.... :eek: :sniper:

Roger's main qualification for having become Czar was that he was the favorite son of Curtis Fabus. Also he had a good military career and was well versed in law, history, and economics. Although IQ wise, Alice is a few points above him, and she is a great deal better in math and light years better in ethnology.

Actually, I meant Zepplin Manufacturer's, but now that I think about it, Roger is a bit off it, even for a klany.

It's actually good to know. I've been trying to read up on decisive action, but I'm so busy, I only get in like a page a day.

And in the meanwhile, embassy officials were taking independent action. The orders from Central did say to nerf the embassy's PA system. Unfortunately, Central didn't think that there would be trouble getting a suitable replacement.

The Ambassador muttered something in the slang-filled Wye City dialect of Common Weyrik to his cultural attache, a woman in her late twenties by appearance, had that appearance not been hidden underneath a wide-brimmed hat and all-concealing dress. The two would not have looked out of place on a well-to-do street in Victorian England, the ambassador in his black suit, the attache in her white dress and gloves. That they were now waiting just within the weyrean embassy's gates, kept open as per regulation, flanked by two High Guard soldiers in high-grade armor, waiting for their local escort.


To Weyrian government


"We are deeply disturbed with your continued insistance to install contraband devices at the embassy. Note that if you persist, we will not be pleased. I thank you for your understanding."

Czar Roger Fabus

“As engrossingly interesting it is to watch you craft more rules to inflict upon your populace we would like to point out that ‘nocturnal emissions’ occur in all males, a fact that can be verified in science books (aside: outside of MS of course).”

-Sub-director of Foreign Affairs Nidia Aislinn, Mikosolf Corporation

“As engrossingly interesting it is to watch you craft more rules to inflict upon your populace we would like to point out that ‘nocturnal emissions’ occur in all males, a fact that can be verified in science books (aside: outside of MS of course).”

-Sub-director of Foreign Affairs Nidia Aislinn, Mikosolf Corporation



"Then by the time men are of that age, they'd better make sure their father has arranged for them to be married off, so their seed goes to their wife and is not wasted."

Joseph Mladic

"We are deeply disturbed with your continued insistance to install contraband devices at the embassy. Note that if you persist, we will not be pleased. I thank you for your understanding."

Czar Roger Fabus


To: Czar Roger Fabus
From: Office of the Consul-General, Wye City, Weyr

The Kingdom of Weyr fails to see how a PA system, which we have made clear will be fully inspected by your officials if so desired, is a contraband device, unless your own personnel cannot be trusted with the task of ensuring that illicit devices do not enter your nation or a foreign embassy on your territory.

Please clarify whether or not you feel there is a necessity for a personal conference, mentioned in the last two communications, regarding the current state between the Kingdom of Weyr and the Entity of Mississippi. The Kingdom of Weyr has thus far not made hostile actions towards the entity of Mississippi, and has maintained full neutrality as far as the Kingdom of concerned.

Sincerely,
Josiah Willard Gibbs
Consul-General

To: Czar Roger Fabus
From: Office of the Consul-General, Wye City, Weyr

The Kingdom of Weyr fails to see how a PA system, which we have made clear will be fully inspected by your officials if so desired, is a contraband device, unless your own personnel cannot be trusted with the task of ensuring that illicit devices do not enter your nation or a foreign embassy on your territory.

Please clarify whether or not you feel there is a necessity for a personal conference, mentioned in the last two communications, regarding the current state between the Kingdom of Weyr and the Entity of Mississippi. The Kingdom of Weyr has thus far not made hostile actions towards the entity of Mississippi, and has maintained full neutrality as far as the Kingdom of concerned.

Sincerely,
Josiah Willard Gibbs
Consul-General



To: Josiah Willard Gibbs

From: Czar Roger Fabus


"If you'd like a speaker system, we will provide one, made in Mississippi, limited in what it can do (as per the federal laws regarding this matter), and we will install it. If this is not acceptable, then we have nothing more to discuss about the matter."

To: Czar Roger Fabus
From: Office of the Consul-General, Wye City, Weyr

The territory occupied by the Weyrean embassy is considered to be Weyrean sovereign territory, and as such is bound by Weyrean laws and regulations. Violation of said territory and/or its regulations and laws will be considered a potential act of overt aggression and cause for a declaration of war.

Stating that, the Kingdom of Weyr requests that a PA system suitable to cover the entire embassy structure be installed by Mississippian technicians, to be monitored by Weyrean staff. The Kingdom of Weyr has no restrictions on the weapons or equipment any entity may bring onto the Weyrean embassy grounds, as per Weyrean regulations and laws.

Sincerely,
Josiah Willard Gibbs
Consul-General

To: Czar Roger Fabus
From: Office of the Consul-General, Wye City, Weyr

The territory occupied by the Weyrean embassy is considered to be Weyrean sovereign territory, and as such is bound by Weyrean laws and regulations. Violation of said territory and/or its regulations and laws will be considered a potential act of overt aggression and cause for a declaration of war.

Stating that, the Kingdom of Weyr requests that a PA system suitable to cover the entire embassy structure be installed by Mississippian technicians, to be monitored by Weyrean staff. The Kingdom of Weyr has no restrictions on the weapons or equipment any entity may bring onto the Weyrean embassy grounds, as per Weyrean regulations and laws.

Sincerely,
Josiah Willard Gibbs
Consul-General



To: Josiah Willard Gibbs

From: Czar Roger Fabus


"Wait, this whole business about covering your entire embassy, that is really not needed. You don't need to cover areas where no people are. This leads me to believe you are up to something. I didn't become Czar by trusting others, nor did my father stay alive in the late 70s and early 80s by trusting others. Paranoia, when called for, can keep you alive. As such, we will be denying your requests. We suggest you use an intricate series of lights or perhaps call stations, or maybe telephones? We than you for your understanding."

OOC: Your nation really hates its people, huh DA?

OOC: Your nation really hates its people, huh DA?


Ooc- Meh, not particularly, but what can I say, the Minister of Health, Baldur Von Schacht, you'll see why he is always pushing for such restrictive laws. It'll be covered in my 1976 Curtis Fabus background flashback RP.

OOC: Ooo, flashbacks are fun!

OOC: Ooo, flashbacks are fun!


http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=372725

To: Josiah Willard Gibbs

From: Czar Roger Fabus


"Wait, this whole business about covering your entire embassy, that is really not needed. You don't need to cover areas where no people are. This leads me to believe you are up to something. I didn't become Czar by trusting others, nor did my father stay alive in the late 70s and early 80s by trusting others. Paranoia, when called for, can keep you alive. As such, we will be denying your requests. We suggest you use an intricate series of lights or perhaps call stations, or maybe telephones? We than you for your understanding."

To Czar Roger Fabus
From: Office of the Consul-General, Wye City, Weyr

The Kingdom of Weyr felt that it was obvious that broom closets and the like would not need to be wired for PA capability. However, since it appears that such clarification is required, the Kingdom will happily provide the necessary specs...<Included is a highly detailed list of all rooms that have to be wired for PA access, along with schematics of the embassy interior>

Sincerely,
Josiah Willard Gibbs
Consul-General

My god, just give him the godamn PA system. I mean, bring it in? They would build it at the start!

That's just rediculous.

That guy is right though, you may not mean to, but you do put alot of people off from talking to you.

OOC: Bah, and your telling him that in his own thread Out of Character? I know I just posted a huge bit on the subject, but that was more or less to get it down in one. I would suggest if you really want to continue, do it In Character instead and keep on topic.

I'm tempted to delete my own, though I feel it's useful to at least for now. Oh... and can you not quote my post when it's right above you? It's alot to quote and it's unsightly.


Sorry about that.

"Well, I can expect this of nation like Mississippi..... Tell me something, how would you prove someone had sex with Satan? It's not like a dude with a pitchfork and horns appears on Earth on a regular basis and fucks women or anything."-The Great Leader Li.



Ooc- I realize I didn't answer this, must have slipped my mind.



Ic-

"We will know, we will know because those who are evil tend to make it well-known. We can spot a woman of satan in a matter of minutes, trust us we'll know. Right now we're operating on the theory that any woman who is in the outlawed, so-called "Womens Freedom Movement" is most certainly one who has allowed Satan to gain carnal knowledge of her. Basically, we're looking for women who don't behave like proper women."

Joseph Mladic

The fines you impose are not practical; no normal consumer is going to be able to realistically pay those. Even the richest family business would have trouble forking out for such a ludicrous amount. Why not lower the fines to a tolerable level so that people will pay them, and then you could make some money out of their evil-doings? Imprison them afterwards regardless, if you really want to.

The Director
Omicron Alpha Government Incorporated

The fines you impose are not practical; no normal consumer is going to be able to realistically pay those. Even the richest family business would have trouble forking out for such a ludicrous amount. Why not lower the fines to a tolerable level so that people will pay them, and then you could make some money out of their evil-doings? Imprison them afterwards regardless, if you really want to.

The Director
Omicron Alpha Government Incorporated


"The fines can be paid in labor, peasants unable to pay cash, are permitted to work twelve to twenty-four hours a week on government projects such as roads and defensive structures."

Czar Roger Fabus

"The fines can be paid in labor, peasants unable to pay cash, are permitted to work twelve to twenty-four hours a week on government projects such as roads and defensive structures."

Czar Roger Fabus

With all due respect, Mr. Fabus, unless you have the most generous minimum wage on the planet, it would take their entire lives and then some to work off a fine of $10 million. These are disproportionate punishments; three years in jail compared to a lifetime of slavery, both punishments being possible for the same crime.
Unless of course, you are happy for people to pay off $10 million after completion of a single government contract, or just a few years of work on various projects. In which case, they're not really paying a $10,000,000 fine. And as they wouldn't be earning a wage, you'd have to supply them with food, accommodation and medical supplies just to keep them alive -- all of which cost money.
I just think there are more profitable and practical ways of going about it, namely, by making the fine more realistic for the average consumer.

The Director
Omicron Alpha Government Incorporated