Colodia
28-01-2005, 18:16
The President sat in his lovely Oval Office on this fine Friday morning, wondering why is it that the Roman Confederacy had not responded to Colodia's offer to help. He was just beginning to wonder if their delayed response had anything to do with Colodia's militaristic and imperialist reputation when the Secretary of the President rushed through the door...again..."
President Black: Dammit, that's twice in 24 hours.
Secretary: Sorry sir, but we're seeing reports that the nation of Yerffej is again losing control of North and South Carolina, as well as Georgia. The nation seems to be falling, and by tommorrow, these three states will erupt into anarchy.
President: That's terrible! Virginia, Florida, Kentucky, and Tennessee will be in danger!
Secretary: Yes, so I personally think it would be best to bring these states to Colodian order.
President: You know, I think it would be best to annex these states...
Secretary: That's what I just said, Mr. President.
President: Yes, whatever. If we control those three states, we'll control the entire lower coast of the United States region....lower Central America...and Norteastern South America...
Secretary: Yes, and with our The Empire of Layarteb as our ally, we will essentially control the entire Eastern coast of the Americas.
President: Stop stealing words from my mouth and summon the Commanders of the Army, Navy, and Air Force!
Secretary: Yes, Mr. President...*dammit, three Presidents come and gone and I still get no respect...*
President Black: Dammit, that's twice in 24 hours.
Secretary: Sorry sir, but we're seeing reports that the nation of Yerffej is again losing control of North and South Carolina, as well as Georgia. The nation seems to be falling, and by tommorrow, these three states will erupt into anarchy.
President: That's terrible! Virginia, Florida, Kentucky, and Tennessee will be in danger!
Secretary: Yes, so I personally think it would be best to bring these states to Colodian order.
President: You know, I think it would be best to annex these states...
Secretary: That's what I just said, Mr. President.
President: Yes, whatever. If we control those three states, we'll control the entire lower coast of the United States region....lower Central America...and Norteastern South America...
Secretary: Yes, and with our The Empire of Layarteb as our ally, we will essentially control the entire Eastern coast of the Americas.
President: Stop stealing words from my mouth and summon the Commanders of the Army, Navy, and Air Force!
Secretary: Yes, Mr. President...*dammit, three Presidents come and gone and I still get no respect...*